TL;DR Haiku5.5 v GLM-5.3-Fl: Haiku is: 15-20% chattier in agg. (but up 50% in some bench); 35ish% cheaper on inputs only; wins 8/11 artificialanalysis.ai (have they been milkshake ducked yet?) Trust bro, me™ tests (+5-15% range.); eating 100% less of their lunch*
* This is actually true
