Reposted by DelwynNational Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 06/10/2026You're never too old to get excited about seeing a really big tree. 301835460
Reposted by DelwynSlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me: "OK I'll come but I'm only having one drink" Also me an hour later: 22033301
Reposted by DelwynNayan Ramachandran @thetrin.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026The Butlerian Jihad is real. 218234
Reposted by DelwynPaul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 02/10/2026This will never stop blowing my mind. A 12-year sequence of real telescope images of a star 133 lightyears away. And around it, four planets slowly orbiting. Four real exoplanets, each more massive than Jupiter, imaged as they move around their host star. 292216635
Reposted by DelwynBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Harley Quinn in the version of Batman where Meta exists: I got you those poi-vert glasses you asked for, Mistah Jay 538764
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Jokes hidden inside clever word play is 100% my jam - much to the annoyance of my friends 😂 110
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Diplomatic disagreements have broken out between a number of nations in the Southern Pacific over the use of the Southern Cross on national flags. Smaller nations argue that no one can claim ownership of a constellation, which is the Crux of the matter. 120
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Perfectly structured! (Though it did take a moment for my not-yet-awake brain to see what you were doing there 😂) 110
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There was an (admin) RAAF base close to the house I grew up in, that had a decommissioned vampire elevated on a pillar. The base is no longer there, it's a small suburban shopping centre now, but the vampire remains, a piece of history of the location's prior use. 010
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ahh, so they've just grabbed this playbook from someone else! 101
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026@nief.bsky.social possibly a mole at your place of business? www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9Vq...youtube.comHow To Reduce Code Review TimeYouTube video by Developer Timeline 110
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026supervision: grading results of Clark Kent's eye test #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary 000
Reposted by DelwynBart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves. 10381942847
Reposted by DelwynSeamus Blackley @seamus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026There is no greater joy than being seen by your peers as being, on occasion, not entirely incompetent. 521322
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026First thing that popped into my head that fit the format 😂 For the record, I enjoyed the ending of ME3 010
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I have a joke about Mass Effect 3, but you might not like the ending. 110
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026damage: the measurement of time since the flow of a waterway was deliberately blocked #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary 000
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026What do cosmonauts drink, when they're drifting in space? Voidka 020
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This raises the bar for the WTF levels of Crapshots, well done! 000
Reposted by DelwynTwlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 03/09/2026*me, being dragged away by the security guard screaming* Soylent Pink IS Blobby 823254
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026On the positive side, at least it won't have other issues once it's locked up. 110
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Flat pack furniture Winding path through eternity Anyone want meatballs? #Haikea 020
Reposted by DelwynA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Haven't watched yet, but as it has a new season let's bring over to Bluesky my cast list for Lord of the Rings using the cast of S1-3 of Ted Lasso. Let's start with an easy one: Aragorn. No fucking second breakfasts for any fucking hobbits or any other fucking muppets with this Aragorn. 24962233
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Quote Post: Ruin a movie quote with food “Ham it up meatball!” 010
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026What do call an asshole with a lot of different skills? A jerk of all trades. 000
Reposted by Delwynthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close. 86211336646
Reposted by DelwynMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 27/07/2026PIN Number ATM Machine UPC Code LCD Display We regret to inform you that this phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome. Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome. 651578431
Reposted by DelwynMartha Acuna @marthaacuna.bsky.social · 23/07/2026That was an epic Starpup battle ever! 🐶🐶😂♥️ Good morning everyone. 681806247
Reposted by DelwynEize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 23/07/2026…why does this hotel’s complimentary lumbar support pillow look like a sex toy made by a board game company? 791574259
Reposted by DelwynFreya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 22/07/2026movement in non-euclidean quaternionic space 923928850
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Let me know when you know, I'll daisy-chain along, so that at least there's a possibility we might be able to play together 😂 110
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Pre-order purchased, Boppin the Halfling Druid will live again! If you're going to be playing, have you chosen a server? 210
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026football: black-tie gala for podiatrists #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary 131
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026With the addition of Spider-Man to Magic: The Gathering last year, saying that you're playing a "green goblin" deck now requires a lot more clarification than it once did. 010
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026formality: delivery addressed to Malcolm Atty #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary 011
Reposted by DelwynDamien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 11/07/2026My wife says I remind her of James Bond. I’m not good at following orders, I’m emotionally dead, and she’d like to see the role go to Idris Elba. 1606712756
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Reminds me of this 😂 youtu.be/RV5WqRnFejIyoutu.beALL ABOUT THAT BASE (Star Wars Parody - Meghan Trainor's All About That Bass)YouTube video by Nerdist 010
Reposted by Delwynscare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 05/07/2026ever since Tim got the tribal tattoo sleeve he’s felt hella tough 102200522488
Reposted by DelwynTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 01/07/2026well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire. 5033491198
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 26/06/2026vibrator: someone that reviews and ranks LLM output #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary 000
Reposted by DelwynAn Unofficial Hugo Book Club Blog @hugobookclub.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Thanks to the new Krispy Kreme collaboration with Masters of the Universe, you get to tongue Skeletor's glazed hole. 1725084