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@debred.bsky.social
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Bully breed loving suburban misfit and former middle school teacher avid reader and pop culture junkie....ask me for more useless knowledge!

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DebRed @debred.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
futurism.com/tesla-burger... Shocking I tell you! Just shocking even without "Electric Sauce".
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Your Eyeballs Will Bug Out Like a Retro Cartoon Character When You Hear the Prices at Tesla's New Burger Joint
A single burger at Elon Musk's new Tesla Diner could cost customers as much as $24, fries and drink not included.
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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
three selves
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Honor Laois 🦘#DoNoHarm🦘 @honorlaoiss.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Hermm
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 29/07/2025
This is Bug. He would like to be picked up for cuddles. It is an emergency. 13/10 (IG: bugthebrusselsgriffon)
a teensy brown ball of fluff sits on a gray tile floor and looks up at the camera. the dog’s eyes are wide-set and pleading, and his little mouth curves down in a dramatic frown. his little body only takes up one half of one tile, and it looks like he could be swallowed up by shadows any second. pick him up!
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rusty54.bsky.social @rusty54.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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God @thegodshow.com · 29/07/2025
It's not political to think people shouldn't be starved to death.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Dropkick Murphys Warped Tour Long Beach
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DebRed @debred.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
#Aughost 👻👻
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Graham Annable @grickle.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Ever changing. #grickledoodle #life #troll #bridge #cartoon #art #drawing #funny
A cartoon illustration of a large sad looking troll stuffed under a stone bridge. Caption reads "He really needed to find a bigger bridge."
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DebRed @debred.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/pr...
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Tell Congress to Protect our Students and Our Public Schools!
Public schools are the foundation of our democracy, ensuring that every child—no matter their zip code, race, or background—has the opportunity to learn and thrive. Defunding public education only ben...
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
🐈‍⬛📖🤍.
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DebRed @debred.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
He's working on a beyond the grave situation now as we speak.
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DebRed @debred.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Don't forget unable to read, write, and think critically!
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DebRed @debred.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Sounds exactly like my deceased FIL who used to say that to his wife all the time.
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DebRed @debred.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
In his mind, those are the good old days he wants to go back to...no running water, indoor plumbing, vaccinations, or anything that preserves human health. Just keep reproducing....
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DebRed @debred.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
And take no responsibility for anything you screw up.
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DebRed @debred.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Gross old men. So many gross old men.
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DebRed @debred.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
OMFG where are these awful old men coming from and how can we stop the pipeline? If the little girl can only have two dolls then the little boy only gets two guns. F'em all.
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DebRed @debred.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
"I'm going to blow up the earth."
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DebRed @debred.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Why do we need a Gulf of America? Because WE CAN.
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DebRed @debred.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I bet you can get your eggs there cheaper.
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DebRed @debred.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Barron looks horrified and yet heavily medicated in this clip.
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DebRed @debred.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Tells you something about the state of that "marriage."
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DebRed @debred.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Perfect! No words needed.
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Dorothy @catandgirl.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Every Christmas.
Girl: When we say Christmas is about traditions - we mean it's about the past
Cat (in Santa costume): Christmas is a time loop
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Girl: The perfect Christmas is the one most like all the other Christmases that have already happened
Cat (shaking): The same food - the same music - the same conversations
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Girl: Every past Christmas is happening all at once
Cat: I've been wearing this suit since 1978!
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Girl: Creating a past - not full of complicated people with their own motivations making discrete decisions
Cat: I've gone DOWN the chimney - I've gone UP the chimney
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Girl: But an undifferentiated mass - a blur of vague feelings and images
Cat: There's no escape
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Girl: The grey goo of history - stripped of specificity - that we pretend to find value in - while only looking - really - to see a reflection of the present.
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(They look)
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Girl: I can't wait for December 26
Cat (downtrodden): See you next year
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 24/12/2024
i keep coming back to this
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Elizabeth Sampat @twoscooters.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Just saw a loaf of homemade sourdough on Facebook that looks like a Mass Effect alien
A loaf of bread that looks like it has a face, and the face is frowning, and it’s kind of alien. Maybe a Krogan?
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Dr. Elle, Her Celestial Majesty ✨👑🌌 @abstractica.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Crab Vessel with Double Spout — Colombia, Calima Region, Ilama Period, 1500 B.C.-A.D. 100, ceramic
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
A man types into his phone "time to be ironically rude to strangers online, thus showing we're good friend. There's no wat they could misconstrue this as genuine." The tweet that he's written is "I am coming to kill you and your children: june and schott. I will kill them in front of you."
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
cake with badly drawn bart simpson frosting and the words "eAT PANT"
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Upbeat Former Prof @upbeatprof.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
weirdly i haven't seen any jokes about Trumped-up kicks
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
My cartoon for this weekend’s Guardian Books
A grand, shelf-lined room. Figures unpack books from boxes and arrange them on shelves. 
A woman with a clipboard leads a man past the scens saying "Our Library Consultant has curated a harmonious selection of titles for you. The Spine Manager and Shelf Architect will now ensure they look their best on social media. And if all these unread books start to feel oppressive, we can send somebody round to read them."
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DebRed @debred.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
Whoops!
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
Oh no
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DebRed @debred.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Happy Valentine's Day www.collectorsweekly.com/articles/hap...
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
A simple truth.
A guy hugs his dog. Text reads: "I love the dog".
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
If you tell someone to put onions on the feet of a child with a 104F fever, I feel like that should be a motherfucking crime.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
women love it when i roll up to the function on the Fourse
A drawing of four horses arranged in a square pattern so that they overlap
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DebRed @debred.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
Absolutely
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
New fans welcome, crybabies not so much.
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🎃 kiki 🎃 @kiki.whitecanof.monster · 12/02/2024
congratulations! 🎉 you scrolled so far you found ✨dopamine✨
dopamine
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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
he's 52
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 12/02/2024
there's no bond like the one between a garbage truck driver & their toddler fans. every person driving a garbage truck is just waiting to see a toddler so they can honk the horn and put on a little show, and i die for it
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