Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 19/12/2024It should be illegal to break the law. So sick of this. 000 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Knowledge is knowing Frankenstein isn’t the monster. Wisdom is knowing that The Rizzler isn’t related to the Costco guys and is just some kid they know. 000 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Just affirmed my wife’s gender by making sure she does more work around the house than me while also making less money and having a harder job 000 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I’m back on my bullshit doing sacred geometry and staring at black light posters again. 100 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 13/12/2024“You win the internet today, good sir! Take my upvote, and my axe!” I say before I detonate the 80 lbs of C4 I have strapped to my body in the middle of the Reddit meetup. 010 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Armie Hammer should have been in Glad He Ate Her Too 000 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 10/12/2024“I yield my time.” Confused waiter: “so you’ll have the chicken and Brussels sprouts?” Me, more indignantly, “I said I yield my time.” 000 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 10/12/2024“What is math, but poetry with numbers?” - guy with a pony tail and awful teeth. 000 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 08/12/2024BREAKING: Syrians depose Assad after he loses all of nation’s money in Hawk Tuah coin. 020 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 07/12/2024People who use double-ended dildos are just trying to make ends meet. 010 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 07/12/2024What if we made fentanyl legal but only for illegal immigrants 100 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I wish my dad had Spotify wrapped his dick and never conceived me 100 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Hunter Biden right now: youtu.be/PXzuDXZwZtI?...youtu.beIncubus - Pardon MeYouTube video by IncubusVEVO 010 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 03/12/2024First we have Black Friday. Then we had Cyber Monday. …I guess that makes today “Time to Check Your Bank Account” Tuesday 🤪🥴😏😎 100 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I wish Biden would have pardoned my French. 000 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I saw mommy daggering Jamaican Santa Claus. 000 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Jamaican Santa making his bomboclat or nice list. 000 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Please don’t call me “white” anymore, you may now refer to me as cauxasion. 000 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 30/11/2024*me: getting into the wrong four door, mid-sized, Ford SUV that I called for my Uber* Driver: “This is not the Flex you think it is” 000 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 29/11/2024“I have no mouth, and I must scream. Who am I?” 000 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Thankful for dank atheist memes to show my parents and cousins today 020 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Why did they call it Moana 2 and not “Mo’ Moana”? 000 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Decided to cut out the middle man and have sex with my wife myself. 100 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 27/11/2024The Holocaust wouldn’t have happened if Hitler sat his white ass down and LISTENED. 000 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Kinda weird to think that Australian people have to constantly remind themselves to do that accent when they talk. 000 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Being the only conservative at my hyper-liberal family’s Thanksgiving this year will be a trial only god can prepare me for. 000 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I think the Boeing whistleblower should get a job as a referee. Those are some of the biggest whistleblowers and I think he’d fit right in because he’s so good at whistleblowing. 000 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 22/11/2024They wouldn’t be able to cremate my body because I bench 315. 010 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 22/11/2024“Hey Napolean! What part of a boner are you?!” - a common 1800’s taunt. 000 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 22/11/2024“I was today years old. I still am, but I also was.” - Mitch Herbert if he was an obnoxious millennial. 051 0
Timothy Bethel @pendejo-cave.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I heard they did a Haka in the New Zealand parliament. I hope they didn’t forget to tuah, too. 120 0
