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Trevor Magnotti

@illegalscreens.bsky.social
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Certified athletic trainer. Basketball , foreign policy takes. Nehemiah 6:8

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She Blinded Me With Violence @philkensaban.bsky.social · 6h
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Finishing a first true read-through of the Bible and an intrusive thought I cannot get out of my head is how you can read pretty much any of Paul’s letters in Trump voice and it works
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tyrese Haliburton, deciding whether to play in Game 7 of the 2025 Finals or not:
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know that this is another variant of the migrant caravan to rally the troops but how do they think ICE getting bullied into submission by Minnesota Nice a second time is going to play days before an election
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just a normal morning on the Instagram app over here
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As a fan of one of the small market dipshit baseball teams I feel for Yankees fans. They are trapped with Stepford Wives the baseball team while at least I get to feel something when the A’s go 5-25 in July
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was not a fan of either at the time but I cannot stress enough the pure genius of Disney giving Patrick Stump and Mark Hoppus the keys for the music in the spidey and his amazing friends and iron mans awesome friends shows respectively. Huge selling point to millennial dads everywhere
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Flu shot I got this afternoon has me in the Walls of Jericho
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like following this many Knicks personalities on Bluesky because I thought based on my timeline the Yankees were getting their asses kicked in an elimination game, not down by two runs on the road in game 2
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got my midterm “study guide” for my patient care skills class today. The study guide is a list of all of the modules we’ve covered and every subject heading used in the modules
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Extremely funny to me that Pat Fitzgerald built his entire ethos on how hard it is to do offense at northwestern, when Randy Walker was a spread pioneer before him and David Braun apparently just immediately turned them into prime Bert Wisconsin
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 03/10/2026

Ethan Booker
@Ethan_Booker
MARK JACKSON: it shows you how hard it is to win in this league
STEVE KERR: *roller-blades backwards past the scorer's table* not that hard
8:31 PM · May 8, 2015

Except it's about Pat Fitzgerald and Chip Kelly scoring points at Northwestern
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gotta give James, losing a game because of back breaking miscues from both your kicker AND your punter is at least a different way to frustrate your fans
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If I’m Pat Kraft I am throwing my computer and phone in the Susquehanna and just walking into the woods for the weekend and possibly forever
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I thought the funniest outcome of tonight was Penn State losing creating the opening for James Franklin Takes but then James Franklin gets superweaponed by the Duzz concurrently I just didn’t think it was actually possible
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Howard French @hofrench.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In which we learn Biden turned red, and McGurk developed a hernia. A pathetic attempt to market a book, and a story, about one of the great tragedies of our times. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
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‘Ready to Blow His Stack’: How Biden Nearly Cut Off Netanyahu Over Gaza
Brett McGurk, who was the top Middle East adviser to President Joseph R. Biden Jr., offered the first inside-the-room account of American efforts to manage the Gaza war.
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Brett McGurk might be more personally responsible for the Gaza genocide than some members of Netanyahu cabinet, can’t think of much I’d rather read less than him trying to profit by lying about it
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Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community @punishedholden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
✨ ✨ The bombing of Dresden was also a war crime ✨ ✨
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s Tobias Harris undercover
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dante Moore is quite literally in the hospital right now
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Absolute Trent Green levels of concussion on that Dante Moore hit. In my professional athletic training opinion that was a fucked up thing to do by Stephens
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The ESPN push alert for this final said “Iowa stuns Michigan” and I’m like man, if you’re surprised Iowa dragged this offense to hell and did just enough to eek out a win that’s on you at this point
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Callie Barr is an absolutely milquetoast dead-ender just siphoning off money from Chicago transplants in Traverse City, you don’t have to do this Jack
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If the Brewers win the World Series we will officially know the painting in the Packers’ attic became sentient and escaped
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fever only have two fast break points, maybe they should try transitioning
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ok but Mamdani is a mayor and Biden was the fucking *PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES* so yeah if we’re grading on this rubric Zohran hasn’t done shit. But that would be asinine to do
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Undertaker's Fiery Entrance Shocks Randy Orton
ALT: Undertaker's Fiery Entrance Shocks Randy Orton
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If someone rendered this as their image of me I would personally throw that person off the roof of the Kennedy Center
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dislocated my finger demonstrating a drill at football practice tonight so I officially can call myself a D-Line coach now
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hope McConnell dies soon, and this isn’t wishing him ill will, this is clearly elder abuse in the same way Feinstein was and it’s sickening
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I would pay a DC journalist a billion dollars to ask Mitch to type this statement on a smartphone
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you’re Clay Helton you are offering Tyson a job tomorrow morning via text given this Nevada game, right?
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They’re getting away with too much currently but this is where Michigan runs out with the Money in the Bank briefcase
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The curse will never die because Ted Cruz is toxic enough that this might instead mean Ohio State goes 7-5 and this win doesn’t matter at all
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Better here than two hours from now at Bronies, a situation I will never forget
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s gonna be pretty funny if Oregon and Texas both get paved by their respective OSUs today and still meet in the Playoff as we all predicted
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is the Monster Energy Big XII secretly a Goose Island branding psyop?
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
All these people who throw out the post-9/11 unity message never want to acknowledge what Americans bonded OVER, which was a psychotic hatred of Muslims
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It is an absolutely hysterical and uniquely American problem that we are having an absolute panic at gas stations not being equipped to sell gas at $10.00
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Everyone needs to read Reign of Terror by @attackerman.bsky.social, pretty linear line drawn from 9/11 (Or even the OKC bombing if you want to be technical) to Why Stuff Sucks Now
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One thing I am learning from this whole stupid slow-rolling debacle is that not enough people have seen Derrick Henry’s high school tape 
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Brother “running high volumes of illegal whiskey from Windsor into Detroit” is one of the most solved problems in American history, it’s gonna be fine
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ricky knows ball (did not pretend the Cavs have a title shot)
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Let us never forget that Mehmet Oz lost a senate race by 5 points to a guy who had a stroke in the middle of the campaign. That’s what the GOP has rallying the troops
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Natalie please put the phone down
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Trevor Magnotti @illegalscreens.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Shoutout to WMUs absolute brick shit house kicker whose name is Dieter
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