Reposted by DelwynNational Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 06/10/2026You're never too old to get excited about seeing a really big tree. 291820453
Reposted by DelwynSlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me: "OK I'll come but I'm only having one drink" Also me an hour later: 22025299
Reposted by DelwynNayan Ramachandran @thetrin.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026The Butlerian Jihad is real. 218234
Reposted by DelwynPaul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 02/10/2026This will never stop blowing my mind. A 12-year sequence of real telescope images of a star 133 lightyears away. And around it, four planets slowly orbiting. Four real exoplanets, each more massive than Jupiter, imaged as they move around their host star. 292211633
Reposted by DelwynBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Harley Quinn in the version of Batman where Meta exists: I got you those poi-vert glasses you asked for, Mistah Jay 538764
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Diplomatic disagreements have broken out between a number of nations in the Southern Pacific over the use of the Southern Cross on national flags. Smaller nations argue that no one can claim ownership of a constellation, which is the Crux of the matter. 120
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026@nief.bsky.social possibly a mole at your place of business? www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9Vq...youtube.comHow To Reduce Code Review TimeYouTube video by Developer Timeline 110
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026supervision: grading results of Clark Kent's eye test #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary 000
Reposted by DelwynBart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves. 10381752847
Reposted by DelwynSeamus Blackley @seamus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026There is no greater joy than being seen by your peers as being, on occasion, not entirely incompetent. 521322
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I have a joke about Mass Effect 3, but you might not like the ending. 110
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026damage: the measurement of time since the flow of a waterway was deliberately blocked #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary 000
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026What do cosmonauts drink, when they're drifting in space? Voidka 020
Reposted by DelwynTwlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 03/09/2026*me, being dragged away by the security guard screaming* Soylent Pink IS Blobby 823254
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Flat pack furniture Winding path through eternity Anyone want meatballs? #Haikea 020
Reposted by DelwynA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Haven't watched yet, but as it has a new season let's bring over to Bluesky my cast list for Lord of the Rings using the cast of S1-3 of Ted Lasso. Let's start with an easy one: Aragorn. No fucking second breakfasts for any fucking hobbits or any other fucking muppets with this Aragorn. 24962233
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Quote Post: Ruin a movie quote with food “Ham it up meatball!” 010
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026What do call an asshole with a lot of different skills? A jerk of all trades. 000
Reposted by Delwynthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close. 86211346646
Reposted by DelwynMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 27/07/2026PIN Number ATM Machine UPC Code LCD Display We regret to inform you that this phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome. Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome. 651579431
Reposted by DelwynMartha Acuna @marthaacuna.bsky.social · 23/07/2026That was an epic Starpup battle ever! 🐶🐶😂♥️ Good morning everyone. 681806247
Reposted by DelwynEize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 23/07/2026…why does this hotel’s complimentary lumbar support pillow look like a sex toy made by a board game company? 791574259
Reposted by DelwynFreya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 22/07/2026movement in non-euclidean quaternionic space 923928850
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026football: black-tie gala for podiatrists #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary 131
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026With the addition of Spider-Man to Magic: The Gathering last year, saying that you're playing a "green goblin" deck now requires a lot more clarification than it once did. 010
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026formality: delivery addressed to Malcolm Atty #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary 011
Reposted by DelwynDamien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 11/07/2026My wife says I remind her of James Bond. I’m not good at following orders, I’m emotionally dead, and she’d like to see the role go to Idris Elba. 1606713757
Reposted by Delwynscare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 05/07/2026ever since Tim got the tribal tattoo sleeve he’s felt hella tough 102200572492
Reposted by DelwynTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 01/07/2026well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire. 5033501199
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 26/06/2026vibrator: someone that reviews and ranks LLM output #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary 000
Reposted by DelwynAn Unofficial Hugo Book Club Blog @hugobookclub.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Thanks to the new Krispy Kreme collaboration with Masters of the Universe, you get to tongue Skeletor's glazed hole. 1725084
Reposted by DelwynCaroline Bartman @cbartman.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Just passed the most existential door 50887184
Delwyn @delwyn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026adhere: the premise that commercial radio stations are built on #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary 010
Reposted by DelwynDr Kat Day (she/her) 🎃🌒 @chronicleflask.katday.com · 31/05/2026Love this bit on Ai from the Royal Society. A classic case of the probability engine getting itself in a mess and revealing its complete lack of understanding 13537211
Reposted by DelwynBrian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 28/05/2026Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes 5793033867
Reposted by DelwynChaosium @chaosium.bsky.social · 27/05/2026STATEMENT FROM SUZANNE STAFFORD AND CHAOSIUM REGARDING A RECENT AI-GENERATED ARTICLE ABOUT CHAOSIUM FOUNDER GREG STAFFORD 🧵 Chaosium and the Stafford Estate are disappointed in 4 Pillar Games’ recent decision to post an AI-generated “historical archive article”... 1/7 123474
Reposted by DelwynGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 24/05/2026So, a quick story. I have been at @comicpalooza.bsky.social, been swamped with long lines almost the entire weekend so far, and there was this very nice gentleman named Jin (not sure of the spelling). He came the first day and said he was bringing books the next day to get signed. 1/ 322091575
Reposted by DelwynJoe Sondow @joesondow.bsky.social · 20/05/2026The AI bubble as an interpretive dance 1032988
Reposted by DelwynKJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 18/05/2026I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down. 165108162617
Reposted by DelwynEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 14/05/2026Somehow this is a year old despite it being something I should have been sent 2000 times. I’m going to start using the phrase “brain-only” a lot in various bits 371144187
Reposted by DelwynJP Jordan @jpjordan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026The area of the Greek mythological creature where the human part meets the horse part is known as the centaurfold 24915