Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026After listening to Miles Davis, I actually came away more impressed with the notes he DID play 040
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 10/06/2026@bowulf.bsky.social did you know that Chris Kuper, like mighty Joe Walker, was an Ed Block Courage Award winner? 140
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 28/05/2026@augetoffmygold.bsky.social Brandy You’re A Fine Girl on this week’s Widow’s Bay 140
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 26/04/2026@kenjennings.bsky.social nice Make Some Noise reference in yesterday’s game 000
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 25/03/2026What accidentally sitting on my balls and shutting down production on my sitcom for a couple of days taught me about B2B sales 1111
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 09/02/2026@bowulf.bsky.social Matthew Mcconaughey ripping you off!! 001
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 29/01/2026News about Dan McQuade is gutting. What a legend 0110
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 17/12/2025@bowulf.bsky.social as a Jewish man with a K last name who recently had a child, a K first name was an immediate and firm NO 120
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Going on my second stint of parental leave in a couple of weeks. What should I watch while keeping this strapping lad alive and happy? 490
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 29/10/2025@bowulf.bsky.social I can think of one NFL player who may be interested, hon hon hon! variety.com/2025/tv/glob...variety.com‘The White Lotus’ to Shoot Season 4 in Paris and the French Riviera at Five-Star Hotels (EXCLUSIVE)Mike White's hit anthology series has been actively scouting swank locations in two iconic locations, Paris and the French Riviera, for Season 4. 030
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 04/10/2025@bowulf.bsky.social my six week old son just asked if I could invite you over to watch the big game this weekend 170
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 21/08/2025@bowulf.bsky.social happy Kevin Patullo article anniversary day 110
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Welcomed baby kow (killakalf?) this weekend 6300
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 24/04/2025When I take a vow of celibacy this summer 316411
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Posting on blue sky to let friends and fiends alike know that my wife and I have explored the intersection of sports and pop culture and will for the first time become parents later this summer 8561
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 06/07/2023You heard of Kris Kristofferson? Well I am Piss Pissedofferson 190
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 05/07/2023Bluesky exclusive take: Really hate the “Sixers make me want to kill myself” genre of posts! 000
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 04/07/2023Telling forbidden truths on Bluesky. Trent Reznor’s name spelled backwards is Ron Zertnert 270
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 03/07/2023Does anyone have a Bluesky invite for my beautiful wife? 110
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 02/07/2023Started Octopath Traveler 2 and this guy Osvald said “I’ve been in prison for 5 years and have almost perfected my escape plan. I’m only missing three things. The first is an escape route” 120
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 02/07/2023She knocked down a box to get up there. Really good 020
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 01/07/2023Hate that Twitter is unusable right after I signed a 4 year, 28 million dollar deal with the Philadelphia 76ers to become the worst professional basketball player who ever existed 3293
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 01/07/2023Bluesky exclusive: there is a neighborhood cat at my new house who doesn’t belong to anyone, is a girl, and does not have a name. What should we call her? 220
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 01/07/2023One time, the guy who played Mr. Belvedere accidentally sat on his balls on set and they had to stop filming for a couple of days 2146
Bris Bristofferson @killakow.bsky.social · 01/07/2023“Who says no to this?” Bill Simmons says as he begins to caress Rembert Browne’s thigh 280
