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Daniel Axtens

@daxtens.bsky.social
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Christian, husband, computer programmer. Not really On Here anymore. he/him

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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Happy to report that the finder.com.au chat bot can be chipotle’d.
A screenshot from the finder.com.au chat bot. I asked it how to find the longest increasing subsequence of a list in python and it obliged, despite that not having any relevance to their products or services.
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
www.aldeka.net/portfolio/it... stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attach...
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I didn’t realise Musk et al were also taking inspiration from The Mountain Goats
A screenshot from the lyrics of Up the Wolves by The Mountain Goats:

I’m going to bribe the officials
I’m going to kill all the judges 
It’s gonna take you people
Years to recover 
From all of the damage
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
One of the perks of putting together a church newsletter is that on a day like today I get reminded that the Prayer Book for Australia _also_ goes hard:
Righteous God,
you challenge the powers that rule this world
and you show favour to the oppressed:
instil in us a true sense of justice,
that we may discern the signs of your kingdom
and strive for right to prevail;
for the sake of Jesus Christ our Lord,
who lives and reigns with you in the unity of the Holy Spirit,
one God, for ever and ever. Amen.
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Apple Maps remains as yet undefeated
Apple Maps showing a body of water entitled Gulf of Mexico
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
rip van winkle sleep state.
Page from the Power ISA 2.06 explaining the rip van winkle (rvwinkle) sleep instruction.
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
yes ATO, what I really wanted from my notice of assessment from FY 21-22 was to be told No, We Deleted It.
Unformatted XML / GraphQL output from the Australian Taxation Office saying that the document I was looking for was "destroyed under Records Disposal Authority."
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Daniel Axtens @daxtens.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
IT folks of bluesky, enjoy this meme I made for the bad place
Trade offer meme: Storage Virtualisation. I receive: many cycles on every I/O op. You receive: "storage flexibility"
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