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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

City people need to understand that the humble rural folk are "real Americans" LGBTQ+ kids need to bend over backwards for their bigoted parents Libs/leftists can never abandon their MAGA family Infinite tolerance demanded from only one side. It's always been like this and it's always been a scam

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very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors

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I get what you're both saying. But it's worth emphasizing that the president shouldn't be fantasizing about Iran wiping out two American cities, regardless of how economically valuable those cities are. We don't have to get into the weeds about this at all. It's just a plainly unacceptable statement

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2029 Trump rally, everybody in the audience is half-asleep: They call it (making a triangle shape with his hands) DE-TRUMPIFY. What a hoax. They want to rip my portraits right out the walls. They want to bulldoze my beautiful Ballroom! (gestures towards the East Wing that's still mostly rubble)

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Ant🐜 @deadant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Even if you somehow believe that "de-Trumpification" would be a waste of time, or that we should ~move forward~ after him, just imagine him getting all mad and defensive about it like he does with "affordability". It would be very funny. Surely that's enough of a reason to support the idea

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God these comments are so fucking annoying about it too lmao. "I'm choosing to believe that people were mad at his statement being *too good* because it's easy to dismiss the imaginary weirdos I make up in my head"

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Ant🐜 @deadant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The way the media boosts this guy - who has as good a chance of being president as I do (and I'm not 35) - completely delegitimizes them. The people running these stories are the ones insisting that Bluesky is a bubble and that Twitter is a necessary town square

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Simon Owens @simonowens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Honestly don’t know how we continue functioning as a society with such a small number of people vacuuming up this much wealth. Basically the equivalent of the US defense budget was rerouted to 500 people in just the last nine months.

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Ant🐜 @deadant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

All the tech leaders are evil shitheads but Altman is uniquely loathsome. He appeared out of nowhere three years ago, hasn't made a single net-positive contribution to our lives, and constantly vomits out these supervillain monologues. The world would be a markedly better place without him in it

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2:
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4:
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6:
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy.
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026

The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."

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Ant🐜 @deadant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Imagine actually using Muse lmao. Imagine *volunteering* to give Meta's stupid Lafufu access to your bank accounts and personal emails and shit. There's like a 90% chance that it liquidates some random fool's life savings by the end of the year! Sad!

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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026

smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak

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Real Phil Braun @philbraun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fuck them! Doodle dots are Americas choice for endearing 3d characters and (mostly) autonomous

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Somebody call New Amato to take care of these troublesome dots

New Amato pushing Baxter the dot (On Cinema's 13 Oscar Special)

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I just realized that these OpenAI "dots" aren't actually dots either, and in fact the one in the third picture kind of looks like a cloud lmfao

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Hi! This is Meta, the data thieves with the 2nd-most obnoxious tech CEO. We launched an AI assistant! That can access your apps and personal info! It can summarize your emails, and it can dox you without you even realizing. But look, the mascot is a bootleg Labubu! You braindead idiots love Labubu!!

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This rocks but I'm in awe of the Homer bush casket. I sincerely think it's a perfect joke

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

(Gregg Turkington voice) Hey guys! It's Boba Tiiime!

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I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

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(Very weird comment for them to block me over!)

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You're being flippant about a person you know nothing about, aside from using Waymo to avoid predatory drivers. There are "doom loopers" who are pussies about cities. There are also people who experienced shit in an Uber and feel unsafe in them. Maybe don't judge people based on total assumptions?

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I get the concern of Waymo hurting Uber/Lyft drivers (especially b/c so many people have been pushed to gig work) But you are being rude and dismissive about a legitimate issue. Did you consider that the Waymo-using female friend could've had a bad experience with a predatory driver?

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*A female friend uses Waymo to avoid predatory drivers YOU: I've never experienced that, people who think like that are anti-social or afraid of their own shadow *Many people *have* experienced that YOU: You can be raped anywhere! You fear human beings too much!

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Always Sunny did that last season lol

The Always Sunny gang (minus Dee) marveling at Frank's epic new Cybertruck

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Somebody at Meta sincerely believes that people only hate smart glasses because they are *glasses*. I bet they were super stoked to pitch their epic smart necklace idea. Zuck probably paid him a big bonus for it

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My apologies, I thought you were trying to unknowingly record me with those Meta glasses on your face. But you're actually trying to unknowingly record me with that freaking sweet Meta Muse Charm™️ on your neck

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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

-and then none of those Republicans would actually vote for him lmao

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i think about this post all the time. you might too

Snooby
@DoBiddley1
I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.

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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.

Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites

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