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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I beg your pardon but my peeves are not *pets*. They’re my children.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

imho this is actually the hardest shit one can say when it gets too real.

Scene from the film Punch Drunk
Love where Adam Sandler’s character says to Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s: “I have a love in my life, it makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.”

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Ursula K. Le Guin @ursulakleguin.com · 18/09/2026

We'd like your help with something. The one hundredth anniversary of Ursula's birth will take place in 2029. This may seem a long time away, but we’re already starting to think about how to celebrate Ursula’s life and art. We’d love to add your ideas to the mix—there's a brief survey here:

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Centenary event planning

Please click the link to complete this form.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

lol @ Bruce Wayne for waiting til he’s grown up to avenge his parents. I would’ve watched 3 Ninjas twice back-to-back and taken care of that shit in an afternoon.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

[seeing the grocery store cashier that always laughs at my jokes laughing at someone else’s jokes] what the fuck is this shit

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sitting on a bench eating a peach and a banana, making a display of myself.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Please do not make me the butt of your joke. I’d much rather be the dick or the taint or something.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I want to become very strong, and smart, and happy so that my last gasp in life—years, and years, and years from now—will have a melodious primal scream inside it. It will inspire. The birds in the trees will turn their heads and think: “Ok.”

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Counter clockwise? I hardly knew ‘er clockwise!

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Call the Great Lakes whatever tf u want. The land around them is stolen. I’m not gonna fight over which name is *more* right. Nepal & Tibet are searching for families who suddenly disappeared after glaciers melted bc of all the time we spend idling in SUVs checking apps.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“What? Oh no. What is this? Are you going to kill me? Is it so you can make an original post about my last words as though there’s something profound about them? Well, how about this: I won’t say anything prof—Wait, is this because of my name?” -The last words of Runyan Funyan-Beeklespurts, 08/31/26

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

BREAKING—Google updates The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald lyrics changing Lake Ontario to Lake America.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/08/2026

third rule of fight club is everyone gets a gentle forehead kiss

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Don’t worry, The United States. I’m not mad. It’s hard to be stay mad at your president’s threats when everybody knows they’re meant to distract from the war he’s losing, which was meant to distract from the encyclopedia of evidence that he’s a pedophile that he doesn’t want released, which was mean

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The only thing that’ll help me out of this shallow funk is being trampled by a mounted Buckingham palace guard who is genuinely angry at me for being in their way.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The deer no longer flee when I shoo them bc they can tell I don’t mean it.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there.” “Orange.” me, praying to anyone who’ll listen that they don’t say banana:

Patrick Fischler in the iconic diner scene from David Lynch’s Mulholland Drive. His face is full of dread.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

On weekends I like to let my hair down, take my phone out of Low Power Mode.

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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"Raekwon at Palantir!"

the alien who communicates in metaphors from ST:TNG episode "Darmok," played by the great Paul Winfield

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Producers: “The next James Bond movie will be TOTALLY different.” What if his name is different? What if it’s not a spy movie? What if every movie that isn’t a James Bond movie is actually a James Bond movie that’s totally different?

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Paul Tremblay @paultremblay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

11 years ago today I had 22% battery left on my phone at 9:26pm.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

“No cheating! Share your most recent pic of a wombat playing basketball!” [everybody cheats to make their pet wombat’s defense look impenetrable]

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Criterion Channel @criterionchannl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Goodnight to an absolute legend. Director, musician and special effects artist Screaming Mad George.

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Bellingcat @bellingcat.com · 14/08/2026

Bellingcat's Toolkit is a resource for discovering research tools. Click on the name of a tool to view an in-depth review and guide including how easy it is to use, investigative use-cases and an outline of any associated costs. Access it here: bellingcat.gitbook.io/toolkit

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Home | Bellingcat's Online Investigation Toolkit

A toolkit for open source researchers

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The most horrifying way to die? Easily that’s being a horse in 1904 that’s being forced into a high-diving act and you can see with your horse eyes that you’re gonna miss the barrel. Oh, you wanted know the most horrifying way a human could die? Why? What a stupid question.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Turns out the frozen AOC egg I bid on & won is a COMPLETE forgery😔DNA came back showing it’s some other congresswoman no one’s even heard of

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I wonder who all those Epstein pervs are and whether we can please arrest them and then someday forget about them now, please.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

A wild and vibrant stranger set itself up in my yard and volunteered to be beautiful.

A wild flower with a fluffy, pink bloom. Some gardeners call them ‘volunteers’. My mother in law also calls them ‘peony poppies’.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

A funny moment in the distant future when many ppl will be too young to remember Trump is if a President is nearly assassinated we can turn to each other and say: “We shoulda built that ballroom.”

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

[In a conversation with a friend. Mark Zuckerberg is there. He has his arm around me] MZ: “So, your friend just spoke—now you can say something too, as a reply🙂.”

A screenshot of a Facebook notification that reads: “People are commenting on your post. Reply to keep them engaged.”

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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

He grinned a little as he thought it; for he had always liked that pause, that fearful pause, the moment before things changed.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Writing down everything I’ve seen on the internet in a little notebook

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Yaroslava @strategywoman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I’m in a bookstore now. This shelf holds books from publishers affected by the russian attack on August 1, when eight million books were destroyed. The bookstore is asking people to buy their books. I wanted to remember this shelf.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Still afraid to watch The Substitute due to my Kings-of-Destruction phobia.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Them: How dare you?! Me: No, no, no. [patronizing smirk] It’s ’how do you dare’.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

deepfake nudes are, of course, integral to the future of space exploration

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Actually not a fan of demonizing addicts just to find another way to insult RFK Jr., a man who needs no insulting because his dishonor is a toxic-green fart cloud that follows him everywhere.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Just got: “Tell your mom and dad I was askin about em.” But then they didn’t ask anything about em. So, what, am I supposed to fucking lie to my parents now?

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I would be useless on the old timey frontier bc I ADORE donkeys & would keep carrying shit ppl threw over every donkey’s back & wither and die in mere days.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

How can I love Jimothy if I’m still learning learn to love Jimoth-me?

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

ALL RIGHT CANADA! THE INVASION IS BEGINNING! TIME TO CHARGE ACROSS THE GORDIE HOWE BRIDGE! FOLLOW MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!🏇

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

And then the corporations starting breeding Jimothies. In great numbers. Just like the red eared slider following the TMNT movie. And all the clownfish that ended up abandoned following the Nemo films.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

One of the Ultimate Man Dreams in my town is to afford a motorcycle big enough to be really comfortable and to ride it around blaring a remix of Cash’s God’s Gonna Cut Your Down and to imagine yourself in a trailer for a revenge thriller and your on your way to hurt someone.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I find sunshine is the best disinfectant. So whenever I poop my pants I just leave them there in the yard for a day or two.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Can’t wait for when Depp dances on the stairs to Rock n Roll Pt. 2 in Ebeneezer

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