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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 12/03/2025

They called him Atilla the hun because he was a real sweety pie. Along with hun, we was also known as babe, sweetheart, and whatever other pet names his wife gave him.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 11/03/2025

Exactly, and I mean exactly, what it took to finally radicalize me into action. It's almost like I was a sleeper cell for shitposters.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 11/03/2025

I'm just going to put this here in case anyone is interested in it for some kind of reference or "entertainment purposes only" or whatever. Wouldn't it be wild if one particular Tesla was targeted? That'd be crazy, right? Just completely nuts and so unexpected. gadgetsranked.com/can-a-tesla-...

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Unlocking the Truth: Can a Tesla Really Be Hacked? - GadgetsRanked

In the rapidly advancing world of technology, security vulnerabilities and the threat of cyber attacks have become pressing concerns for individuals and

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 11/03/2025

Anita Ward's 1979 classic "Ring My Bell" as I think it would be sung by Till Lindemann of Rammstein.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 10/03/2025

Wife: *intentionally singing WAY off key and only well enough for the tune to be recognizable* Wife: I love singing to you! Me: Let me know when it happens... Got a high five for that one. Well, I self-fived, but that made her laugh, so I wasn't in trouble.

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Bread John @breadery.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Her: Why don't you act maturely and face up to your responsibilities? Me: Get the fuck out of my treehouse.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 04/03/2025

OK, can we please stop doing this "I have a wee pithy thing to say, so it's going to be a huge graphic with no ALT text" thing? Please? I even see news outlets and indie journalists do it. You can't filter it out with a word list. It isn't viewable by those with screen readers. Just type your shit.

A screenshot of an account posting a big graphic with huge text that reads "I don't know what frightens me more, Donald Trump or the fools who believe he's doing a good job.:

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 28/02/2025

No one ever takes me seriously when I say we should bring back guillotines for politicians who don't server the people. Is it because I pronounce it "GWILL-oh-tynz"? I'm saying that right, yeah? I think so. I really think I'm right on this one.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 28/02/2025

*cutting my own hair* Me: So, doing anything fun this weekend? Me: I don't talk to pigs! *makes oinking noise* Me: *intentionally fucks up my hair because I don't like the attitude*

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David Rafferty @davidrafferty.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

I console myself that, even if I can't use the word "clusterfuck" in an academic book, "omnishambles" serves just as well.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 28/02/2025

Peeling open this tube of cookie dough and eating it like a corn on the cob

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Annalee @flowerhorne.com · 27/02/2025

Get you a spouse who, when you get a Brennan Lee Mulligan - level rant going about how you want to quit your job and move to the woods to be a hermit, will hand you a snack you can eat while ranting and then patiently listen until your blood sugar stabilizes

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 27/02/2025

This is literally the reason my wife says "Thank Youuu!" after using Alexa. She says, when the inevitable robot uprising happens, she will be looked upon with favor for being polite. Her: ...that way, they won't kill me! Me: First. They won't kill you 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 27/02/2025

Yeah yeah. Eat the rich. We're on board. But how best to 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦 the rich? In my limited culinary experience, I am of the opinion that sous vide would be the most fun, because first you get to completely seal them in a watertight, thick plastic bag, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 you put them in very hot water for hours!

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Libro.fm @libro.fm · 27/02/2025

Hi, just a reminder that when you use Libro.fm for your audiobooks, you support independent bookshops vs. large corporations that drive them out of business. We also pay taxes. And so do indie bookshops.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 27/02/2025

Hostage Negotiator: "We want the funk! Give up the funk!" *gets shot* "Oww!"

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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 26/02/2025

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 26/02/2025

"It's genuinely amazing how little people know about Elon Musk." A Reddit comment that goes back, lays it out, brings receipts, and links to all claims made. Astonishing, honestly. Link: www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/co... ps. I'm just a humble shitposter, but thought this might be informative. Enjoy.

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UpperApe's comment on "AOC - ''Elon Musk is not a scientist, he is not an engineer. He is a billionaire con man with a lot of money.''"

