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Dean Shaffer

@deanshaffer.bsky.social
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San Diego lawyer, ex-Ohioan, former Peace Corps Turkmenistan volunteer, democrat.

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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
As above, but zoomed in on Grisham's face
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
*Loved* Grisham's look of disbelief, though
Trent Graham, looking at a tray of hot dogs, eyebrow cocked severely
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
The majority opens with a claim that the officer asked her to get up before putting her in a wristlock, then a page or two later admits that that was a lie. Incredible.
"Sergeant Jacob Zorn asked Sheila Linton to stand up and warned her that he would eventually have to use force to remove her. She refused to stand. Zorn took Linton's arm, placed it behind her back...""Sergeant Jacob Zorn crouched down to speech with her, but she remained seated. . . As Linton passively resisted, Zorn . . . put [her arm] behind her back 
 . . Linton exclaimed 'ow, ow, ow,' while Zorn repeatedly implored her to 'please stand up.'"
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Mary Pierson-Purifoy, who gets to decide what high schoolers can read, appears to be a 2020 high school (homeschool) graduate, who attended a couple of colleges but whose bio conspicuously omits mention of graduating from *that* level of education.
Mary-Pierson Purifoy's bio. She "was homeschooled until graduating from high school in 2020. For a semester, she attended Samford University in Birmingham, AL but transferred to Truett McConnell University in Cleveland, GA. She was a history major at both colleges and loved it. She has loved teaching history and literature and hopes to continue for many years. "
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
"Who the fuck is Thomas Purifoy that he gets to pick which books are 'classics'" I asked myself.
A screenshot of a Wikipedia summary of a film called "Is Genesis History?". The film, directed, written, and produced by Thomas Purifoy Jr., "promotes the pseudoscientific notion of Young Earth creationism" and "suggests the Earth was created in six days of 24 hours each."
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
A Seuss-inspired winter scene, with a sign declaring, "Welone to Whovile,"
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
My name is Jennifer Wolff. You killed my father. Prepare to win my electoral support.
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Principal Skinner saying, " Am I so out of touch with the Catholic church? No. It's the pope who is wrong."
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
"He said that that's not his"
A still from the movie Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. After Austin denies owning a swedish-made penis enlarger pump and related accessories, he is being presented with a book, "Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: (This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby) by Austin Powers"
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Got the same text. I was shocked when I saw who they'd chosen to be the one asking for the money. My response was similar:
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
🤔🤔🤔 If you're going to flame a stranger about not doing his research, at least check your own numbers first.
A graphic showing that T-Mobile Park has a 1.p4 park factor for home runs in left field, and a 0.89 park factor for home runs in right field.
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
MEGA. What a show. Oasis was incredible, so glad I got a chance to see them.
Liam Gallagher of Oasis on the Jumbotron at the Rose Bowl, September 7, 2025.
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
My kid's friend at camp (whom he's known for all of three days) gave him some Pokemon cards today, and, uh, these look expensive! Anyone have any idea if we should be returning these to the kid's parents?
A bunch of shiny, fancy looking rainbow and gold pokemon cards
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
That Brentford email...
Gil from the Simpsons hovering his mouth with a beer glass to hide his lips as he says "Happy birthday . . . Craig"
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Menu is boring as hell, too.
A basic ass menu for a wannabe fancy restaurant. $41 wagyu burger, $39 chicken breast, $41 trout. Denver must really miss Acorn, may it rest in peace.
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
From the California secretary of state's business search website. I have the full PDF, not sure how to get it to you.
A screenshot of a document stating that Astrodata Inc merged into Adacorp, Inc, a Delaware corporation
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
"What have you got to lose," asked of a person who lived in the most powerful, affluent society in the world, and one of the most free.
A scene from Monty Python's Life of Brian, in which Reg asks the Judean People's Front, "What have the Romans ever done for us?" The meme text reads, "What has the Constitution ever done for us?"
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
That's bonkers. The medical supply companies rip people off like mad--my supplier charges my insurer (which only pays 50%) $160/month for masks I can get on Amazon for $22/month. If you can't find a covered machine, some are available online refurbished or open box for half price.
A screenshot of a duckduckgo search for resmed air sense 10, showing refurbished and open box CPAP machines for $449 to $549.
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Unbelievable. On what possible grounds could they possibly be appealing the order to provide updates, given the plain language of the Supreme Court's order?
Except of Supreme Court order in Abrego-Garcia case, stating, in part, "For its part, the Government should be prepared to share what it can concerning the steps it has taken and the prospect of further steps."
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
All misogynists pave the way for normalizing Trumpism. I suggested this one not use the c-word, and he doubled down. Block party?
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
There are, but courts can't enforce their orders without the executive, and the president appears to be immune from liability for criminal contempt. So Trump gloats about his refusal to obey those orders:
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I'm amazed by this Internet jinx.
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Post someone you've been told you look like who you definitely don't look like.
Michael J. Pollard in Bonnie and Clyde (1967)
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Post a perfect album from the ‘90s that isn’t Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains.
The cover of the Oasis album Definitely Maybe
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
For me, it's the guy who has to have benefited the most from having unreal wide receivers who could catch anything within a couple yards of them, founder of the Joey Galloway and Terry Glenn fan clubs, Bobby Hoying!
Ohio State quarterback Bobby Hoying throwing a pass. He doesn't know where it will go, but he's pretty sure that wherever Terry Glenn is, he'll catch it.
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Harris's pitch to reachable Mormons strikes me as a good one.
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Trump running 11 points behind his 2020 performance leads to a wild electoral college map:
Electoral map, showing 2020 results shifted 11 points against Trump.  Florida, Texas, Ohio, North Carolina, and Alaska are blue.
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
An excerpt from the Big Lebowski script:

