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Collin Brown

@deacon-blooz.bsky.social
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The Mr. Hotstepper himself

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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Hacking the People Magazine news account to send out BREAKING: James Van Der Beek Alive Again
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me
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William Easley @williameasley.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
All these guys lost their best friend Jeff and then had to spend time in the house with their kids during covid. Drove them all crazy
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Kids love Breakfast For dinner, a perversion of the natural order of foods.
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
From: jepstein@gmail To:bubba@gmail Subject: Check this album out Found this on /mu/ today. It’s called In The Aeroplane Over The Sea. Let me know what you think :)
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Guess this time the college destroyed him 😏
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Made cheese. What do I do with it now
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
as a consequence of this effort, the very people who made their careers on printing the opinions of professional bigots now believe that BLM did not both result from and cause a change in public opinion.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
there was a concerted elite effort over the past five years to make America as bigoted as possible, conducted so openly that Chris Rufo was simultaneously tweeting "i am going to be lying about this subject" and being quoted on the precise subject he declared that he was lying about in the NYT
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
right-wing ppl who work normal jobs are complete freaks. there’s no way around it. you make $15 an hour and the thing that motivates you is your boss not having enough money? you’re cooked buddy
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
Me and Anubis are laughing at how heavy your heart is, man. He’s doing bits. Like acting like he can’t even lift it with both hands haha. Acting like he’s doing bicep curls with it. I’m like, damn, Anubis is in his bag
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Sending a picture of a gun in response to a Friday afternoon meeting invite
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I am a 30 or 40 year Old man and this still whips
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Oh yeah? Well could an AI do this? *turns off camera and scrolls during the call*
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Dems response to Elon dismantling our gov
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Took over and have dismantled the gov and Dems can’t even call for a strike???
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Gotta pretend it’s shocking that a white South African could be racist
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Putting Benadryl out for the neighborhood stray cats so they can see the cat in the hat man
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Next year is gonna be my year!
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Lawyer advised I talk with the police. Said “they’ll hate you. It will be great.”
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Alright punk, ur lucky Santa Clause just reminded us that we’re all God’s children
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Named my fantasy team The Pump Fake-tinis this year and now I look like a fool. RIP VPR
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Got literally zero slack interactions on the work TV channel regarding VPRs new cast next season
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
At 18 months I have lost bathroom privacy but gained a bathroom shoe and bathroom giraffe
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Watched the first two Harry Potter movies. Figure how fun and charming they were compared to the final films/books.
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I think I followed too many starter packs and now my feed is serious and gloomy instead of impish and whimsical
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Green hell is fun because you’re constantly dying and fighting to survive and at the same time the objective will be like “Make some Ayuhuasca and trip out for a bit.”
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Reading Dr. Seuss’ Hop on Pop and becoming Red pilled
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lex @lexistenti.al · 23/11/2024
nothing really is going to top the 2000 election. the post-9/11 reaction completely fundamentally restructured global politics
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Mavs 73 at the half 👀👀👀
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
The human spirit is endom- imdona-…The human spirit goes hard as fuck.
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Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
“I was today years old. I still am, but I also was.” - Mitch Herbert if he was an obnoxious millennial.
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Have to put down my dog today for being too horny
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Soup time
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Sitting in the cave watching the shadow play. It’s so good. I never want to leave
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
There’s just no need for a little dogs legs to be this long
A dog with too long arms
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Getting mugged by a clown and he’s taking five minutes pulling this out of the holster
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I met Alex Jones when he was harassing us high schoolers at Texas Boys State in 2009. 15 years of being forced to learn about him against my will
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Below 70° here in Dallas. Time to put on a jacket and heat up some chili to get through this cold snap
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
hoping to be the biggest crypto grifter on this site! I know it will take hard work and dedication, but I’m willing to put in the time for your money. Bluesky do your thing! #crypto #scamming
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Wait that Hoarse whisperer guy is here? I thought we beat him. Is this hell?
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Going through older photos of my daughter and saw this painful reminder. What has happened to my boys
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Ladd McConkey is not a football players name. That’s a bumbling detective name
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Kicked out of the revolutionary reenactment for loading muskets too sexually
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Oops all crunch berries for the Captain. Oops all hard tack for the sailors
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Collin Brown @deacon-blooz.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
After they built the first island Elmo they said Damn I’ve GOTTA have another!
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