Explore this conversation and more from the Fauxmoi community

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 26/02/2025

Thinking of changing my name to a schwa just to see how they call for me at the doctor's office. ə.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 25/02/2025

My wife's dream is to be at a fancy schmancy party and a helicopter lands and someone is like "You are needed at an undisclosed location", so she hands her drink to the closest person, gets in the chopper and disappears into the night sky.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 25/02/2025

I'm going to start repeating "Hey, human!" to all the magpies around my house. That way, once they learn the vocalization, they can freak out every other person they encounter. My biggest hope is that they pass it down the generations and it spreads from flock to flock.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 25/02/2025

*the wife and I discussing Marketing vs. Sales* Her: I'm more interested in just telling people about how cool it is. Me: Yeah, I can't make people buy things they don't need. I'm not a Shark In A Suit. I'm more like Lambies in Jammies. Her: *runs away laughing to text it to everyone she knows*

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 25/02/2025

No one: No one at all: Not a single soul: Me: I'm against cracker crumbs on top of Mac & Cheese. I'm in it for the squish. Thanks for asking.

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👻 Crujería 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

When you kick a pirate in the crotch

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 27/11/2024

I love when people are like, "I have an idea so ridiculous, I'm going to pay for stickers about it!"

A sticker on a graffiti-d sign that reads MAKE THE GOLF COURSE A PUBLIC SEX FOREST! with various styles of cheap clip art of people in various poses. No nudity / SFW.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 27/11/2024

I only have the energy to rage against one, maybe two, machines at a time these days.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 24/02/2025

Somewhere out there right now, someone's musical resume` has a listing like "Was the HEY! HO! back-up 'singer' guy for [insert stomp-clap-hey indie band here]".

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

A dating app but it's just one picture of someone's bookshelves, one of their usual grocery haul, one of their pets, and one their thermostat

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 22/02/2025

Ever lay face-down naked in the snow to show solidarity with stumpy-legged dogs who have to pee outside in the winter? haha Yeah, no. Me neither. That would be weird. Totally never done that.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 22/02/2025

I am famous at my post office for asking to have heavy packages left on the porch instead of returned to the post office and left with a delivery attempt notification slip. This is what I got the last time I asked.

A red stamp on the back of a white guy's hand that reads SPOILED.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 21/02/2025

I read that as Pavarotti, which everyone knows are the unscrupulous jerks that follow poor people around and take pictures of them.

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 21/02/2025

Scream Cipher xkcd.com/3054

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Karen S Wilcox, PhD (she/her) @karenswilcoxphd.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

PSA to remember to freeze your credit, now that your information is in the dark web and also in the hands of hacker bros with no security clearances and a couple of hard drives that might get sold to the highest bidder. easy step by step instructions... www.nerdwallet.com/article/fina...

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How to Freeze Your Credit - NerdWallet

A credit freeze helps prevent identity theft and fraud. Contact each of the three major credit bureaus to freeze or unfreeze your credit files for free.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Darth Vader's full name was Dartholomew Space Invader

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 20/02/2025

nurse: *doing ultrasound* your baby looks fine girlfriend: what about the sex? me: do you not know how this baby got in there?

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 20/02/2025

Nostraratu? Nosferdamus? Nostraferdamatus? Psychic vampire.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 19/02/2025

Anyone who ever claimed to have suffered from spontaneous human combustion probably just got done sprinting in cords. Being twice accused of lying shortly beforehand is purely coincidence, despite the observational rhyme.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 19/02/2025

I'm laughing imagining the cars are like dogs when you have to give them to a new home and they run off and run all the way back to where they used to live. All these cars randomly showing up at the massive factory parking lot.

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707Kat @707kat.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

🧵1/ Just recently gotten interested in privacy and limiting what information big tech (and others 😒🏛️) are collecting on you? Naomi Brockwell got you with a beginner introduction to Privacy 101. I will post resources mentioned in this video in a thread below with personal commentary. #privacy

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Privacy 101

YouTube video by Naomi Brockwell TV

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 19/12/2024

All nautical vessels use she/her pronouns but postal ships are assigned mail at berth.

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