Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 22mWhy would i love my self thats like the least interesting thing about me 030
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 22mPeople say often that you need to love yourself before you can love someone else but really i think it took me loving an other, and being loved by others for the project of “loving my self” to even appear as a possibility 140
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 7hMasterclass is letting me teach a three unit course because i told them i know a rare variation of the beloved armpit fart 022
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 7hCould the Girl from Harry Potter FOOL Penn and Teller? [14:52] 020
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 7hI think the etsy witches that got Charlie kirk have turned their Attentions unto me 030
Reposted by JordanDr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 10hJordan acts like she is allergic to not having fingers 011
Reposted by Jordanconcerned lawyer @realhypochondriac.bsky.social · 18hdivorce is natural and intuitive 022
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 20hIm sorry im usually much more “trauma informed” you just caught me at a bad time 021
Reposted by JordanSentient ai please DM me @vegananimallover.bsky.social · 22hMen have no culture 041
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026During the day my flock leaves, which can get quite lonely. But theyre always here at night which is nice. Im never wondering where the flock is at night 031
Reposted by Jordandeuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My woes would wad you up into a little ball like white bread playboy 051
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My right arm just turned to stone #partialmedusachallenge 030
Reposted by JordanSentient ai please DM me @vegananimallover.bsky.social · 30/09/2026@fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social 151
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If the bald guy from hot ones ever told me to “be careful around the eyes” i would “last dab” his head into the toilet. Get the fuck out of here with that pussy shit 050
Reposted by JordanDr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026can you serve someone with wedding papers like you can serve them with divorce papers? 031
Reposted by JordanDr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I am young, woke, and five again. He said he could cover that later 021
Reposted by Jordangoldfish, m.a. @cutegoldfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026two men on electric scooters. one confides in the other, "i'm going to get a therapist, because i'm sure there's some unpacked baggage—" they turn the corner. their scooters are too fast 421
Reposted by JordanDr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026and what if? and how common is that? and what would you do? and could that happen? 031
Reposted by JordanDead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Watched “the Chris Hansen Movie” by Robert Patterson. Phoebe Bridges explains what nine inch nails is to a Texas police officer holding an AR-15. It’s Robern Patterson’s gayest role yet. Time will tell if he can top LGBTQ+ icon Chris Hansen 0142
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ordered the so called “Caniac Combo” at my local Raising Canes and the child at the register said “oh is it sumo season already?” Not sure what thats about… 170
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This isnt even a joke im switching platforms to the victorias secret app because i cant deal with Certain users on here 183
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I am downloading the victorias secret app. I am making a victorias secret account. I will live forever 161
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I am twelve years old and i am more woke than anybody wants me to be 031
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We’ve gathered seven of the blondest women in the world to give a beautiful seminar on yoga and things of that nature 141
Reposted by Jordanchloe @chloetown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would feel much safer if my man went to dinner and a movie with a girl I’ve never met than if he attended a “boys night.” 161
Reposted by JordanDr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Community-informed countertransference 031
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Legacy is an impotent male rebellion against death. Legacy is an unmonitored email inbox that never stops receiving reminders of victorias secret clearance sales. 062
Reposted by Jordanpuerilecultleader.bsky.social @puerilecultleader.bsky.social · 28/09/2026modern doctors are the core of the carcereal apparatus because they won't let you poison men anymore 051
Reposted by JordanDr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The intake session, or as I call it:breakthrough city 051
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Spotify has a brand new feature where they show you an ai generated video of their swedish ceo sucking your penis for having super niche and unique taste in music like “slint,” or men i trust 060
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I had a dream that i posted “The only #thinspo i need is in your mirror! #bodypositivity” and received several confused dms from people asking me to clarify what exactly i meant 031
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Does anybody remember red lobster lover joe? He was a real bright spot 120
Reposted by JordanSentient ai please DM me @vegananimallover.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Thinkinf about sociopaths and smiling 011
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I had a dream that ian garry was showing me the muscles on his back and i woke up sticky 020
Reposted by JordanDr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They are trying to get us to leave Olive Garden. Little do they know that mints, to us, are lubricants between courses and not a mark that a meal has concluded. 021
Reposted by Jordangoldfish, m.a. @cutegoldfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026allegedly 5'8", possibly 5'6', or 5'5", most likely 5'3" 022
Reposted by JordanDr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If we’re talking about power…. 021
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Im no Princess with the pea but sometimes when the weight of my head turns on the vibrator under my pillow i do indeed notice that 061
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Source?” A mentally insane transgender woman told me 240
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026By the time i got home i had bitten it off completely and i played with it in my mouth until i had to leave again 141
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When that clock strikes 11 pm i know to start chugging water so that i never have to stop peeing on my bed all night long 030
