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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I beg your pardon but my peeves are not *pets*. They’re my children.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

imho this is actually the hardest shit one can say when it gets too real.

Scene from the film Punch Drunk
Love where Adam Sandler’s character says to Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s: “I have a love in my life, it makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.”

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Ursula K. Le Guin @ursulakleguin.com · 18/09/2026

We'd like your help with something. The one hundredth anniversary of Ursula's birth will take place in 2029. This may seem a long time away, but we’re already starting to think about how to celebrate Ursula’s life and art. We’d love to add your ideas to the mix—there's a brief survey here:

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Centenary event planning

Please click the link to complete this form.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

lol @ Bruce Wayne for waiting til he’s grown up to avenge his parents. I would’ve watched 3 Ninjas twice back-to-back and taken care of that shit in an afternoon.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

[seeing the grocery store cashier that always laughs at my jokes laughing at someone else’s jokes] what the fuck is this shit

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Just enjoyin some much needed peach time🍑🍌

A white, brown-haired, 41 year old named Derek Nason eating a peach in an old graveyard

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I spent like 10 years in an entry level position as a tiny rib😕

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

A suggestion from the crowd that I should take my shirt off. Prolly bc it’s so juicy and they don’t want to see it get stained. So glad to have the support of my city❤️

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

K so there’s like a hundred ppl here now

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

K the dust is off so there’s prolly nothing left to see. Sorry. Just the putting it in my mouth part which should be pretty straight forward.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Passersby: please stop giving me money after watching for a bit, I’m doing this mostly for the vitamins.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Spitting on my fingers first is the easiest way to clean the dust off my peach. Just how I snack. Feel free to watch, tho.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sitting on a bench eating a peach and a banana, making a display of myself.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This is what brb stands for, for me

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Please do not make me the butt of your joke. I’d much rather be the dick or the taint or something.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I want to become very strong, and smart, and happy so that my last gasp in life—years, and years, and years from now—will have a melodious primal scream inside it. It will inspire. The birds in the trees will turn their heads and think: “Ok.”

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The trick is to piss yourself RIGHT before you meet.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I could see myself picking a favorite rod and then having sore hips a month later and my physiotherapist telling me I have to quit cuneiform

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I bet it takes a bit to find the length of rod thing to carve letters that works for you

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Counter clockwise? I hardly knew ‘er clockwise!

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Show something, politicians.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

15 million people live in similar, vulnerable circumstances around the world. These people are important to our human heritage. They’re beautiful and tough. And we’re killing them by being stupid. We’re now so good and being stupid that our stupidity has lethal powers.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Call the Great Lakes whatever tf u want. The land around them is stolen. I’m not gonna fight over which name is *more* right. Nepal & Tibet are searching for families who suddenly disappeared after glaciers melted bc of all the time we spend idling in SUVs checking apps.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It requires caring about one’s soldiers, their lives🇺🇦❤️🇺🇦

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“What? Oh no. What is this? Are you going to kill me? Is it so you can make an original post about my last words as though there’s something profound about them? Well, how about this: I won’t say anything prof—Wait, is this because of my name?” -The last words of Runyan Funyan-Beeklespurts, 08/31/26

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

“Yeah guys, stop making fun of how I lee-arn”

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

BREAKING—Google updates The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald lyrics changing Lake Ontario to Lake America.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

“Cool bomb guys. Can you uh, do me a solid and keep it down a bit?”

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/08/2026

third rule of fight club is everyone gets a gentle forehead kiss

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

BREAKING: 🇨🇦 streaming platforms to rename The Apprentice to The Pedophile.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Don’t worry, The United States. I’m not mad. It’s hard to be stay mad at your president’s threats when everybody knows they’re meant to distract from the war he’s losing, which was meant to distract from the encyclopedia of evidence that he’s a pedophile that he doesn’t want released, which was mean

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I tried religion. I’m too much of a smart Alec for it

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I need to submit to something. I need it to hurt.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The only thing that’ll help me out of this shallow funk is being trampled by a mounted Buckingham palace guard who is genuinely angry at me for being in their way.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Holy mother fucking shit I’m gonna fucking die rn this is too cute, way too cute

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The deer no longer flee when I shoo them bc they can tell I don’t mean it.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there.” “Orange.” me, praying to anyone who’ll listen that they don’t say banana:

Patrick Fischler in the iconic diner scene from David Lynch’s Mulholland Drive. His face is full of dread.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

On weekends I like to let my hair down, take my phone out of Low Power Mode.

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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"Raekwon at Palantir!"

the alien who communicates in metaphors from ST:TNG episode "Darmok," played by the great Paul Winfield

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I’m sorry this happened right after I told you about how they discovered the use for the appendix.

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Derek Nason @dereknason.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Producers: “The next James Bond movie will be TOTALLY different.” What if his name is different? What if it’s not a spy movie? What if every movie that isn’t a James Bond movie is actually a James Bond movie that’s totally different?

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Paul Tremblay @paultremblay.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

11 years ago today I had 22% battery left on my phone at 9:26pm.

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