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Dean Shaffer

@deanshaffer.bsky.social
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San Diego lawyer, ex-Ohioan, former Peace Corps Turkmenistan volunteer, democrat.

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Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sometimes you gotta kick your quarterback in the junk. For luck.
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
10/10 band name here
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1992, Day by Day @the90sbyday.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here's a three-hour block of MTV music videos and commercials from 9/22/92, if that's something you're interested in. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YIc...
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MTV Late Night - September 22, 1992 Music Videos with Commercials
YouTube video by Rewind Vault
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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 14/09/2026
That patronizing “Pretending you won’t watch is adorable” quote from JK Rowling is from a parody account, people. Not sure what the “joke” is supposed to be, given that she verifiably says horrific things all the time, but all the same, let’s try not to be gullible.
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Culture Cave Q @CultureCave_
J.K. Rowling when asked about people refusing to watch the upcoming HBO Harry Potter series because of her:
"Pretending you won't watch is adorable."
Culture Cave @CultureCave_
Culture Cave is your #1 Source for parody / satire news. My posts reflect what I'd like to see happen.
Independent and Unaffiliated.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Amidala talking to Anakin meme. 
1st panel, Anakin asks 'do you like plums?'
2nd panel, Amidala says 'yeah, I'm actually saving some for breakfast'
3rd panel, Anakin stares
4th panel, Amidala looks horrified
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Replied are locked down, but I wanted to… participate? Shitpost?
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Mr. Miyagi et Daniel LaRusso: Leçon de baguettes
Alt: Daniel-san attacks a fly in a scene from The Karate Kid
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Cursed Ronaldo statue with eyebrows
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
John Smoltz tried to iron his shirt while it was on his chest.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
NEW BLOG POST! Some thoughts on Christopher Nolan's adaptation of The Odyssey, the historical context of the Bronze Age Collapse, the Sea Peoples, and the legends of the Trojan War, and whether Nolan's movie is "historically accurate" or not, and what that even means.
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Did Odysseus Cause the Bronze Age Collapse?
We were all set for The Odyssey to be our summer discourse. Battle lines had been drawn, takes had been prepared. Christopher Nolan’s adaptation of Homer’s 8th century BCE epic poem was…
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Is getting yourself blocked by all potential donors a good fundraising strategy?
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It's me, using British phrases after watching too much Doctor Who...
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Texas Republicans doing recruitment for us.
A post from the Comal County (TX) Republican Party:

Democratic Socialists of America

The DSA's mission is to replace capitalism with democratic socialism by shifting economic and political power from corporations and wealthy owners to workers and the public.

Is this what you want for America?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If Argentina win this, Emi Martinez will have a good case for the Golden Ball. He's been ridiculous
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Sam Bagenstos @sbagen.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I really urge my Dem friends to read this piece and take it seriously.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 16/07/2026
JK Rowling mocking a rape victim because she had PMOS and a deep voice while violating their confidentiality is beyond the pale. Rowling is a deeply evil person.
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lake effect kid @mattenloe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I need a rich person to fund a new TV channel or studio or whatever that just does shows that have the same vibe as the USA heyday. Burn Notice, Royal Pains, Psych, Monk, Suits, White Collar, Covert Affairs...
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Embarrassing is the word. The defense looked totally lost playing it out of the back, and when we did get forward, indecision sent far too many passes straight into the defense
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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 26/06/2026
The USA’s B team mostly outplayed full-strength Turkey, lost 3-2 on a last-minute goal while playing with an injured defender, won the group anyway, and the fact that it feels like a disappointment shows how far the expectations have come
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The Telemundo reaction to Elanga's backheel is what I wanted (r @bighoney69.bsky.social)
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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 20/06/2026
You see, someone lifted his shirt up to his nose and said racist shit in a Champions League match, and now you can’t cover your mouth while jawing at an opponent.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Not sure I'm going to be able to listen to 90 minutes of these commentators talking about "Turki-YAY" when that match happens.
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Balogun is such a beast. 1-0 USA!
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
i think boarding school teenage masculinity is a part of masculinity but not of manhood. we have to get away from the concept of the opposite of "man" being "woman." the opposite of "man" is "boy"
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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
WE ARE ALL CABO VERDE BABY.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
look, i'm just a guy watching a soccer game, but cabo verde might be playing the greatest game of all time?
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
We look like a totally different team without pulisic. Desperate for someone to take over playmaking responsibilities
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Never seen the USMNT play like this.
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Squidward Crying 'It's Beautiful'
Alt: Squidward Crying 'It's Beautiful'
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Doug Lindner @douglindner.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Fun trick that Republican presidents can act like dictators because “unitary executive theory” but Democratic presidents aren’t able to govern because “major questions doctrine”. It’s almost like those are fake things fabricated to weaponize a Republican SCOTUS majority!
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“Unitary Executive Theory” is a John Roberts Power Play to Aggrandize Presidential Power at Our Expense
This Made-Up Theory Has Expanded Presidential Power in Ways that Have Already Allowed Donald Trump to Commandeer America and our Economy
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lucy @lucyfaria.net · 09/06/2026
this is amazing
screenshot of transcript reading:

