Denise Schipani @deniseschipani.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You really have to get them fresh, when they're at their best. Otherwise they're terrible. Actually, they're always terrible, it's just that it's WORTH IT. 2111
Denise Schipani @deniseschipani.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What does "stands in defense" mean? They should walk out in defense, imo. 010
Reposted by Denise SchipaniPhilip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026RIP to a great American writer: www.nytimes.com/2026/09/16/b...nytimes.comAnnie Dillard, Meditative Author of ‘Pilgrim at Tinker Creek,’ Dies at 81Her Thoreau-like account of journeys in the woods, published when she was 28, was the first of many ruminations on life and nature, good and evil. 65315
Denise Schipani @deniseschipani.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My supermarket's new app is celebrating its first month of whatever, and is thanking me for being "part of this journey." Jesus, people. I just want to shop, I'm not on your journey. 000
Reposted by Denise SchipaniAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If Trump wanted to crown himself emperor in the national cathedral alito and thomas would support it 1093969558
Denise Schipani @deniseschipani.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Today’s takeaway: maybe the robots will kill us all before the poisoned air does? (But Mitch McConnell will somehow survived.) 000
Denise Schipani @deniseschipani.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Every pharmacist is a hallway. Someone write a folk song, stat! 000
Reposted by Denise SchipaniAlexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA 227147382820
Reposted by Denise SchipaniEvan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton 24107163230
Reposted by Denise SchipaniRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Historians aren't even gonna bother writing books about this era. They're just gonna publish a massive group chat thread titled 'Did you see this shit? 20633101
Denise Schipani @deniseschipani.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Of all the things that didn't happen, Trump saying "I love you kids" didn't happen the hardest. 000
Denise Schipani @deniseschipani.bsky.social · 05/08/2026lol they didn't get "what they wanted." They wanted to win; they won. 020
Denise Schipani @deniseschipani.bsky.social · 04/08/2026this fucker. (meaning Cornyn, but really all of them) 000
Denise Schipani @deniseschipani.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Yes because we can all confidently say that abusers always end up in jail. 000
Denise Schipani @deniseschipani.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The State Department. A place that famously has no actual maps lying around. 000
Denise Schipani @deniseschipani.bsky.social · 28/07/2026What’s everyone else doing with their free hour on Sunday evenings? 100
Denise Schipani @deniseschipani.bsky.social · 27/07/2026After I saw this IKEA ad one time I was sure I'd hallucinated it, it's so perfect. Spike Jonz directed; it won awards. youtu.be/Nix6tC3vvjs?...youtu.beIKEA - Lamp - TV commercialYouTube video by thwartd 000
Denise Schipani @deniseschipani.bsky.social · 19/07/2026This is an awful, shortsighted, painfully horrible idea. College isn’t, or shouldn’t be, a training program. 110
Reposted by Denise SchipaniDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Dang they really got a category for everything 203285755476
Denise Schipani @deniseschipani.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Julius Strawberry. Or Strawberries? I like it! 010
Reposted by Denise SchipaniNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I can't breathe the air, I can't eat lettuce, I can't afford gas, and my kids have measles. But at least now our soldiers will have enough testosterone. 633763944
Reposted by Denise SchipaniSarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026It’s in this hot AF part of the summer, surrounded by wildfire smoke from thousands of miles away, unable to eat lettuce that I find myself thinking maybe we should’ve made some different decisions. 4764158
Denise Schipani @deniseschipani.bsky.social · 13/07/2026In the end, to quote Cher in Moonstruck, you will be dead and I will come to your funeral in a red dress. 0112
Denise Schipani @deniseschipani.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Not saying anything was an option that was just sitting right there, Senator. No one on the right side of history is going to care that you thought Lindsay was a fun, cool colleague when he wasn't being a fascist's toadie. 000
Reposted by Denise SchipaniDean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read: 11034690613672
Reposted by Denise SchipaniKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026When Lindsey Graham appears in a history book, it'll be his prediction in 2016 that the Republican Party would be destroyed for supporting Donald Trump and then a few lines about how he proved it by becoming Trump's toady. That's pretty much it. That's his legacy. Pathetic lickspittle. 944415716
Reposted by Denise Schipanishauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/07/2026trump touched it and it died, example 483737 341875206
Reposted by Denise SchipaniAmanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Altitude is real but I’m pretty sure the momentum chart is fake 828812
Denise Schipani @deniseschipani.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I’d say drink every time the announcers say Azteca is an iconic stadium, but we’d be pissed already, 6 minutes in. 010
Denise Schipani @deniseschipani.bsky.social · 04/07/2026We tell ourselves stories in order to live. 000
Reposted by Denise Schipanileslinds @leslinds.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Knicks. World Cup. The 250th falling apart here in DC. This is a great summer. 0164
Denise Schipani @deniseschipani.bsky.social · 04/07/2026This Argentina - Capo Verde game is wild. 000
Reposted by Denise SchipaniThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Maybe the real gash in the reflecting pool was the friends we made along the way. 724816
Reposted by Denise SchipaniAdam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I would like to again thank the voters who insisted the Supreme Court wasn’t that big of a deal in 2016. Congrats! You did it! You showed that woman you hate! 481163208
Denise Schipani @deniseschipani.bsky.social · 26/06/2026"You being here only dilutes it for us." That's it folks, if you were looking for straight up, blood and soil racism/nationalism. What a pos she is. 011
Reposted by Denise SchipaniKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Everyone talks about how it's a problem the president is an 80-year-old senile racist who makes shit up, but let's not forget that Sam Alito is a 76-year-old senile racist who also makes shit up. 543627822
Denise Schipani @deniseschipani.bsky.social · 24/06/2026"Hate" the Democratic Party? Or want more from it? This is an incredibly tone deaf thing to say at any time, but especially when what's facing us -- us being Democrats, Democratic Socialists, anyone who isn't GOP/MAGA -- is the annihilation of democracy. 140
Reposted by Denise SchipaniJohn Dickerson @jdickerson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Treaty of Versailles you say. What, Munich wasn’t available? 21659100