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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 1h
gotta kick at the darkness til it bleeds daylight fr tho
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 6h
pitchfork BNM inflation at an all-time high, sell sell sell
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 9h
i like the krillion game but no -dle should make my laptop fan go like that
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 23h
da month. full-spin zone (aka the inverse o'reilly) ends roughly halfway through row 6
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i actually used to get kinda tilted when people would give you declensions alongside their pronouns, like we can extrapolate "him" and "his" from "he," but i don't really care anymore
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
freakin woke pronouns
jan jelinek tracks "they, them" and "them, their"
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
god's favorite city
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ableton's envelope follower is so osum for fake neptunes beats
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"i only listen to discharge, rah digga and ray wylie hubbard" bumper sticker
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
thinking about unicorns, the ideology of "jewish supremacy," other equally real things
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
is there a law that once a singer-songwriter hits 65 at least half of their songs have to be about music
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ray wylie hubbard is on crazy ass white boy mount rushmore
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
belle and sebastian after conversion therapy be like "you know my dick-sucking days are over"
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you want to go insane in a very specific way i recommend writing a novel
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
while we're on the topic of ray wylie hubbard, i'm a big fan of his song "snake farm" mainly for how confident he is that the title phrase is enough to create a sleazy vibe on its own without any additional effort from him
Snake Farm - It just sounds nasty
Snake Farm - Well it pretty much is
Snake Farm - It's a reptile house
Snake Farm ... Uuuggghhhhh
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
time weigh in on the country song everyone's discoursing about, jerry jeff walker's cover of ray wylie hubbard's "up against the wall, redneck mother"
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hold on... were cocorosie the original red scare girls
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FUCK i took my eye off elmo for like 5 seconds and he found out about cocorosie
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
reading haunting of hill house again... shirley jackson is really the goat of all time
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all literature is stink lines coming off the alphabet
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
da week
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
now listening
ironlungrecords.bandcamp.com
Decrepitizing Din Of The Cerebral Psyopticon (LUNGS-320), by FAKE DUST
19 track album
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
keep forgetting about sete star sept, one of the grindcore goats
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Wil Deny @wildeny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CALM
CALM wall
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it kept my bur
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
favorite movie: any nonstop laugh riot
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bulldog @harpua.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
"In The Woods" - Alex Colville {1976}
"In The Woods" - Alex Colville {1976}
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Horse and Train Alex Colville 1954
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Soldier and Girl at Station Alex Colville 1953
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
New Moon Alex Colville 1980
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Embarkation Alex Colville 1994
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Alex Colville - Pacific. 1967
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Traveller Alex Colville 1992
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Bridge and Raven Alex Colville 1993
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they figured out how to make techno good
youtube.com
Sleepless
YouTube video by Andy Stott - Topic
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Comedy legend Chris Farley is a plucky auto parts salesman, short on brains (and coat!) but big on heart, in this nonstop laugh riot!
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
average early 90s NYHC album title:
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they have a framed portrait of the "satire requires a clarity of purpose" guy in the onion writers' room
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"kn95 or better" is how you know you're dealing with a clown
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when i was like 10 i knew a) racism was bad and b) musicians sometimes sang about bad stuff so for a minute every time i bought a cd i was like wow i hope this isn't secretly about white supremacy. then the red hot chili peppers would go "death to the message of the kkk" and i'd be like oh thank god
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i was gonna hyphenate my last name with my wife's before we found out how much paperwork it would take. not for any woke reason mind you but because i wanted people to think i'm latino
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the holy roman empire was not only holy and roman but, in addition, also an empire
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
susan's in reno with the vitamin c
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
washington man. there's no trees on the gridiron
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lowkey isn't this true of all narratives of loss
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
4th time reading/3rd time teaching as i lay dying and looking at sparknotes to work out the deal with the bridge in the midsection
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got blood eagled a couple times and it didn't even hurt that bad @jajcrob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
faulkner has so many books that no one gives a shit about. what if they rule? what if, like, mosquitoes actually mogs the sound and the fury?
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