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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 19/01/2025

And sorry. I meant to post this video but I was sleepy.

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 17/01/2025

Here’s a preview of my Pulp Fiction, Fan Fiction about the same movie but from a European Perspective.

Pulp Fiction: Europe
Vincent: You know what they call a 100 Gram Burger in America?
Jules: They don't call it a 100 Gram Burger?
V: No man, they got the Imperial system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a gram is.
J: What do they call it?
V: Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese.
J: Quarter Pounder w/ cheese. What do they call a Whopper?
V: I don't know, I didn't go into Burger King.

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 06/01/2025

2005: Cable TV is so expensive I wish I could just buy the few channels I watch the most. I don’t need 670 channels when I only watch 4. 2025: Paying for individual channels is so expensive. I wish there was a service so you could combine all of your channels into one place and pay one fee.

Big blue alien head guy. Caption says, “Bitch that’s cable. Congratulations on inventing cable.

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 03/01/2025

Man wearing a pink shirt and blue blazer looking through a magnifying glass.

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 17/12/2024

lol. I found this meme yesterday.

The text at the top reads:

“I hope this email finds you well.”

“How the email finds me:”

It’s a cartoon character and it looks like their head is melted onto a table. Not sure where it’s from.

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 15/12/2024

What the hell does Deallay Chemorrow mean? Is that French?

Amazon box with overlapping tape that appears to say Deallay Chemorrow.

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 15/12/2024

I usually don’t like “which bathroom” jokes but this one is nice.

A restroom sign with silhouettes of several permutations of people and a space alien laying down. It says, “Whatever, just please wash your hands.”

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 12/12/2024

How about some Memes friend.

A cat holding its paw in a sort of cupping pose with the “thumb” and “forefinger” close together.

The text reads, “Cat speaks Italian but no one listens”.

A raven or crow wearing an apron while stirring a pot.

The text reads, “I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it”.

A neon sign that is supposed to say “Italian Affair” but some of the letters are burned out so it appears to say, “Italian AF”.

There’s a tree branch above the restaurant that looks like it’s making the stereotypical “Italian” hand gesture of the hand loosely closed with the thumb and fingers touching.

Homer Simpson asleep in bed with a smile on his face. The text reads, “how the CEO of Arizona Iced Tea has been sleeping all week.”

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 12/12/2024

Tell me you live in a small town without telling me you live in a small town.

Coming Soon!
1st Traffic Signal in Lochbuie Construction in Progress

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 10/12/2024

This person on FB that I don’t know asked me how my weekend was and then answered themself almost 9 months later.

Them:
Feb 18th 2024 - Hey
Feb 18th 2024 - Hey

Me on Feb 19th: Hi

Them:
March 3rd - Hope you have a great weekend.

Then:
December 8th - We did

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 10/12/2024

Oops. I didn’t realize I was replying to a thread. 😂

First post of Jen’s thread showing that if you double click ctrl it highlights your mouse.

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 07/12/2024

Waze: “Turn right in 0.6mi” Me: turning left 😏 Waze: “Why are you smiling?” Me:

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 06/12/2024

Software in a nutshell. An entire new feature. Created not from a specification, but from a miscommunication way up the “food chain”

Santa and some elves.

Santa says, “GREAT! DAVE FINISHED ALL OF HIS GANDALF DOLLS!
HEY DANNY, HOW YOU COMING ALONG WITH THE BILBOS?”

The elf on the right has been making several dildos.

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 04/12/2024

Metal heads are like: “Hey. Check out this new band” *the band*

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 04/12/2024

Meanwhile in America BOTH of them are 27 duck beaks tall.

Two stormtroopers from Star Wars. One says “Imperial Trooper = 5 foot 11 inches” the other one says, “Metric Trooper = 180cm”

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 03/12/2024

lol. I’ve been getting that a lot. People stare at me for 20 seconds before they realize. One of my friends said I look 10-15 years younger. Especially here. I’m 46. 😂

Me in a cowboy hat and vest. Supposedly I look 30-35 instead of 46.

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 03/12/2024

I know lots of people associate “Western Wear” with racism. I assure you that I’m the same person I’ve always been, I just feel SUPER confident dressing how I used to before I got really big. Anyway here’s a couple of “thirst traps”.

Me wearing a cowboy hat, boots, and jeans in a “sexy” playful pose

Me wearing boots, cowboy hat, and a black vest

Me and my daughter both wearing cowboy hats and boots.

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 03/12/2024

FYI if you didn’t know (at least on an iPhone) you can save a Meme or image with text and you can copy the text off to add as alt-text.

Me getting ready to worsen an already tense situation with some unwanted humor!

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 03/12/2024

It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me.

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 02/12/2024

Me at work: “Internal Server Error” *types* “Internal Server Error” *types* “Internal Server Error” “Damn. Can’t get it. Guess I’ll take a break and look at BlueSky.” *Is BlueSky mocking me????*

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 02/12/2024

Will you choose Abigail Williams or Abigail Williams??? Stay safe out there.

Abigail Williams is a very heavy metal band.

Abigail Williams is a solo pop/folk artist

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 27/11/2024

Couldn’t have planned it better. Number 666 is “Goth”

Screenshot of a user named Goth who was my 666th follower.

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 26/11/2024

Every time @nasahubble.bsky.social posts something the comments are like, “Oh that’s fake” or “the moon isn’t real”. I’m guessing they’ll believe this one though. 🙄

Screenshot of a headline that says:

“NASA discovers secret US military base buried 100-foot deep in Greenland ice.”

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 26/11/2024

Sending everyone “good vibes” for the holiday season.

A lockbox with several vibrators inside.

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 26/11/2024

I’m going to start calling avocados “Void Eggs”. 😂

A black egg with red dots in pixel art style from the game Stardew Valley

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Tim Myers @denvercoder.com · 25/11/2024

Men: “It’s a complex piece of machinery. You really need to be a man to figure it out. Our brains are better tuned to mechanical devices.” Also Men: “What is this sorcery?!?! These are far too complex for my feeble brain to figure out. Were these invented by some elvish race?!?!?!?”