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Tristan Lánstad

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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man arrives at the gates of Hell. A demon checks a guest list at a podium. The man says, "I'm here for the satanic spanking." Panel 2: The demon flips through the book. "I don't see your name on the list." Panel 3: The man tries again. "For Beelzebub's booty buffin'." The demon: "Um..." Panel 4: The man escalates. "The Demonic Ass-Destruction." The demon calls security on the phone.
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Windows Update @elenyafinwe.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026
Pspsps, ich miste derzeit meinen Kleiderschrank aus. Ich wäre sehr happy, wenn ihr mir dabei helft. Ich kann auch gern einen Preisnachlass geben (außer auf die Handarbeiten), hauptsächlich will ich's loswerden. www.vinted.de/member/49807...
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Eine Community, Tausende von Marken und die unterschiedlichsten Secondhand-Styles. Bereit loszulegen? So funktioniert's.
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 13/10/2026
Triff den Praktikanten und reiße ihm eine Zeitung aus der Hand! Wir verteilen unsere aktuelle Printausgabe. Kostenlos. Wann? Mittwoch, 14.10.26, ab 15 Uhr Wo? Thalia-Buchhandlung in der Innenstadt von Dortmund, Westenhellweg 40-42 Pro Person nur eine Zeitung, solange der Vorrat reicht!
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 14/10/2026
Um bei Gesundheitskosten zu sparen: CDU will Zahnbehandlungen wieder dem örtlichen Schmied überlassen www.der-postillon.com/2025/10/kran...
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Um bei Gesundheitskosten zu sparen: CDU will Zahnbehandlungen wieder dem örtlichen Schmied überlassen
Berlin (dpo) - Wird das Gesundheitswesen so wieder effizienter? Angesichts steigender Kosten für Behandlungen sucht die Bundesregierung nach Einsparmö
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 22h
for the record what i love most about 40k is that it was clearly created by a bunch of british nerds in the 80s that hated margaret thatcher. that's what makes it good.
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Agita Publishing @agitapublishing.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"Never Do This Thing I Personally Don't Like: A Manual for Writers" just went into its fourth edition. Selling like hotcakes.
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Tristan Lánstad @desastertristan.bsky.social · 8h
*writes even harder about sexy trans guys that do not exist yet* I WILL MAKE YOU REAL!!!
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Tristan Lánstad @desastertristan.bsky.social · 12h
This is something the AI industry is also stealing: traffic. It's an industry relying on scalping other people's businesses.
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 18h
something that fascinates me about this is how, for many years, whole teams inside giant tech companies were devoted to preventing exactly this scenario you didn't 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 most of your traffic to be from bots trying to game the system, so people worked hard to prevent it
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Tristan Lánstad @desastertristan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nach tausend Jahren mal wieder durch Zufall auf Walulis gestoßen und meine Güte, nach all den Jahren ist der immer noch so verkrampft am Moderieren.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
get the fun book ✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Chen Chen @chenchenwrites.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Are you even a writer unless annoying, reactionary people hate what you’re doing?
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As you get older, you realize the importance of having a large amount of shallow bowls in which to put small amounts of discrete objects
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Tristan Lánstad @desastertristan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ich kann ja 'Die 9 Pforten' sehr empfehlen, außerdem der Schneewittchen-Horrorfilm.
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Phineas@drawing comics @phineascorviday.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
CW gore Hey it’s my birthday and once again I am asking people to read my webcomics (if they want) heirsoftheveil.com (queer urban fantasy with cosmic horror elements) voidmusic.thecomicseries.com (gay cosmic horror)
Comic page. Panel 1: Image of a city from the Birds Eye perspective. A bus is arriving. Panel 2: Close up of the bus stop. Panel 3: The bus stopped people are unloading. Panel 4: A girl sleeping at the bus, a cat next to her. Panel 5: She wakes up. Comic page. Panel 1: Two men in an embrace. One is kissing the other on the cheek. Panel 2 the first man seems a bit flustered. Panel 3: But he leans in for the kiss. Panel 4: The second man is stopping him concernedv. panel 5: He is touching the first man’s hair that where a streak is white. Panel 6: He asks him what happened to his hair A monster made out of rows of teeth A cathedral, two people in there. The person in the foreground is torn open and bleeding from their stomach
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Tristan Lánstad @desastertristan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How did they find a picture of me???
