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Detritus

@detritus.bsky.social
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Sometime cobbler, firefighter, wastrel. NOT A CRIMINAL If you like silly stuff feel free to browse. signal.me/#eu/-W_KutikVwjDKiXrAGpCt…

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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 1h
😂
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 1h
I get suck it up buttercup 😂
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 7h
Just say it’s a fascinator
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 7h
You get Monday off if you work the weekend. Lucky.😂
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 7h
😂
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 7h
Nah, nobody has sex with them.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 7h
Figures
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 7h
It’s a book. The men that stare at goats. I don’t remember clothing theft.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 7h
Goats that stare at men.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 8h
Paaaaarty
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 8h
I would be informing 17 he can do that shit somewhere else 😂
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 8h
Different climate😂
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 15h
Skip skip Skipton the loo.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 15h
Put the heating on twice in the last 12 months 😬
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 15h
You clearly have good taste
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 15h
It’s bloody hilarious.😆
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LilGemGem @lilgemgem.bsky.social · 16h
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thanks @cheekybudgie.bsky.social this had me laffing- esp the giggles of the other commentator
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 16h
It’s been a really long day and I’m really fucking tired but I was cry laughing at this.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah science. No Beetroot!😂
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ah piccalilli is gross.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don’t get me wrong I like pickled stuff in other forms but there’s no type of beetroot I will ever like. Australians are obsessed with the stuff. I have to remember to say no beetroot when I order a burger.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Urghh.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Explains my lack of curls then😂
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tastes like mud and makes everything around it taste like mud too.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Beetroot🤢
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can not imagine.😂
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
These are amazing.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Met her at a couple of spurs games. She was very vocal😂
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy birthday 🥳
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuck that.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I clip those myself 😂
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My barber doesn’t have tits worth squeezing 😂
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have a trimmer. Ain’t no way I’m waxing ever.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
open.spotify.com/track/7lSDCr...
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I Fought the Law
The Clash · Hits Back · Song · 2013
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just got my barnet done and nowadays my eyebrows need doing just as regularly.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😂
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve never grown up
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Perfect. It didn’t dry my arse though
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She’s one too!
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yep
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was about to say great minds then I realised who I was replying to.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
age yourself with a childhood crush
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Belinda Carlisle: Iconic 80s Music Video Look
ALT: Belinda Carlisle: Iconic 80s Music Video Look
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thankfully rain. 😂
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It rained overnight but my brains not firing until I’ve had coffee.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stopped for coffee on way to work. Sat outside. The seat is wet 🙄
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They’re some eyebrows
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Read the alt text 😂
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No comment.
It means creek you filthy minded bastards.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I rode from Jacksonville to Houston over a few months. I had spare underwear a drink bottle a tarp and an ATM card. I did eventually have to buy fresh undies and some jeans. 😂
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