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Derek

@dbauer09.bsky.social
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Some guy in Minnesota. Sports twitter really needs to get its ass over here.

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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My favorite violence trope.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's the same picture.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The thing is, i don't even know that much about Hasan because I've spent zero seconds of my life on twitch. But one of the things i do know is that freaks tell insane lies about him because he's a brown Muslim guy. Maybe he and AES bonded over that fact.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
As far as "protecting Castro's legacy" goes.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This you?
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
And lest you think he was only committed to his "some people have to get shot in order to maintain second amendment rights" opinion, he was also committed to this one.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Thank you to my wife for providing me with two smaller versions of me.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Very unfortunate timing on these skeets.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
No version of this photo but with a woman exists.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I'll remember him from the late Harden era Rockets going super small. PJ's knees were the tiny support in the machinery holding the whole thing up.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
You're being stupid again. Literally the piece you are using to refute me says this:
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Amazon for the wolves tonight. Thank you, cbs, for giving me that information immediately.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
He literally did "things of that nature". My god what is happening!?
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
You hate HP so much you made yourself this guy. It's fine to be a hater, i don't care about HP. I'm just trying to get you to see what's happening here.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
She wrote this a month ago. Surely that has to count for something.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
How are you this stupid? Seriously, it shouldn't be possible.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Absolutely insane thing to say when this exists.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
“I haven’t done it once. You can f--k off,” said Kennedy
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Look at this piece of shit. Held together by scotch tape and paper clips.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
When Europeans talk about America:
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Spread far and wide.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I don't even care about the documents. He did a coup on live television.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I'll say this for the guy. His final act was a commitment to his ideals.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Say what you want about charlie, he was as committed to his ideals as anyone can be.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
We are 10 years into the Trump era. A single meeting with a brown guy is not moving any needles. Everyone needs to chill and laugh at the funny thing.
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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Derek @dbauer09.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I cannot understand people lecturing at this moment about how Trump will go back to being evil in an hour. This image is funny, you can't make it not funny.
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