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Tim Myers

@denvercoder.com
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Software developer but a mediocre one at best. Trying to switch to #cybersecurity #blueteam #SOC I Don't Want Peace, I Want Problems, Always! denvercoder.com Co-Founded: reactivue.com

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 19/01/2025
And sorry. I meant to post this video but I was sleepy.
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 19/01/2025
TikTok was banned and this song has “Tick Tock ya don’t stop”. 😂
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 19/01/2025
RIP youtu.be/Oxu3pq319r0?...
youtu.be
Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (Official Music Video) | Warner Records
YouTube video by Warner Records
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 17/01/2025
Wouldn’t -3db be “hotter than normal”? 🤔
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 17/01/2025
Here’s a preview of my Pulp Fiction, Fan Fiction about the same movie but from a European Perspective.
Pulp Fiction: Europe
Vincent: You know what they call a 100 Gram Burger in America?
Jules: They don't call it a 100 Gram Burger?
V: No man, they got the Imperial system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a gram is.
J: What do they call it?
V: Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese.
J: Quarter Pounder w/ cheese. What do they call a Whopper?
V: I don't know, I didn't go into Burger King.
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 10/01/2025
And they say “Guns don’t kill people.” 🙄
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 10/01/2025
And yet I just posted “0.000001 nanometers” on Facebook and it blocked the post because it said I was sending a phone number. 🤔
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 10/01/2025
Who wants to invest in my startup. We take jars that we say are full of Elon Musk farts and we sell them to weird nerds on Etsy. Except… IT’S ACTUALLY JUST ANDREW TATE FARTS!!! I’m gonna be rich. Who wants in? 🤔
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 09/01/2025
Cool thread. But pretty sure that’s John Travolta. 🤔
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 06/01/2025
2005: Cable TV is so expensive I wish I could just buy the few channels I watch the most. I don’t need 670 channels when I only watch 4. 2025: Paying for individual channels is so expensive. I wish there was a service so you could combine all of your channels into one place and pay one fee.
Big blue alien head guy. Caption says, “Bitch that’s cable. Congratulations on inventing cable.
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 03/01/2025
media.tenor.com
Giggles GIF
Alt: A man with a polo shirt and a mustache giggling. The man is the character “Ron Swanson” from the show Parks & Rec.
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 03/01/2025
Maybe I’m the idiot but how does the baby know to grow its head larger a few hours before a c-section. I’ve never grown a baby so like does the baby know that it’s going to be delivered via c-section? And then it expands its head like a pufferfish? 🤔
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 03/01/2025
Ope
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 03/01/2025
Me at 12:01:01 on Jan 1st checking websites for: ©2024
Man wearing a pink shirt and blue blazer looking through a magnifying glass.
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WebF👀 @webfoo.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
💜 Thanks to everyone that stopped by the stream to watch Dragon Age: The Veilguard 💜 If you missed it, please follow at www.twitch.tv/webfoo to get your notification when I go live! #Twitch #DATV #DAV #DragonAge #SupportSmallerStreamers
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 01/01/2025
I once saw two PhDs arguing about the implications of time travel and the effects of altering the timeline. It was a real pair-a-Docs.
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 01/01/2025
Streisand at its finest.
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 01/01/2025
…Then a few seasons later on the episode when they drink a bunch of espresso they tear the carpet and Oscar says that he always knew there was hardwood under the carpet and he acts like it’s the first time seeing it.
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 01/01/2025
Something is really bugging me. In the episode of the office when Dwight shoots his gun into the floor Oscar looks at the bullet hole in the floor and says there is hard wood under the carpet….
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Klint Kanopka @klint.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Meet Onions.
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 30/12/2024
Kinda reminds me of a @myqkaplan.bsky.social joke about a friend who says he doesn’t want to watch “The Walking Dead” because he “doesn’t really like zombies”. youtu.be/WxocPQyKYVw?...
youtu.be
Zombies, Ghosts, And Psychics
YouTube video by Myq Kaplan - Topic
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 29/12/2024
Tokyo (Dark-Mode). 😂
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 29/12/2024
I’m always wary of a product that needs SEVERAL things to “preserve freshness”. It makes it seem like it’s only a few days difference between delicious drink and toxic sludge. 😂
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 29/12/2024
@tactifail.bsky.social Saw this and thought of you.
Caption: “Mosh pits in the Midwest”