1 MR. SKIBA: Yes, sir.
2 GRAND JUROR: Are you actually presenting
3 any new actual facts or just a different viewpoint
4 on your side?
5 MS. MECKLENBURG: Okay. I'm feeling the 
6 skepticism already. Are you going to be able to
7 listen with an open mind? Tell me the truth.
8 GRAND JUROR: I -- no.
9 MS. MECKLENBURG: Okay. Then you have to
10 go --
11 GRAND JUROR: I heard this case like last
12 week and I thought it was a crock of shit then and I
13 still think it is.
14 MS. MECKLENBURG: Okay. Thank you for your
15 opinion for everybody. 
16 GRAND JUROR: Uh-huh.
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I just went 72-10, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=i3G...
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Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
In 1933 Adolf Hitler shook down German industrialists for millions of Reichsmark to establish what he called the Adolf-Hitler-Spende der deutschen Wirtschaft—a slush fund he used to pay off Nazis whose violence got them into legal trouble. In 2026, Donald Trump is quietly doing the same thing.
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Obscure Group With Trump Ties Plans to Route Funds to His Allies for Legal Fights
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is the reality. Any politics or politician or movement that isn’t saying this plainly is a false god, inviting you to your own destruction. America Broke Something When It Gave Trump a Second Chance www.nytimes.com/2026/06/03/o...
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Opinion | America Broke Something When It Gave Trump a Second Chance
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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The Supreme Court was THE ISSUE IN 2016. It could've gone either way. And you couldn't get the media to talk about it. Most voters didn't understand that everything hinged on it. And the 2016 election went as it did. And the 20th century began to unravel.
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Outrageous sophistry from the lawless Supreme Court here, stating that, under Callais, a pattern of vote polarization along racial lines is not just not sufficient to prove "racially polarized voting patterns" (already an absurd claim), but "*not relevant to proving*" such patterns.
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Fellas, is it gay to date women?
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Snitty 🎃 @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Not defending the media's frequent stenography of the GOP at all but this is straight-up reporting what the GOP has been doing over the past few days.
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I re-watched Gattaca tonight--it's been years, and I'd forgotten how excellent it is. "I never saved anything for the swim back" is such a powerful line.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
An indelible image from outside Delaney Hall last night. (📸 by Dean Moses) www.amny.com/news/delaney...
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
has this story broken through at all? i can’t tell.
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Love too run a government "based on what I've heard"
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 22/04/2026
Support for impeaching Trump is at 55%, according to a new Strength In Numbers/ @Verasight.io poll, with 37% of adults opposed. Crucially 1 in 5 of Trump’s own voters support impeachment. Read and share: www.gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-04-22...
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New poll: 55% support impeaching Trump
Support for impeachment rivals levels during Donald Trump's first presidency, when he was impeached twice, and for impeaching Richard Nixon after the Watergate scandal
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Congresswoman Lateefah Simon @replsimon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I have voted twice to advance articles of impeachment. We cannot wait. Congress must convene immediately and begin proceedings to remove this man from office for the safety of our nation, Americans, and the world.
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Call your legislators. Tell them this.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 07/04/2026
I said we needed to submit to the jurisdiction of the ICC, repeal The Hague Invasion Act, and promise to send everyone involved to The Hague the moment we had the chance to do so.
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This line of argument about AI suggests we're all a bunch of Mickeys, deciding whether to enlist an army of magic brooms to do our work for us. They might save us some time! But they're just as likely to create orders of magnitude more work by screwing it up.
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a black and white photo of a group of people standing next to each other in a crowd .
Alt: An army of AI bots / magic brooms, marching along, carrying water buckets in a scene from Fantasia
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
...but enough about the US WBC team!
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
What on earth is her theory of why Dems will support her? It's not like she quit over matters of conscience--she's famous for doing Trump's dirty work so hard and for so long that she was simply too tired to keep doing it!
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