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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 15/03/2025

My dad always said Keith Richards died 15 years ago and no one told him.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 13/03/2025

Sign outside: GET INTO FITNESS!* *fitness whole box of croissants into my mouth

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 12/03/2025

They called him Atilla the hun because he was a real sweety pie. Along with hun, we was also known as babe, sweetheart, and whatever other pet names his wife gave him.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 11/03/2025

Exactly, and I mean exactly, what it took to finally radicalize me into action. It's almost like I was a sleeper cell for shitposters.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 11/03/2025

I'm just going to put this here in case anyone is interested in it for some kind of reference or "entertainment purposes only" or whatever. Wouldn't it be wild if one particular Tesla was targeted? That'd be crazy, right? Just completely nuts and so unexpected. gadgetsranked.com/can-a-tesla-...

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Unlocking the Truth: Can a Tesla Really Be Hacked? - GadgetsRanked

In the rapidly advancing world of technology, security vulnerabilities and the threat of cyber attacks have become pressing concerns for individuals and

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 11/03/2025

Just so long as know that you are loved by weird randos on the internet you've never met. 🤗🫂

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 11/03/2025

Anita Ward's 1979 classic "Ring My Bell" as I think it would be sung by Till Lindemann of Rammstein.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 10/03/2025

*mid-air origami shaped like a chinchilla with an unwrapped Babybel cheese inside*

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 10/03/2025

Wife: *intentionally singing WAY off key and only well enough for the tune to be recognizable* Wife: I love singing to you! Me: Let me know when it happens... Got a high five for that one. Well, I self-fived, but that made her laugh, so I wasn't in trouble.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 10/03/2025

If your kid is old enough to do the math that I refuse to do when I hear something like that, it's time to just start using years.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 10/03/2025

As a child of the 70/80s, we rolled around in the trunk from ages 1 to 27 an wer ternd urt jurs furn.

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Bread John @breadery.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Her: Why don't you act maturely and face up to your responsibilities? Me: Get the fuck out of my treehouse.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 06/03/2025

My folks split when I was 7, so I lived with Mom, but visiting him was always a good time. He painted, was a musician, wrote weird poetry, and was just cool to people in general. When I hit college age, we really got tight, he and I. Generally a well-liked dude. Moreso if you got his sense of humor.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 05/03/2025

He did it professionally since before I was born. He even started a shop with another guy. They would paint for a while and hand the airbrush back and forth on a job. When asked, they'd say the guy that painted it, "Eli", was from California and only painted at night. My old man was a weird dude.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 05/03/2025

My dad painted vans, cars, motorcycle tanks... pretty much anything, with this "van art" airbrush and hand-striped art style. He prided himself on hiding a pair of tits in almost every mural he ever did.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 05/03/2025

To connect a bit and see what he's into, I asked my new neighbor what kind of music he listens to all day. Any recommendations? He said, "I don't listen to anything." Like... at all I guess? Full stop? I cannot wrap my head around that. You don't have a single preference? A genre? One favorite song?

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 04/03/2025

Before the bullshit starts: * I hate the orange shitgibbon too. * I don't want to censor you. I want you to include both the handicapped and people who would like to filter certain words, like "Trump". * I don't follow these people, then complain. They come across the Discover feed. * I said please.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 04/03/2025

OK, can we please stop doing this "I have a wee pithy thing to say, so it's going to be a huge graphic with no ALT text" thing? Please? I even see news outlets and indie journalists do it. You can't filter it out with a word list. It isn't viewable by those with screen readers. Just type your shit.

A screenshot of an account posting a big graphic with huge text that reads "I don't know what frightens me more, Donald Trump or the fools who believe he's doing a good job.:

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 03/03/2025

You're funny... but looks aren't everything.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 28/02/2025

Some days that really is as good as it gets.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 28/02/2025

Just sayin'. "Count your blessings" and all that, I guess?

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 28/02/2025

No one ever takes me seriously when I say we should bring back guillotines for politicians who don't server the people. Is it because I pronounce it "GWILL-oh-tynz"? I'm saying that right, yeah? I think so. I really think I'm right on this one.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 28/02/2025

Open a window so I can find you and we'll go from there, Little Miss Fogbottom.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 28/02/2025

*cutting my own hair* Me: So, doing anything fun this weekend? Me: I don't talk to pigs! *makes oinking noise* Me: *intentionally fucks up my hair because I don't like the attitude*

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 28/02/2025

*cutting my own hair* Me: So, doing anything fun this weekend? Me: I don't talk to pigs! *makes oinking noise* Me: *intentionally fucks up my hair because I don't like the attitude*

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 28/02/2025

I just say "Fuck socks!" Close enough.

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David Rafferty @davidrafferty.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

I console myself that, even if I can't use the word "clusterfuck" in an academic book, "omnishambles" serves just as well.

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Derek, Director of Minutiae @derek.foggyfield.org · 28/02/2025

Pogue nailed it. I've been using Signal for years. Can and do recommend.

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