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DefNotPaul

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Paul. Thunder, Bayern, Gotham

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 12/10/2026
Fucking libs always have the dream of “what if we use their oppression factory against them” instead of just ending the god damned oppression
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
honestly I don't trust a pilot who isn't a furry
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*rummaging for bread under an overpass* at least my hypothetical 7-year-old will never stare down a knuckleball thrown by a trans girl
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They need a full documentary on Bundesliga tifos, it is insane some of the things that get pulled off in such a big scale If you've made a tifo before, this is even more mind blowing
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
To be fair, what about current American economics and politics DOESN’T currently feel like a massive criminal fraud scheme
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Jacob Weindling @jakeweindling.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Major shout out to @pablo.show for proving that journalism still matters
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Adam Silver is the most effective and unflappable commissioner in the history of the NBA but exclusively for when it comes to penalizing the Los Angeles Clippers
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 31/08/2026
Ah yes. Healthcare is best left to the consistent and non-reactionary hands of corporations.
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This is why I'll never support Medicare for All in the U.S. btw
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The NHS cancelled all gender affirming surgeries in Wales. Those who had their appointments ripped away from them have been given a suicide hotline instead....
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Same goes for any kind of nationalized single payer program. If an individual state like California wanted to try it, that's a different story.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I would rather fuckin die than read any of this
Bluesky topic showing “debate over using y’all” if you catch me clicking on this, please punch me in the dick
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Jon Hamm @jonhamm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Tired: BRING RUSS HOME Wired: BRING POKU HOME (both scenarios have the same zero percent chance of happening but some of you have been dreaming and now it’s my turn)
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Jon Hamm @jonhamm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Me using the power of time travel to go back to February 2015 and urging Sam Presti to make the Brook Lopez trade instead of the Jazz trade
The Flash scene from Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice where The Flash goes back in time to warn Batman about bad things in the future
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Me every time Bayern score for the first time after a calm summer
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SLC Unc @dadshammdad.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If you're scared of Salt Lake City, you're a baby who shouldn't be outside without supervision.
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fraser ram🎃n @fraserramon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Even weird Al is getting in on the enes kanter jokes
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“Former NBA Super Star”
Inglorious bastards three fingers meme
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 05/08/2026
Abdul meme: it's time to vote blue no matter who, habibi
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh, I see what's going on here. The Enes Kanter Diminishing Minutes Special. I should've checked a long time ago.
Riley Gaines posing with Sophie Cunningham along with the caption "Little girls belong!" presumably on Epstein Island.Sophie Cunningham with a career-low in starts and the fewest minutes played in five years.
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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 02/08/2026
Rose Lavelle is too smooth with it 😮‍💨
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LeeAnn Wombat @jonnyauping.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
seems like a perfectly good time to have the opinion “i support trans people” and not try to big brain it beyond that. always been that time
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 25/07/2026
If I die in anyway that makes news, please don’t write about me like this.
Outside the military, Fletcher said Feehan enjoyed building LEGO sets, cheering for the Atlanta Falcons, using Dr. Squatch soap, drinking Shatto Milk from Missouri and traveling.
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SLC Unc @dadshammdad.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm not the first one to say this, but it bears repeating, Ted Lasso is Bluey for adults.
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Jake @brehlol.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If I had a nickel every time Argentina lost a final to a European nation 1-0 in extra time, I'd have two nickels. And thats a hilarious 10 cents to have.
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 19/07/2026
Messi as Hussein diagram
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
fifa said
kendall jenner handing a cop a pepsi
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Stefan Bienkowski @sbienkowski.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Send help
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Today, I feel national pride lol
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Stefan Bienkowski @sbienkowski.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
England, you wanted Thomas Tuchel. So you’re getting Thomas Tuchel.
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
been a lot of talk about this but if you look closely you can see the exact moment chelsea gray told her that lindsey graham died
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Manuel Veth @manuelveth.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Yabba-Dabba-Doo would like to have a word....
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Did you think The Bundesliga Agenda was a joke
Phillip Lahm in a Bundesliga jacket on the field at Bayern
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oh no he knows what happened to Mitch McConnell
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
They'll never know your value, king
Julian Green in a USMNT jersey
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Lesley Ryder @lesleyryder.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Anyway, one year to go
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Mallory Swanson USWNT Celebration
Alt: Mallory Swanson twirls and smiles after scoring another goal for the USWNT
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 05/06/2026
Wish AI could see my body language right now
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Well this wouldnt be the first time the US tried to change the result of something on the 6th of the month
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Manuel Veth @manuelveth.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Spain to Cristiano: No means no.
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Theres a reason people are so obsessed with this league. Come check it out if you've never heard of it or youve been on the fence.
The Bundesliga Agenda in Poktopia font
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Meg Linehan @meglinehan.com · 03/07/2026
Time to be a buzzkill but the NWSL paying for a high-profile photographer/influencer to post photos of Ronaldo — who has faced multiple sexual assault allegations — as part of their summer of soccer to advertise a women’s soccer league……… Why.
Screenshot of expiredfilmclub thanking the NWSL for “getting (him) out to Miami” to shoot a World Cup game. “Getting to capture Cristiano on a 1950s film camera… what a dream,” his caption reads.
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hey speaking of Malik Tillman, the Bundesliga schedule comes out tomorrow. If you like seeing like 3/4th of the USMNTs current/former clubs boy do I have the league for you
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The Bundesliga comes back August 28th if you want to keep being mad at Harry Kane doing that kind of stuff
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The Women's Game @womensgamemib.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Our very own Sam Mewis is a UCLA Hall of Fame inductee! 💙 Sam had a standout college career at UCLA, ranking in the Top 10 in UCLA history for career goals, assists, & points, and leading the Bruins to their first NCAA title in 2013. No one is more deserving of this honor & we are so proud! 🥹💫
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Justin Horneker @hornekerjustin.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Love Olise continuing to pop off while the hot take merchants are trying to blame Bayern and the Bundesliga for Germany’s performance
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The Premier League players missing their penalties what does it mean
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Mr Jones @nvmjones.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Can’t believe the Hornets traded for Grayson Allen and got more likeable
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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Yabba dabba doo?
Squidward trying to sleep but Bayerns outside the window
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404 Media @404media.co · 28/06/2026
These cases repeatedly show that, because there are few limits on what police can use Flock for, they are often able to abuse the system for months or years before being caught. www.404media.co/cops-keep-ge...
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Cops Keep Getting Arrested for Using Flock to Stalk People
There have been more than a dozen cases around the country where police use Flock to obsessively and illegally stalk people.
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
it appears that jordynn dudley continues to be the mf'n truth
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
i think the US lost because we were not shown enough celebrities on television
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
credit to pulisic for accurately representing america by getting embarrassed on a world stage
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