ULI
Iss not fair!

WALTER
FAIR! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST AROUND HERE! YOU, BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?!
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Lisa Simpson reading "Non-Threatening Boys" magazine
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Would you feel better about it if you knew that slightly more Republicans than Dems have voted early?
North Carolina early vote data as of midnight ET on 10/31/24, showing that 34% of early votes have come from Republicans, 33% from Democrats, and 33% from Other. Source: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-elections/early-vote
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Oh my god, that article has this gem, too, which I also did not understand at that age, and now has me almost falling out of my chair.
A Far Side cartoon, depicting an art museum scene. A museum guard strokes his chin and looks at a family (who are viewing the Mona Lisa), that includes a positively deranged looking child whose head is on backwards.  A sign reads, "Absolutely NO projectile vomiting."  The cartoon is captioned: "A Louvre guard is suddenly unsettled by the arrival of Linda Blair."
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
An old meme I made, but largely applicable here. Never understood the impulse to mock people who are not only on our side, but also right!
Button pressing meme, where the protagonist can't decide between "mock wine moms" and "follow credible evidence of election interference"
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Thinking about this one today. For all his many faults, a young (fictional, obviously) Charles Foster Kane knew that if he wasn't willing to lose money, his money would be used to control him. Too bad Bezos et al. don't understand this.
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Reskeet with your favorite meme you’ve ever made. (Maybe a political candidate *should* be restricted from shouting fire in a crowded theater?)
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Oh man I almost forgot about this epic Azerbaijani meatballs-stuffed-with-dried-cherries soup (credit: Please to the Table: The Russian Cookbook)
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Is this you??
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
I'd like one, too! I don't seem to be able to DM you, though
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
Bluesky, where even the catfish are overqualified nerds
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
TIL that former Spider from Mars Mick Ronson made Jack and Diane good.
Wikipedia excerpt:

Mick was very instrumental in helping me arrange that song, as I'd thrown it on the junk heap. Ronson came down and played on three or four tracks and worked on the American Fool record for four or five weeks. All of a sudden, for 'Jack & Diane,' Mick said, 'Johnny, you should put baby rattles on there.' I thought, 'What the f*ck does put baby rattles on the record mean?' So he put the percussion on there and then he sang the part 'let it rock, let it roll' as a choir-ish-type thing, which had never occurred to me. And that is the part everybody remembers on the song. It was Ronson's idea.[
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
Definitely gonna be this guy.
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 28/07/2024
I think he mixed up his Brad Pitt characters. Surely he meant this one.
Brad Pitt, as Chad Feldheimer in Burn After Reading, trying to look savvy
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 23/04/2024
The cops:
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana or pearl jam or soundgarden or alice in chains
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Dean Shaffer @deanshaffer.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Four years and nine days ago, the elected leader of our country spent a a panicked hour composing pandemic denial tweets.
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