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Millennium Falco @ritamitsuko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
its a pity because the trailer looks beautiful. i love samantha sloyan's portrayals of white cis women and it has matthew lillard but if you decide the white girl with the clear skin, tiny waist and doe eyes needs to be the kid who gets mobbed the whole context of the movie shifts.
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Millennium Falco @ritamitsuko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
not sure why so many hate on mike flanagan because i like his stuff but the first work that doesn't speak to me is his carrie movie. social media convos have pointed that out before and i agree: making the bullied social outcast a thin, pretty, white girl is a very white, very cis male thing.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
shoutout to the guest artists for my new book, including Sarah's Scribbles! Get the book HERE ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AI Bubble Teetering on the Brink as OpenAI Admits to Massive Financial Failure in Leaked Documents Financial Times reveals that OpenAI’s annualized revenue is roughly $20 billion lower than previously expected: futurism.com/future-society/ai-fina…
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the media has taken the press release that "AI Has Solved Hundreds Of Difficult Math Problems" at face value and mostly ignored that the few times actual mathematicians reviewed the work, the problems were not solved. if you repeat this claim you're doing the oppressor's work for them
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Tristan Lánstad @desastertristan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wüsste man, wenn man sich auch nur ein kleines bisschen belesen würde. Oder man macht halt den kaltschnäuzigen Sozialdarwinisten ala Merz und wundert sich dann, dass einen alle hassen.
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Tristan Lánstad @desastertristan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Weil eine unübersehbare Masse von Studien belegt, dass eine Wohnung der Einstieg ist um einen Job zu halten, nicht in Abhängigkeit zu rutschen und das Gesundheitssystem nicht mit teuren Notfallbehandlungen zu belasten. Wohnungslosigkeit ist inhuman und belastet die Gesellschaft finanziell.
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InI4 @ini4.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wer sich mit einem KI-Chat unterhält, kann sich wohl auch auf den Marktplatz seiner Stadt stellen und seine Frage ins Megafon schreien. Die Sache mit dem Megafon ist vielleicht privater und gibt bessere Antworten. Danke @heise.de!
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Studie: Tracker in allen 9 großen KI-Chatbots – ChatGPT, Grok & Co.
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Crippled Giraff Decals @crippledgiraff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What's on the menu this Orctober?
warhamburger logo with an orc and a white scar space marine
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 07/10/2026
Deutschland gespannt, wann genau Merz heute die vier CDU-Abgeordneten aus Sachsen-Anhalt, die mit der AfD paktiert haben, aus der Partei wirft www.der-postillon.com/2026/10/rip-...
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Deutschland gespannt, wann genau Merz heute die vier CDU-Abgeordneten aus Sachsen-Anhalt, die mit der AfD paktiert haben, aus der Partei wirft
Berlin, Erfurt (dpo) - Jetzt muss Friedrich Merz durchgreifen: Nach vollmundigen Aussagen des CDU-Chefs, er werde alle aus der Partei werfen, die mit
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Barely any media reporting on this. Instead it's one big tech weirdo after another talking about how their god machines want to kill us all so they need all of earth's resources immediately
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Annika Brockschmidt @ardenthistorian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tja.
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Johannes (Hadestown era) @rehborn.de · 07/10/2026
Wenig macht mich mehr verzweifelt, als der Widerstand gegen eine Regierung unter Führung der Linken, während die AFD gerade anfängt die Macht zu übernehmen.
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Tristan Lánstad @desastertristan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Falls es eine Option für dich ist, in Dresden bist du herzlich willkommen und die Community ist hier klein, aber fein. Außerdem sind die Preise noch vertretbar. Immer noch Osten aber zumindest haben wir auch eine aktive Linke.
