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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 17/01/2025

Here’s a preview of my Pulp Fiction, Fan Fiction about the same movie but from a European Perspective.

Pulp Fiction: Europe
Vincent: You know what they call a 100 Gram Burger in America?
Jules: They don't call it a 100 Gram Burger?
V: No man, they got the Imperial system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a gram is.
J: What do they call it?
V: Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese.
J: Quarter Pounder w/ cheese. What do they call a Whopper?
V: I don't know, I didn't go into Burger King.

Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 10/01/2025

Who wants to invest in my startup. We take jars that we say are full of Elon Musk farts and we sell them to weird nerds on Etsy. Except… IT’S ACTUALLY JUST ANDREW TATE FARTS!!! I’m gonna be rich. Who wants in? 🤔

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 06/01/2025

2005: Cable TV is so expensive I wish I could just buy the few channels I watch the most. I don’t need 670 channels when I only watch 4. 2025: Paying for individual channels is so expensive. I wish there was a service so you could combine all of your channels into one place and pay one fee.

Big blue alien head guy. Caption says, “Bitch that’s cable. Congratulations on inventing cable.

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 03/01/2025

Man wearing a pink shirt and blue blazer looking through a magnifying glass.

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WebF👀 @webfoo.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

💜 Thanks to everyone that stopped by the stream to watch Dragon Age: The Veilguard 💜 If you missed it, please follow at www.twitch.tv/webfoo to get your notification when I go live! #Twitch #DATV #DAV #DragonAge #SupportSmallerStreamers

Illustrative image related to the stream category.

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 01/01/2025

I once saw two PhDs arguing about the implications of time travel and the effects of altering the timeline. It was a real pair-a-Docs.

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 01/01/2025

Something is really bugging me. In the episode of the office when Dwight shoots his gun into the floor Oscar looks at the bullet hole in the floor and says there is hard wood under the carpet….

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Klint Kanopka @klint.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

Meet Onions.

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WebF👀 @webfoo.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Join us for some Dragon Age: The Veilguard - Come hang out at www.twitch.tv/webfoo ! ✨🐉 #Twitch #SupportSmallerStreamers #DragonAge #DATV #DAV

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 23/12/2024

TIL: You can add Github Copilot to XCode... (just gonna leave that there)

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 22/12/2024

I talk to so many people in Spanish on apps and in DMs I’m starting to get served ads in Spanish. 😂

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WebF👀 @webfoo.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Now streaming Warhammer 40,000: Darktide co-op on Twitch, come hang out with us at www.twitch.tv/webfoo ! 👀 #Twitch #SupportSmallerStreamers #WarhammerDarktide #CoOp

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 20/12/2024

My wife yelled at me to stop poking her butt and to just look at it. I guess it’s true that what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.

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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 17/12/2024

DO NOT USE PERIOD TRACKING APPS. NONE OF THEM. 23 states have formed a coalition (led by Texas) and are working on legislation to sue for women’s health records and data in order to arrest and incarcerate them and their providers for abortion

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 16/12/2024

I tried to get into Ted Lasso… it just didn’t rope me in. 🤷‍♂️

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 15/12/2024

What the hell does Deallay Chemorrow mean? Is that French?

Amazon box with overlapping tape that appears to say Deallay Chemorrow.

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 15/12/2024

I usually don’t like “which bathroom” jokes but this one is nice.

A restroom sign with silhouettes of several permutations of people and a space alien laying down. It says, “Whatever, just please wash your hands.”

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 14/12/2024

I just found out why the Dad from “Beetlejuice” wasn’t in the sequel… YIKES.

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 13/12/2024

The HEIGHT of technology is being stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper, texting a neighbor, opening the garage door for them, unlocking the smart lock, and getting more TP without having to get up. This is the future.

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 12/12/2024

Wow. Engagement fell off REALLY quick over here. Where’s everyone at?

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 12/12/2024

Tell me you live in a small town without telling me you live in a small town.

Coming Soon!
1st Traffic Signal in Lochbuie Construction in Progress

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 10/12/2024

This person on FB that I don’t know asked me how my weekend was and then answered themself almost 9 months later.

