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Delwyn

@delwyn.bsky.social
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Roleplayer, tabletop gamer, PC gamer, sysadmin, geek, easy to spot in a crowd, definitely flawed, trying to be better. Him/he. Mastodon: @delwyn@mstdn.games The Former Bird Site: @delwyn

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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 06/10/2026
You're never too old to get excited about seeing a really big tree.
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me: "OK I'll come but I'm only having one drink" Also me an hour later:
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Nayan Ramachandran @thetrin.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
The Butlerian Jihad is real.
Pope Leo XIV: In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#melbourne #earthquake
A plastic lawn table and chair setting, on a lush green lawn, with a single chair knocked over.
Caption: we will rebuild.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 02/10/2026
This will never stop blowing my mind. A 12-year sequence of real telescope images of a star 133 lightyears away. And around it, four planets slowly orbiting. Four real exoplanets, each more massive than Jupiter, imaged as they move around their host star.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Harley Quinn in the version of Batman where Meta exists: I got you those poi-vert glasses you asked for, Mistah Jay
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jokes hidden inside clever word play is 100% my jam - much to the annoyance of my friends 😂
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Diplomatic disagreements have broken out between a number of nations in the Southern Pacific over the use of the Southern Cross on national flags. Smaller nations argue that no one can claim ownership of a constellation, which is the Crux of the matter.
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Perfectly structured! (Though it did take a moment for my not-yet-awake brain to see what you were doing there 😂)
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There was an (admin) RAAF base close to the house I grew up in, that had a decommissioned vampire elevated on a pillar. The base is no longer there, it's a small suburban shopping centre now, but the vampire remains, a piece of history of the location's prior use.
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ahh, so they've just grabbed this playbook from someone else!
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@nief.bsky.social possibly a mole at your place of business? www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9Vq...
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How To Reduce Code Review Time
YouTube video by Developer Timeline
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
De Havilland DH115 Vampire, in flight
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
supervision: grading results of Clark Kent's eye test #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Seamus Blackley @seamus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There is no greater joy than being seen by your peers as being, on occasion, not entirely incompetent.
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pure definition of heart-warming right here. ♥️
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
First thing that popped into my head that fit the format 😂 For the record, I enjoyed the ending of ME3
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have a joke about Mass Effect 3, but you might not like the ending.
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
damage: the measurement of time since the flow of a waterway was deliberately blocked #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What do cosmonauts drink, when they're drifting in space? Voidka
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Preparing for tomorrow. #MegaCiv
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
From the Pac-man Institute of Art
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This raises the bar for the WTF levels of Crapshots, well done!
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
*me, being dragged away by the security guard screaming* Soylent Pink IS Blobby
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
On the positive side, at least it won't have other issues once it's locked up.
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
House moving day, and Thanos is riding shotgun
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Flat pack furniture Winding path through eternity Anyone want meatballs? #Haikea
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Haven't watched yet, but as it has a new season let's bring over to Bluesky my cast list for Lord of the Rings using the cast of S1-3 of Ted Lasso. Let's start with an easy one: Aragorn. No fucking second breakfasts for any fucking hobbits or any other fucking muppets with this Aragorn.
Bret Goldstein as Roy Kent glares to the side.
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Quote Post: Ruin a movie quote with food “Ham it up meatball!”
Han Solo giving Chewbacca a disparaging look
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What do call an asshole with a lot of different skills? A jerk of all trades.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 27/07/2026
PIN Number ATM Machine UPC Code LCD Display We regret to inform you that this phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome. Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome.
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Martha Acuna @marthaacuna.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
That was an epic Starpup battle ever! 🐶🐶😂♥️ Good morning everyone.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 23/07/2026
…why does this hotel’s complimentary lumbar support pillow look like a sex toy made by a board game company?
A pink lumbar support pillow that looks like a meeple!?
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
movement in non-euclidean quaternionic space
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Let me know when you know, I'll daisy-chain along, so that at least there's a possibility we might be able to play together 😂
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Pre-order purchased, Boppin the Halfling Druid will live again! If you're going to be playing, have you chosen a server?
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Soloable Everquest you say? My nostalgia is piqued. 🤔
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
football: black-tie gala for podiatrists #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
With the addition of Spider-Man to Magic: The Gathering last year, saying that you're playing a "green goblin" deck now requires a lot more clarification than it once did.
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
formality: delivery addressed to Malcolm Atty #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary
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Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My wife says I remind her of James Bond. I’m not good at following orders, I’m emotionally dead, and she’d like to see the role go to Idris Elba.
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Reminds me of this 😂 youtu.be/RV5WqRnFejI
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ALL ABOUT THAT BASE (Star Wars Parody - Meghan Trainor's All About That Bass)
YouTube video by Nerdist
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 05/07/2026
ever since Tim got the tribal tattoo sleeve he’s felt hella tough
a mostly white cat that has tortoiseshell coloration on one leg
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 01/07/2026
well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire.
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Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
vibrator: someone that reviews and ranks LLM output #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary
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An Unofficial Hugo Book Club Blog @hugobookclub.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Thanks to the new Krispy Kreme collaboration with Masters of the Universe, you get to tongue Skeletor's glazed hole.
Krispy Kreme has a co-promotion with He-Man the movie, featuring the Cringer Claw (green), the He-Man (Pink with caramel) and the Skeletor (With cookie crunch topping.)
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Earthling @ziyatong.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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@nluewmist / I’m finally reading Dune. This quote which in the first few pages hit hard; “once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only let other men with machines to enslave them.”
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