Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 1hThe milk of humans k indness. And I’m lactose intolerant 010
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 1hIm watching the band Andrew Janckson Jihad! i uncancelled their name!! 020
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 2hThey are trying to sell erection pills to a working penis 060
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 2hBeing stripped of your rights is sexual. You’ll love it 060
Reposted by Dead IversonSteve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 3hyou have to have a very high IQ to understand rick and morty 0161
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 3hWhat stage of capitalism are we in. We are in the a Fast Moving Head Freaky Straitjacket Guy In The Slipknot Music Video That Is Ripping Off The Film Jacobs Ladders Starring Tim Robbins As The Guy Who Sees The Freaky Heads Shaking Really Fast And He’s Freaking Out About The Slipknot Music Video Guys 030
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 3hThe future is not bright or dark the future is Really Stupid 070
Reposted by Dead IversonUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 4hAw fuck aw shit?! What's even going on over here?!? 37821
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 4hIf you have $65 you should (mathematically speaking) have Around $129 but you actually have a little less than $19 040
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 22hAll that my amazing and Perfect zoomer girlfriend does is somke drug “weed” and immediately fall asleep 040
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 23hI would be having a great time if I was in my Castle of Terrors 030
Reposted by Dead Iversonbemmy from the black lagoon @skeeterpond.bsky.social · 23hthe veil between worlds is thinning 1515023
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They can’t ban or get mad at me for saying that Iran should bomb American cities any more. It’s patriotic to want Iran to bomb America now 020
Reposted by Dead Iversonfuck-my-pissy.bsky.social @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I can see the inside of my eyelids. it isnt just black for me 0201
Reposted by Dead IversonJordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Peeing is NATURAL and INTUITIVE and provided many evolutionary advantages to our early ancestors 073
Reposted by Dead Iversonfuck-my-pissy.bsky.social @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026im eleven years old and vaping has ruined both of my kidneys 2505
Reposted by Dead Iversonswob @swob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don’t like when people prevant me from doing my crap 062
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Making “jokes” is more immoral than identity theft or kidnapping a baby 0122
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I hate how crude i was today. I suggested that brave scientologist women taste like an IKEA refrigerator. it’s not ok 050
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My apartment ceiling just got two inches taller i just saw it happen 060
Reposted by Dead Iversonpenis truck @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026guys i miss my mommy sorry if thats offensive 071
Reposted by Dead IversonHaunter @holybible.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I am the first person to ever drink water 2538
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Artificial intelligence is going to start a throwback Catholics vs Protestants world war 010
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Scientologist pussy tastes like how the unplugged refrigerator in the IKEA showroom smells 020
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’ll take one for the team and get Sam Altman addicted to injecting fent if someone can front me the fent 040
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I found Jimmy face down in a bowl of his own grits and vomit. nobody was paying attention to his problem. he had been left behind 010
Dead Iverson @deadiverson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Jimmy is actually in rehab for his corn habit now 090