Them:
Feb 18th 2024 - Hey
Feb 18th 2024 - Hey

Me on Feb 19th: Hi

Them:
March 3rd - Hope you have a great weekend.

Then:
December 8th - We did

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 10/12/2024

If I ever meet Rainn Wilson I’m not going to do anything tacky like ask for a picture or autograph. I’ll only ask him if he really fired that bazooka.

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 09/12/2024

Sale for grumpy shopkeepers. BOGO! Buy One Get Out

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 07/12/2024

Waze: “Turn right in 0.6mi” Me: turning left 😏 Waze: “Why are you smiling?” Me:

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 06/12/2024

Software in a nutshell. An entire new feature. Created not from a specification, but from a miscommunication way up the “food chain”

Santa and some elves.

Santa says, “GREAT! DAVE FINISHED ALL OF HIS GANDALF DOLLS!
HEY DANNY, HOW YOU COMING ALONG WITH THE BILBOS?”

The elf on the right has been making several dildos.

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 04/12/2024

Me asking a question on Reddit: “This is a serious inquiry. Why can’t I get a straight answer? Just a bunch of people cracking jokes.” Me answering a question on Reddit: “I have no idea what the answer is but check out this sick dad joke.”

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 04/12/2024

Metal heads are like: “Hey. Check out this new band” *the band*

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 04/12/2024

I hate when people say, “Let’s touch base”. There is never two people on the same base in Baseball. Unless they’re on opposite teams. In which case, “Get the fuck out of my office! You don’t even work here!!!”

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 04/12/2024

Meanwhile in America BOTH of them are 27 duck beaks tall.

Two stormtroopers from Star Wars. One says “Imperial Trooper = 5 foot 11 inches” the other one says, “Metric Trooper = 180cm”

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Ryan Baker @ryanbaker.dev · 03/12/2024

Hi there 👋 I’m the Engineering Lead at Singularity hiring for this role! Happy to chat about any questions or life at the company here

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 03/12/2024

My 9 year old daughter makes a vomit sound when she sees a WhyBroTruck on the street. I didn’t teach her that. Maybe there’s hope for these kids? 🤔

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GrapheneOS @grapheneos.org · 03/12/2024

GrapheneOS version 2024120200 released: grapheneos.org/releases#202... See the linked release notes for a summary of the improvements over the previous release. Forum discussion thread: discuss.grapheneos.org/d/17870-grap... #GrapheneOS #privacy #security

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GrapheneOS releases

Official releases of GrapheneOS, a security and privacy focused mobile OS with Android app compatibility.

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 03/12/2024

Most of you that have been mutuals with me for a while know that I hardly ever post pictures of myself. Mostly because I was overweight. Partially because I don’t think I’m that attractive. I’ve lost a lot of weight. In the following pictures I’m wearing a LARGE shirt. (Down from 3x)

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 03/12/2024

It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me.

Me getting ready to worsen an already tense situation with some unwanted humor!

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

It should be spelled CiA because I spy with my little i.

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 02/12/2024

Me at work: “Internal Server Error” *types* “Internal Server Error” *types* “Internal Server Error” “Damn. Can’t get it. Guess I’ll take a break and look at BlueSky.” *Is BlueSky mocking me????*

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 02/12/2024

PSA: Drinking raw milk can cause vision issues. You won’t be able to see pasteurize. #SciencyDadJoke

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 02/12/2024

Will you choose Abigail Williams or Abigail Williams??? Stay safe out there.

Abigail Williams is a very heavy metal band.

Abigail Williams is a solo pop/folk artist

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Tae’lur Alexis @taeluralexis.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Here’s my newest blog post on access control vulnerabilities! My writeup contains solutions for each Portswigger challenge as well as methodology tips taeluralexis.com/exploiting-a...

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Exploiting and Remediating Access Control Vulnerabilities - Tae'lur Alexis

Today marks the start of a new series to help bridge the gap between development and security. I’ll cover web

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 02/12/2024

I’m about to drop the hottest of hot-takes: “A Christmas Story” is not a good movie. There I said it. Cancel me.

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