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Award Winning Shitposter. My commitment to the bit is unparalleled. I see the world wildly and in wild ways.

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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 28/05/2026
Part of being an AI user in creative works is convincing yourself that everyone ELSE uses it too, because otherwise you have to confront the reality that you're a faker and a fraud
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Re-listening to At the Drive-In's El Gran Orgo EP and just marveling at how perfect it is from start to finish. This EP is aching for a re-release!!
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Dude literally thinks acting is just squeezing as many slurs as you can into a single scene.
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Super funny that Tarantino has the audacity to trash talk Paul Dano and Matthew Lillard when dude couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag.
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Why tf does Link have a gimp suit in Tears of the Kingdom? Legend of Zelda gettin' freaky
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/11/2025
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I feel like not enough people talk about the fact that Billy Madison (1995) lifted its plot directly from Ernest Goes to School (1994).
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Indeed
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Lol I thought Chuck Lorre and the Stranger Things kids would've been a tip off! 🤪
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Was thrilled to get my preordered copy of The Emperor's Twin by @benegotherit.bsky.social a few days ago. In the last 80 pages now and loving it!
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Infinite Jest maxi series??? Are we sure this is what David Foster Wallace would want??
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Happy Birthday Bob
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
If you can read this, know that it is a certainty that I am your boyfriend
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
Why’s he look like such a slut tho
The Dark Magician from Yugioh doing a slutty pose
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Dude on the Thomas Pynchon subreddit is trying to argue that Pynchon is a Trump supporter and got a post history with this lmao
Screenshot of Reddit user TheNotoriusBJB arguing that ThomasPynchon is a Trump supporter juxtaposed by a screenshot of him posting in the erectile dysfunction subreddit his anxiety about his wife leaving him for his flaccid weiner.
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Was wondering the same thing
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 31/08/2025
Guy and girl from Planet of the Bass video, "everybody movement!" part but it's "everybody transgender!"
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
BIG if true
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Haven't listened to AFI since Sing the Sorrow and this new single sounds very goth a la Sisters of Mercy. Is this new for them or have they been playing this style for a while??
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Lmao Liefeld has always been a shit artist and the subject of ridicule
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/10/2023
Elmer Fudd is in bed with a beautiful woman, but she's sad. She says she feels all alone in the world. Elmer says, "The treatment is simple. The great bunny Bugs is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." And the woman bursts into tears. Says, "But Elmer...I am Bugs Bunny."
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normal-wife @category-fury.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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Jae H @considermycat.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
Newsweek’s infamous 17 July 1995 cover: “Bisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.”
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
*Ahem*. Awooga?
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
i understand why idiocracy gets a ton of flak now but this is still an all-time visual gag
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
It's always been my head canon that everyone he works with at the planet knows he's superman, they're just choosing to play along with his charade.
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Dig the Jazz bass! This one is mine
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
20 years ago or whatever all we did on social media was post song lyrics out of context and we were so right to do so
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Studios stop turning beloved film classics into franchises challenge: failed!
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
FBI: Do u know Karl Marx Mahmood Mamdani: Haven’t met him FBI: No, he's dead Mamdani: Wow, what happened? FBI: No, no, he died long ago Mamdani: Why are you asking me? FBI: He wrote that poor people should not be poor Mamdani: Sounds wonderful readingfanon.blogspot.com/2013/07/in-c...
BS: Was there a feeling of exile?

MM: It wasn’t exile. I barely had a sense of the world, even though, when I was a high school student, my father used to take me to political rallies. But I didn’t really have any sense of it. I thought the British had no business being there, but that was it, no more than that. I didn’t have a sense of outrage. I didn’t have a sense of great injustice. I did have [a sense] of the color bar, yes, because I knew there was a white area and you couldn’t go there – or if you went to see your scout master, who was British, you had to stand outside…all those things.

But it’s really here I got a sense of it, because a friend of mine took me to a SNCC [Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee] meeting, six or seven months after I was here. At the end of the meeting they announced that buses were going to Montgomery, Alabaman, to demonstrate. I went there, got beaten up, thrown in jail…MM: One night. They let you make one phone call, and I called the Ugandan Ambassador in Washington, DC, talked to him, and he said, “What are you doing interfering in the affairs of a foreign country?” I said, “What? We just got our independence! This is the same struggle. Have you forgotten?” Anyway, he got me out. Two or three weeks later, I was in my room. There was a knock at the door. Two gentlemen in trench coats and hats said, “FBI.” I thought, “Wow, just like on television.” They sat down. They were there to find out why I had gone – because this turned out to be big – it is after Montgomery that King organized his march on Selma. They wanted to know who had influenced me. After one hour of probing, the guy said, “Do you like Marx?”
I said, “I haven’t met him.”

Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.”

“Wow, what happened?”

“No, no, he died long ago.”

I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” 

“No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” 

I said, “Sounds amazing.”

I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx.I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx.

BS: The FBI.

MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But, basically, it is the US – the civil rights movement and the anti-war movement – which gave me a new take on my own experience, and on the Asian experience in east Africa. It gave me a way of rethinking my own experience of growing up in east Africa and growing up in an Africa with a lens crafted by the civil rights movement.
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Cuz you're a thabe
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Tidal is the best alternative I've found, and it gives more money to artists than most services
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Yesssss
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Cumming before your partner gets off, call that Post-Nut Disparity
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Moffat wasn't perfect, but his era has been my favorite, especially the Capaldi years. This might be an unpopular opinion tho 😅
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I'm interested to see how you'll feel about when 11 comes on with Amy and Rory
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Channeling my inner Colin Robinson tonight I'm sorry
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Bonus: I work full time with a room full of dudes who do nothing but talk about smoking meat and bbqing. Absolutely none of them could make a grilled cheese or heat a can of soup if called upon. I wouldn't trust any of them with my food safety.
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I have little doubt of the craftsmanship required to BBQ well. One could argue that belching the entire alphabet without tossing your cookies also requires craftsmanship. It doesn't mean it's pleasant or worthy of admiration.
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Also, I'm mostly sorta kidding.
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Matte Spaghetti | Free 🇵🇸 @deleuziannails.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Looks like I struck a nerve with BBQ-bros. I get this argument, I do, but the oldest indoor plumbing was lined with lead and arguably contributed to the fall of Roman civilization. Just 'cause it's the OG method doesn't mean it's good or something we should continue doing in the 21st century.
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