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Dead Cat Dad

@dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
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Vaguely humanoid earth moving equipment. Fuzz doula.

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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 4h
Honey, Roko didn't pick up after his basilisk again. One of these days I'm gonna shit on his lawn, see how he likes it.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 8h
"Why is my grade AB+?"
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 10h
It's not being nosey if they're yelling their business in public while on speakerphone.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 10h
"Will you take half of what you asked?"
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gone to the great slop bucket in the sky.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"That Zac sure is a nice young man bringing sea shells to his family"
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's pretty relatable I gotta say, I've certainly asked questions I didn't enjoy the answers to.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Frodo and merry or pippin, one of those guys, motion blurred running in the mines of moria
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My dear Swedish mother worries when a bad storm several states away makes the news.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Spoiler alert: this Isildur fella could've saved everyone a whole lot of trouble smh
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Time for the annual Lord of the Rings extended edition rewatch. See ya in a couple of days.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sticker game at this place is on point
Sticker of a person pointing to an empty shelf: "This is where I keep all the good KISS records"A cartoon drawing of a person wearing a strap on.
Caption: Stay Strapped
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We should all be so lucky to find a couch cushion gap that fits us perfectly.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nice
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Swagged out local man talks ear off small business owners.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe this fucker can't and shouldn't be rehabilitated.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"A couple of shots of malört, what's the worst that could happen?"
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Creature with the Atom Brain is a perfect example of doing something - faux 50s sci fi dialog with voice modulator and sound effects - that would be terrible and cheesy done by anyone else but is super cool because you are you. youtu.be/ZiMEWqPhHY0
youtu.be
Creature with the Atom Brain
YouTube video by Roky Erickson - Topic
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
However much you hate the butter goblin it's not enough.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is he implying that we're wasting our computational potential by... living? I dunno, I've had him and mentions of him blocked forever because he seems to act as a madness rune for too many people and it always turns unpleasant. Maybe this is just how he writes.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it true that they even wear the band's ears? That's a little much I think.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I knew he was one of the golden girls!
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Jose @josendhelp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have you seen Werner Herzog watching and discussing skate clips? www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQLI...
youtube.com
Discussing Skateboarding with Filmmaker Werner Herzog
YouTube video by jenkemmag
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wait, apple fully discontinued the mac pro? LMAO, all those PCI based Pro Tools HD rigs are gonna bitrot even more now. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mac_Pro
en.wikipedia.org
Mac Pro - Wikipedia
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Beautifully written, I hope you get to try it one day.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I should follow through on my business idea from 20 years ago and start a heavy machinery playground. Just drag out an old wreck and have bachelorette parties go to town with the jaws of life. Charge too much for drinks. We'd be printing money!
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The rescue truck variant is the sleeper hit, just filled to the brim with the coolest equipment.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can concur
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Big Trouble In Little China (1986) @bigtrouble1986.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You sound a little nervous, pal.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's a gish gallop performed while pushing your glasses back up.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why does it sound like it enables an off screen tormentor pulling icons on a string?
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The whole setup screams crop top to me.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looks fast!
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guy needs 100ccs of grass touching, stat.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck it, I'm gonna start yucking your yums. You know what you did.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's been a rift between artists and the people listening to their music with playlists, there are people who are into playlists without knowing who they're listening to. This is just cutting the artist out of your chill beats to study to.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The idea of building a record collection out of whole cloth sounds... not fun? What's the point if you didn't have a phase listening to something that comes off as dogshit a couple of decades later?
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Special interest triggered, that looks like a duo-fast (now paslode) pneumatic framing nailer. Chances are it's still running, unlike the millennial dad special 40 years from now.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh wow 🤞🤞
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But to be fair I don't try to remember it very often.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't remember any musical numbers in the remake either
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Relax and rock out on Insane mode like a normal person.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Listen to yourself.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"But look it can pretend to be any amp that you want"
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'll bring a line 6 spider to a show before I bring a modeler. Come on, be for real.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm curious about the dress code implications for these, I'm assuming they won't do for black tie, but business casual should be ok, right?
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The only way to lose is to not play, and I think that goes for both bears and bear enthusiasts.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's fair. And I didn't even notice the non-cabbage people in the background. Unsettling.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But, but, the cabbage patch adults are contemporaries of the cabbage patch kids from the toys, those are a late 70s early 80s thing, right? Nostalgia slop is sinister at the best of times, but when you add ostensible time travel it's just too much.
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Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1982 garbage cans were places of honor and I have the stacks of 7" records to prove it.
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