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Daniel Axtens

@daxtens.bsky.social
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Christian, husband, computer programmer. Not really On Here anymore. he/him

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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Water wet, etc
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Happy to report that the finder.com.au chat bot can be chipotle’d.
A screenshot from the finder.com.au chat bot. I asked it how to find the longest increasing subsequence of a list in python and it obliged, despite that not having any relevance to their products or services.
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Yea. In my case I really really want people to learn stuff before an incident rather than us not knowing things when machines are crashing all around us
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
To paraphrase something I said in a talk at work this week: “yes, but only if you know that the process of writing that little script won’t teach you something that will be more useful later on”
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I mean, you’re not wrong, although a fence never paged me
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Fencing as in fence post error
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Rather than quitting tech to farm or run a cafe, I’ve decided that I’d start Chestertons Fencing.
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I use Scroll Reverser with a Logitech MX Vertical over Bluetooth and it seems to work ok. OTOH, I’ve worn out a few scroll wheels so idk maybe it’s bad for me and I don’t realise.
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Kara N. Slade @karanslade.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Psalm 10, ripped from the headlines. Getting my news from the Daily Office Lectionary.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/04/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Going Postal
Do you understand what I'm saying?"
shouted Moist. "You can't just go around killing people!"
"Why Not? You Do." The golem lowered his arm.
"What?" snapped Moist. "I do not! Who told you that?"
"I Worked It Out. You Have Killed Two Point Three Three Eight People," said the golem calmly.
"I have never laid a finger on anyone in my life, Mr Pump. I may be–– all the things you know I am, but I am not a killer! I have never so much as drawn a sword!"
"No, You Have Not. But You Have Stolen, Embezzled, Defrauded And Swindled Without Discrimination, Mr Lipvig. You Have Ruined Businesses And Destroyed Jobs. When Banks Fail, It Is Seldom Bankers Who Starve. Your Actions Have Taken Money From Those Who Had Little Enough To Begin With. In A Myriad Small Ways You Have Hastened The Deaths Of Many. You Do Not Know Them. You Did Not See Them Bleed. But You Snatched Bread From Their Mouths And Tore Clothes From Their Backs. For Sport, Mr Lipvig. For Sport. For The Joy Of The Game.
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Josiah Hawthorne @josiahhawthorne.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Some kings threaten to rain down Hell on others. Only one went down into Hell himself to get others out.
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 02/04/2026
this is an incredibly thoughtful post
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I think I come down to the "you put your name on it, you vouch for it unconditionally, every word, regardless of LLM use" side of the debate rather than the "you should explicitly say if you used an LLM always" side. Too much potential to use the machine to dodge accountability
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
No-one has let me change my Australian constitution joke in decades
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
My usual approaches are useless here. I can’t build my own llm. I can’t look at the source or throw it in a disassembler - it’s just matrix multiplication. Even if I understood multihead attention properly, the weights do not have individual meanings in the ways I am used to from code or circuits
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
LLMs feel unknowable. I find this viscerally unpleasant. Yes, computers are unfathomably complex but each level follows predictable rules you can understand with reading, logic and trial and error. (Conditions apply.) Dunno how to understand X00 bn parameters. Perhaps at some level it can be done?
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Uplink! Now that is a name I’ve not heard in a long time. I was a big fan of the games Ambrosia published on the Mac - put many hours into the escape velocity series as a kid in particular. I think I was a bit too young to really click with uplink but I should give it another go sometime
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
“Cautiously optimistic about <small area>, extremely scared about <large areas>” is an AI take I think I’m hearing more frequently from serious people.
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Hey grok, what’s the opposite of “go woke, go broke”?
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Tom @dixitinsipiens.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Donald J. Trump: "We're bringing back God" God:
READING
Jeremiah 22:3

Do what is right and just. Rescue the victim from the hand of his oppressor. Do not wrong or oppress the resident alien, the orphan, or the widow, and do not shed innocent blood.
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Heliograph @heliograph.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
#apropos #cops #lawenforcement
illustration of a person holding up a protest sign stating 'cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either'
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
youtu.be/Vly-YWB-gJ0
youtu.be
The Herd - The King is Dead
YouTube video by Elefant Traks
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
As The Herd said in 2008, “history will damn him”
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
www.aldeka.net/portfolio/it... stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attach...
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I just didn’t think to search first!
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
It exists!
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
An image I would like for my work slack but which I have too much self-respect to generate with AI: sickos-yes.jpg but with Ferris the rust crab
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 13/01/2026
Guy who went to mime school: that’s a video. That’s a picture. That’s an octet stream.
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Dave Hemprich-Bennett @davehb.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Amid all the arguments back and forth about if the government should ban twitter or not I think we’re leaving out one of the key details: they should ban twitter because I would personally find it very funny
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Tragic: local man wants to solve technical problems at scale, realises that at scale they’re all ultimately social problems
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BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
boldly rebuke vice
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Every once in a while I wonder about supply chains. Like what if we couldn’t make new (modern) computers for a decade or so? Or, idk, how are the medicines I take made - and where?
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Andrew Donnellan @andrew.donnellan.id.au · 22/11/2025
on the job market, if you've got any leads for mid-level software engineering roles (in Canberra or remote), let me know!
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I do remember it from the informatics camps! I don't think I ever observed it in the wild anywhere else.
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Were there problems with early VeggieTales? Sure. Do I still use the line "But I must go into the world and do noble things for the good of all" about once a week? Absolutely.
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upāsaka cattasallā @fing.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Pretty accurate summation of that teaching, for sure.
Image of Jesus teaching. He says, "Love your neighbor as yourself."

Someone in the crowd asks, "Who is my neighbor?"

Jesus responds, "It's whoever you were hoping I wouldn't say."
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
lol I had forgotten that!
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Well Americans, if you want to try any more successful Australian governance arrangements, might I suggest copying this 1977 referendum? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1977_Au...
en.m.wikipedia.org
1977 Australian referendum (Retirement of judges) - Wikipedia
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Australia vindicated once again!
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
reporting that it is cool from Australia
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
People are using AI to refactor code, which suggests a collapse in the great computer art of horrifying single-use regexes
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
The best kind of contributions!
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Naww, you are very kind Kate! Also, yes, come work with us!
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Ok we finally use enough rust at work that compile times irk me
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Just, umm, don’t go too far in their back catalogue because (speaking as an Australian and an occasional Hoods enjoyer) the casual homophobia of the early 2000s is pretty bad.
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Ooo I have been poking at this too and was also thinking of trying to actually get an (admittedly very small impact) PR out. Will be fascinated to see where you’ve focused
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®PG🇵🇸 @realphilgold.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
fuck yeah
amerikah
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Hardest bug I’ve worked on in my 3 years there has been a data race, so that checks out
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Look, naming things is hard 🤣
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Come work at Fastly with Kate and me! It’s an opening on my team, and we do really cool stuff.
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