iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

my grandma visited my new place and I just realized when I went pee that this is what she would’ve looked at when she used the same bathroom earlier too lol

A pink shower curtain with a picture of a cat with a party hat on. The hat says “BE GAY DO CRIMES”

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i have half a pound of twizzlers inside me. well not like that. jeeeeez

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

McDonald’s fries taste best when you’re parked at the back of the parking lot and you’re crying while you eat them

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

old enough now that when I’m buying 2L bottles of pop, I feel like I’m about to host a kids birthday party

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

me when I have to use fb marketplace

The caption is “Me in the comments telling your racist grandma to go fuck herself”
And it’s a dog with reading glasses on propped up on a bed with pillows behind him. He has a laptop open and a bunch of food wrappers and drink bottles on the table beside him.

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

stoned enough to search the restaurants name in my apps instead of DoorDash

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Got a subscription as a gift and my first copy showed up today 😍💃🏻 #theonion

A copy of The Onion newspaper laying on a couch in front of a very cute old dog

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I know I’m getting old because I cried at a school musical production when the little girl playing Annie started singing and I didn’t even know any of the kids

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

even if the cologne cloud is duty free I don’t wanna walk through it my dudes

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

he already had his own pillow and blanket before that, don’t worry

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

my dog stole two out of three of my pillows and half of my blanket. I got up for new pillows but I was mean and wrestled my half a blanket back

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Never thought about it like this 😂

The best part of Sublime's "What I Got" is when they sing "I can play the guitar like a motherfuckin' riot" and then proceed to play the guitar as though they just learnt guitar today for that one specific section only.

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

maybe we should all pick a time to rage scream collectively and the aliens will hear that we need help

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

my dog is old and definitely has some hearing loss but it’s hard to tell how much because he didn’t listen half the time before anyway lol

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Lately sometimes I find myself thinking “but why should I want my legs to look like barrels?”

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I always guzzle a family pack of twizzlers when I go to the movies but I didn’t this time because health and wellness or whatever. Just as the movie starts, a lady sits down in front of me with her family pack of twizzlers. That was the most mental anguish ever experienced at a screening of Hoppers

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

As someone who doesn't want children the only thing that could change my mind is if a weird guy on the internet told me I should

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

well I really didn’t expect to get so much great advice from the host of Temptation Island

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

went to the pants store and they were all out of party

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Me to me: you need to make a note of a phrase you’ve known forever and you need to do it WRONG too goddamnit

A screenshot of one of my phone notes from February 25, 2026 at 10:50 PM. It says
“Names have been changed
And appearance have been altered”

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

feeling like there’s nothing to look forward to is soul sucking so I’m gonna try feeling like there’s nothing to look backward to instead

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Nothing like getting to the age where you discover a really cool new band and realize the song you’ve been listening to is from 2011

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

bought $1 scratch tickets as prizes for myself when I do the tasks I’ve been super avoiding. Scratching is fun but my first prize is really that I lost $1

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

not me wondering why everyone is so eager to talk about April fools day when it’s not April

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

when I was younger I thought Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon were the same person for an embarrassing amount of time

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

normalize non-carbonated fun drinks

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

normalize spoiling people with healthy things instead of candy and vices. sprout them

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

weird that alpha men will stand in a line and pee in a trough together but won’t get girlfriends because it’s too gay

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Off-leash dog area: your dog is OFF its leash (able to recall ffs) (still have to pick up their poop you asshole) On-leash dog area: your dog is ON its leash (that you are holding) (30ft of flexi you can’t pull in doesn’t count) (poop bags must accompany)

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I usually manage to keep junk food out of the house cupboards so when I get stoned I end up doing weird shit like eating taco shells and baking sprinkles

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I usually stick to stressy entertainment but this is also funny and I really liked it and my nervous system too probably

A title picture of the 3 women from a show called “HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN FROM
BELFAST”. There is a blonde woman on the left looking a bit sassy, a short haired beanie wearing chick looking unimpressed in the middle and then a lady with red-ish hair looking over her sunglasses disapprovingly on the right

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

okay yes I read the invite but this is my wedding hoodie

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

IT'S FINE, YOU CAN HAVE IT, I DON'T WANT IT. ONE LESS HOUR TO BE SAD ANYWAY.

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mediogre @devilslattice.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

I had a dream that I was in a crowd in NYC and Zohran Mamdani approached me. He said the hospital is getting busier because people are walking more hence more knee and ankle injuries. I thanked him and shook his hand? Then we all gushed about how charming he is. I’m not even American 😂

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