Several people in a mosh pit all saying “Ope”.
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 28/12/2024
Much better now. 🫨
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WebF👀 @webfoo.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Join us for some Dragon Age: The Veilguard - Come hang out at www.twitch.tv/webfoo ! ✨🐉 #Twitch #SupportSmallerStreamers #DragonAge #DATV #DAV
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 28/12/2024
I’m playing TONS of Coral Island right now and you see your character a lot so I spent a fair amount of time building it out.
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 28/12/2024
For me it depends on how often I see my character. I hate spending 30 minutes making a character and the game is First Person or something and I never see the character. Most of the time I just pick the random option though.
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 26/12/2024
Side by side of a deer and a kangaroo the caption says, “Kangaroos are just deer who went to prison”.
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 25/12/2024
Is that Gill Bates??
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 23/12/2024
Too bad you're not in Colorado. There's an AMAZING shop that ONLY works on Volvos.
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 23/12/2024
TIL: You can add Github Copilot to XCode... (just gonna leave that there)
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 22/12/2024
@jenmsft.bsky.social
A toilet paper hanger that looks kind of like the Microsoft “Clipper” mascot for Office products. 

The text reads: Clippy fell on hard times after Microsoft let him go.

Text at the bottom in quotes from Clippy says: “It looks like you’re trying to poop, would you like some help with that?”
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 22/12/2024
I drove to our local Outlet Mall and I “noped” the fuck out when I was like 2 miles away and the traffic was backed up. 😂
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 22/12/2024
LOL. What I think is the funniest is when certain people are like: “Programming is dead. AI is the future. (But please still buy my programming courses).
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 22/12/2024
I talk to so many people in Spanish on apps and in DMs I’m starting to get served ads in Spanish. 😂
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 22/12/2024
My brain is so fried I keep forgetting about AI. Like I’ll struggle with a problem for a while then ask someone for help and in two seconds they send me a code snippet and I’m like, “Wow! You’re really good”. And they go, “Naw, it’s from ChatGPT” and I’m like, “oh yeah.. FUCK!”
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WebF👀 @webfoo.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Now streaming Warhammer 40,000: Darktide co-op on Twitch, come hang out with us at www.twitch.tv/webfoo ! 👀 #Twitch #SupportSmallerStreamers #WarhammerDarktide #CoOp
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 21/12/2024
Gail is a LEGEND!!! gail.com
gail.com
gail.com FAQ
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 20/12/2024
My wife yelled at me to stop poking her butt and to just look at it. I guess it’s true that what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 19/12/2024
I’m sorry if this is patronizing in anyway but this is FIRE. youtu.be/KUN5Uf9mObQ?...
youtu.be
Arabic Kuthu - Video Song | Beast | Thalapathy Vijay | Pooja Hegde | Sun Pictures | Nelson | Anirudh
YouTube video by Sun TV
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 17/12/2024
Let us know when you’re in the EasternWest. (Colorado). 😂
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 17/12/2024
I saw it last time where it was people on social media screaming about people not doing anything while the people that WERE doing something were not on social media because they were DOING something. (Picketing, protesting, calling, marching, etc).
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 17/12/2024
DO NOT USE PERIOD TRACKING APPS. NONE OF THEM. 23 states have formed a coalition (led by Texas) and are working on legislation to sue for women’s health records and data in order to arrest and incarcerate them and their providers for abortion
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 17/12/2024
Is it the skeleton of a white man? If so he should expect at least 4 more terms. 🥴
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 17/12/2024
Leon Skum is gonna skum.
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 17/12/2024
I have the cover art.
Grim reaper embracing a woman in front of a window.
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 17/12/2024
Wait. So if we don’t pay our “USPS” bill we won’t get all this useless junk mail? 🤔
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 17/12/2024
lol. I found this meme yesterday.
The text at the top reads:

“I hope this email finds you well.”

“How the email finds me:”


It’s a cartoon character and it looks like their head is melted onto a table. Not sure where it’s from.
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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 16/12/2024
Which is why he picked JD Vance.
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