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The Detroiter

@detroiter.bsky.social
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 2h
Their whole platform is "brown man scary "
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 2h
Gonna need like 50
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 22h
Okay Kathy I see you
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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 3h
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 4h
Tuesday isn't good for THE ERADICATOR youtu.be/0uERxXNmoV4?...
youtu.be
Kids in the Hall - The Eradicator!!
YouTube video by Parachute Adams
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 4h
But we also don't like the oligarchs
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 7h
The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 5h
Directly out of Project 2025, ffs. I guess Utah will have one hell of a transit system. www.trains.com/pro/passenge...
trains.com
DOT proposal would tie transit funding to birth, marriage rates - Trains
WASHINGTON — A comment period is underway for a Trump administration proposal that would tie funding for major transit projects to birth and marriage rates, a concept Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy has called for since taking office. A notice published Oct. 1 in the Federal Register by the Department of Transportation and the Federal Transit [...]Read More...
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 7h
I learned today that this is normal for first year teams
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 7h
Tech bros need to be stopped
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 7h
Not the Las Vegas North Stars?
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 7h
I had never had a half sour pickle til I went to Katz's in August, now I'm obsessed. Closest thing I could find here are wickles half sours, pretty solid. Though I suppose I could just buy some from katz's website
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 8h
We did get the best of the bun h after a relook, but man, I love the throwback San Jose ones to the California golden seals.
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 8h
Bezos is such a cuck
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 9h
I don't even begin to understand how someone can be an apologist for rapists
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 11h
Today I also learned
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 11h
Agreed, I do love the black
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 11h
Really? While I dig the colors, this is just so lackluster
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 12h
Yeeeesh
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 19h
Goooooddam. Y'all, just grow old with a bit of grace and dignity instead of transforming yourself into a liminal horror from The Backrooms
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 16h
The Russians are barbarians and should be treated as such, not as people to negotiate new business deals with to benefit corrupt oligarchs in the US.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22h
Can you imagine if Hasan Piker said something like this? The NYT would have a 6 byline story on it in 30 minutes. They'd publish 15 op-ed pieces within a week and it would be the topic of every podcast they produce.
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 22h
static.klipy.com
Man in Jersey Points as 'Stupid' Appears
ALT: Man in Jersey Points as 'Stupid' Appears
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
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J.J. @jjfromkansas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It doesn't really hurt anybody to blatantly lie about attendance but it feels like you should get in trouble for it.
NHL Game Sheet from Detroit's october 6th home game against the Ottawa Senators. A tuesday night 5-3 victory which boasted attendance of 17,583A post from 97.1 the Ticket from the social media website that is more about posting nazi stuff and CSAM than any other.  The post reads "Dylan Larkin's season debut comes in front of a sparse crowd at Little Caesars Arena".  There is an accompanying image from high up in the arena looking down towards the ice as gameplay is ongoing. There are probably not 7,000 fans in this picture
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh duhhh
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm trying to decipher the 10 23 thing
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't care if he scores 50 goals, boo Larkin. #lgrw
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is what peaky blinders was based on, right? 😜
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tickets for a whole 4 bucks tonight too, lol
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Swiss miss or bust
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drmaB🎃🎃!🍁🍂 @drmag00.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jim Bakker AND Dennis Hastert? Someone’s hitting the dartboard, but not exactly getting a bullseye.
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like grape nuts, sometimes it just hits
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
will you people shut the fuck up
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He sucked then, he sucks now
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#lgrw
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Totally NORMAL.
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fly the friendly skies!
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now add in "random Russian plague"
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah that's right, I met Jesus while I had brain damage and guess what - he was a big veiny beefcake with a gigantic hot cock. Checkmate libs,
guy says he met jesus while having brain damage and that jesus was a big hot beefcake
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here comes trumps national emergency to stop voting
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you wonder how hellsite one is doing. I was convinced this guy just be a satirist, NOPE, just stupid ass Maga
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don't sleep on fishwife tins
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hmm, I may have got one too
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Juliebot?
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rest in piss
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Personal hygiene is important
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The Detroiter @detroiter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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