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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Im constantly rubbing weird things into my eyes by accident and im supposed to go out and get a job?? I've got zinc cream in one eye and salt and vinegar chip crumbs in the other, here's my resume
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Gwonam Hints @gwonamhints.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Your mother is in trouble! Save her from the phone call with your aunt that she’s been held hostage in for the past forty five minutes before it’s too late!
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Bookshelfie ⭐️ @bookshelfie.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
#booksky
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Mar Katoto 🌠 @ SCARY MONTH 👻 @markatoto.com · 04/10/2025
its 5 am. perfect time to think about boobs
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Chew ☁️噛む @chewchewer.com · 28/05/2025
🦈💙
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Robin 🦋 @robinh2.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
This‼️
A heartfelt "fuck you" to everyone who told me I was overreacting in November 2016.
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Freya Wolf @wolfinwherever.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
The meme of Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo looking highly sophisticated saying "I wish all [insert something here] a very pleasant evening." I have replaced every word of what Bugs  is saying except "I wish all" and "a very." Bugs is now saying "I wish all THE PARENT WHO ASSUMED HER FOUR-YEAR-OLD BOY CHOSE A PINK UMBRELLA IN THE STORE FOR HIS MOTHER, TOLD THE BOY OFF WHEN HE SAID "NO, IT'S FOR ME," THEN REFUSED TO LET THE BOY LEAVE THE STORE WITHOUT A "BOY'S" UMBRELLA a very PARENTS LIKE YOU ARE MAKING THE WORLD WORSE."
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Chew ☁️噛む @chewchewer.com · 12/05/2025
Vent art.
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
4-Panel Comic by War and Peas Panel 1: A nun sits at a wooden desk in a simple room with yellow walls, a small bed, a crucifix on the wall, and a picture of Jesus. She begins writing in a diary, with the words "Dear Diary," appearing at the top. Panel 2: The nun pauses thoughtfully, staring at the paper. The room remains silent, with a window showing the sky outside. Panel 3: The nun gazes at the framed picture on the wall of Jesus glowing with a saintly aura. Panel 4: The nun returns to her diary and writes, "I miss banging dudes."
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 21/03/2025
*Slams dictionary shut til Monday*
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Helen Whistberry @whistberry.northsky.social · 22/03/2025
Stay cunning and full of tricks, my friends 💜
Art piece of a drawing in white ink against a black background of a rabbit's head partially obscured by fern-like plants. The words "first they must catch you" from the book Watership Down are written above. The rabbit and plants are drawn in a stylized fashion to emphasize pattern and shape rather than being a realistic portrayal.
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Authors Against Book Bans @authorsabb.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Good news out of Colorado! A Federal judge orders Colorado district to return banned books to school libraries. Good work! www.denverpost.com/2025/03/19/e...
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Federal judge orders Colorado district to return banned books to school libraries
The order prohibits the school board from removing books “because the district disagrees with the views expressed therein or merely to further their preferred political or religious orthodoxy.”
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 21/03/2025
if you kill your kid by not allowing them to be vaccinated you can get a full time grifter job in the anti vax movement but if a school shooter kills your kid you'll get smeared by the same people that make anti-vax child killers their heroes. the commonality is they all love it when kids die
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Piss off every transphobe, and piss on every transphobe.
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Emily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Sativa loves to play with q-tips (she steals them right out of the box) and it is so so so important that you see how she carries them around, like a little cigarette
A small black cat with big green eyes is sitting in a pinkish bathtub. She’s holding one end of a cotton swab in her mouth and the rest of it is dangling from her lip like a cigarette
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❀TerraTerraCotta™ @terraterracotta.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
UNIANIMOUSLY!!!
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I needed this today
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Rebecca Fielding-Miller @rebeccafieldingmiller.com · 22/03/2025
Today I lost an NIH grant training clinicians to do research about intimate partner violence with perinatal women. More women are murdered in the perinatal period than die of obstetric complications. I didn't just lose a grant. We lost an entire cohort of people building careers to prevent that.
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Kevin Jay Stanton @kevinjaystanton.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Me being so annoying today
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 09/01/2025
To an asshole, all virtue is "virtue signaling."
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🩸 morteraphan 🗝️ @morteraphan.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Red Pattern 🩸🌹 [oc]
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Trisha KansasGal @kansasgal71.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
haven't drawn a worm in a while
digital art of an imaginary snake or dragon like creature with a rainbow quilt pattern on its body and black wings, spines, legs, and head. it has antennae and large eyes similar to a fish, and a black fish like tail
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SF Said @whatsfsaid.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Every single school should have a library & a librarian, to help every single child find the books that will make them readers, and give them all the lifelong benefits of literacy. Libraries & librarians change children's lives FOREVER! #literacy #libraries #librarians
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duckfishduck @duckfishduck.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
litwick and lazily made candle holder thingi
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Alternatively if you can't punch them, leave their Social Media sites.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Homophobe Notices Flag In Shop
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
fun fact: this comic is the origin of ‘Red Guy”, who appeared in a number of my later comics, such as
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Ada Basilisk, Haunted Doll VTuber @comfybasilisk.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
\*cishet game developer voice* it's not about sexualization. actually, she looks like that because she has a cancer that gave her too much estrogen so that her tits breast way too boobily... it's very sad. she has chronic back pain because her gazongas are so tonhongerakooger, and it's VERY sad
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Reader of Banned Books @readerofbannedbook.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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milkoe🪽 @milkoe.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Purah ✨ #TearsOfTheKingdom
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GATCHIPON @gatchipon.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Fairy Kei 🫀
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/11/2024
‘You’re The Bonnie To My Clyde,’ Says Biden Running Off With Pardoned Turkey theonion.com/youre-the-bo...
‘You’re The Bonnie To My Clyde,’ Says Biden Running Off With Pardoned Turkey

-The Onion
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
A lot of Trans accounts do the thing I like where their posts vacillate wildly between ridiculously sweaty lewds and uncommonly astute and informed political analysis
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Little aliens forever @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
flug eating a big slice of strawberry shortcake, they are thinking with a big thought bubble "YUM! YUM! YUM!"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/11/2024
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
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It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
despite all this, an underlying theme of hope
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Dylan @dylanstuart.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Thiago Lehmann @lehmannthiago.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
This is my sketchbook contrast. Cute stuff close to giant burning undead.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
You claim to be an LGBT ally, yet you refuse to have sex with me? Wow. True colours moment.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/11/2024
despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I wish I could tell trees that the universe exists...
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Vi @v-0-3.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Howdy 🤠 #honkaistarrail
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Citri @ ouch @citrina.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Cinnamoroll x Hatsune Miku 💙
The Sanrio character Cinnamoroll with his ears tied in a bow to look like little hair buns hangs off one of Hatsune Miku’s arms. Her hair is also tied up in a bow to look like Cinnamoroll’s ears. The background is blue and white with a dotted circle framing the pair. They’re both smiling.
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