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Windows Update @elenyafinwe.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
Bsky, do your thing. Eins enby muss raus aus Sachsen-Anhalt. Ich suche 2-3 Zi, max 500€ warm (oder was das Amt zahlt) und 1 Job für 1 Germanist*in BA, max 20h/Woche Teilzeit in Hannover oder Remote deutschlandweit. Wer was weiß, her damit! Vlt passiert ja ein Wunder. Bitte kräftig teilen 🙏
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Charon - Zhetan Chronicles | by FervorCraft @charonzcgame.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🐻🐜 Enter the woods and face the terribly (fluffy) bear ant ( and other critters from @absothegoblin.bsky.social ) ! 🐻🐜 🕹Check out our demo here: store.steampowered.com/app/2329050/... #CharonZC | #digitalart | #pixelart | #rpgmaker | #turnbased | #GameDev | #Indiegame
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Jasmin Schreiber @schreibersnaturarium.de · 06/10/2026
@ CDU: Walter Lübcke wurde zu Hause auf seiner eigenen Terrasse von Anhängern dieser Leute abgeknallt, mit denen ihr jetzt Arbeitskreise bilden und „sachbezogen arbeiten“ wollt, und es juckt euch null.
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Tristan Lánstad @desastertristan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because they like cis men rapists. Everything they do is to make it easier for cis men to be rapists. They are best friends with rapists + child abusers. Trans people existing and bringing in knowledge and education about sexuality and sexual boundaries are making it harder for cis rapists to exist.
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Tristan Lánstad @desastertristan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, they made that clear a long time ago. These are rich women who don't go to those spaces. They have their own rich people gyms with security and they don't go to the same toilets as the general public. They never feared for their own safety. They just say they do because white woman tears
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felt smart, might delete later @outeast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I should preface this by saying I have no problem at all with Giancarlo's horny Pre-Raphaelite aesthetic. But yeah it's not just this picture.
Painting "The Debate", presumably the scene where Smeagol and Gollum argue over whether to kill or help Frodo. The bottom half of the picture is just churned mud and slick puddles. In the top half, Frodo, head down, lies unconscious. It's reminiscent of the painting of the Death of Chatterton. Smeagol is kneeling all but naked next to him. We see only his leg, part of his lean and muscular torso and his strong arms. The fingers of one hand are hooked into Frodo's waistband. He is evidently dragging Frodo along, but it also looks like he's clawing at his clothing. A book cover design. On the left - the back cover - is a sword-and-staff-wielding Gandalf. On the right, a hooded, saturnine Aragorn clasps a drained-looking but stunningly beautiful Frodo, whose head is tipped back to bare his neck and a chain with the One Ring. It makes it look as though he is gazing lovingly at Aragorn. Multiple hands variously caress, embrace and claw at Frodo. It's very intimate.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 03/10/2026
get in, losers.
four female stormwater inspectors in a truck to replicate the Mean Girls meme
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I read the news today, oh boy
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Tristan Lánstad @desastertristan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hot take: Working through your feelings of betrayal publicly and screaming at unrelated people talking about their own thoughts on a horrible revelation is not justice. It's you venting and processing on the back of other people because your rage has nowhere to turn to.
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Geschlechtsfreibeuter*in @queerbildung.social · 03/10/2026
Transgender-Prideflag

Weitten in black latters "Trans people are more important than Harry Potter"
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Helge Thomas 🌻 @helgethomas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
»Mit dem Begriff „umstritten“ versuchen Medien oft, Fakten als Meinung erscheinen zu lassen.« Danke @afelia.bsky.social 🙏🏻
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Warum Medien viel zu oft das Wort "umstritten" nutzen – und was dahintersteckt (Kommentar)
Mit dem Begriff "umstritten" versuchen Medien oft, Fakten als Meinung erscheinen zu lassen. Doch es braucht mutige Entscheidungen, Dinge klar zu benennen.
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Der Postillon 📯 @der-postillon.com · 03/10/2026
Morgen in PamS: Schrecklicher Verdacht – Hat Friedrich Merz den Tag der Deutschen Einheit bewusst auf Samstag gelegt, damit die Leute mehr arbeiten? www.der-postillon.com/2026/10/PamS...
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Tristan Lánstad @desastertristan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You really prove that you care about rape victims as long as they are good rape victims that say and do what you feel is best.
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Tristan Lánstad @desastertristan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's hard enough to see yet another person be exposed and know that even people you tangentially noticed as somewhat okay are so dishonest. The way people talk about it online is honestly just making it worse.
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Tristan Lánstad @desastertristan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not every multi-faceted consideration of a person with a history of sexual assault is the same as rape apologia. As a victim of not one but multiple instances of sexual assault and rape, nothing makes me more tired then people burying all nuance. That's also the last I'm going to say about it.
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