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Aunt Chalupa

@auntchalupa.bsky.social
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Hockey ⚡️ | #1 🐮💩 fan | 🏈🐬 | Iced Coffees | Geriatric Millennial | Pop Culture Nerd | Bad Opinions | 🇲🇽 | Tampa 📍

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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 3h
My cousin’s dog was not doing well for the last few weeks. My aunt was at the vet with her multiple times a week. They finally had to put her down yesterday. She had to FaceTime him in Jordan to say goodbye. He was supposed to be home already but of course got his deployment extended. This sucks.
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Hockey Out of Context Loves Canada @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 16h
If Brady knew how to read, he would be so mad.
"Brady Tkachuk"
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 16h
You’ve heard of doubling down, even tripling down, dude is quadrupling down. It was supposed to be his big day and he basically fell face first into a pile of cow shit and is still crying about it. “Everyone saw me embarrass myself 😭”
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 17h
Watching everyone get into TD Garden and remembering how shit packed those seats are. God that Mike’s Pastry at the back of the hub is so clutch for a lobster tail when you don’t want to stand in line at the North End main location.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 18h
I will never get over a post I saw in the offseason when someone realized Brandon Bussi worked at a chipotle, in Massachusetts, during Covid. “My man survived the gulags. He’s already seen hell. He cannot be fazed.”
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m going to fucking kill myself. I cannot believe I have to reply to this thing as part of the course.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And just like that our houseguest is finally on his way. I can’t believe it took this long for his insurance to payout and for the company to refund his security deposit and partial rent. What an absolute nightmare. No wonder so many of the residents are suing the apartment complex.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
530 pieces of candy 100 fruit gummie packs 100 Rice Krispie treats 66 bags of pretzels 40 packs of Oreos Slime, slap bracelets, bubbles Halloween being on a Saturday this year has us preparing early!
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s just preseason, but it’s always great to watch “the kids” get a win and some confidence. #GoBolts
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My hubs got his wisdom teeth out and I can hear him back there asking where I am. “Yeah that’s my wife. She’s gotta take me home!” He’s so high. 😂
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“How’s this week going?” *what I sent my manager*
[sighs] I never wanted this fucking job.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Someone please go to Publix and tell me if this is real. I should be REALLY mad, but I can’t stop laughing. At least they used the purple Fabuloso. 🫠
A publix add for Hispanic heritage month with a bunch of cleaning products focused on fabuloso. Just a tiny hint of racism.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We should get to see him “natural” once he’s departed. No fake teeth, fake hair, fake tint. One last “y’all voted for this clown?”
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Girl, I was gonna say go live your best horny life bc we all genuinely don’t care what happens between consenting adults, just stop being an asshole. But fucking Matt Gaetz is over the line. She truly is swamp trash.
static.klipy.com
Right to Jail, Right Away
Alt: Right to Jail, Right Away
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Jared @jarebear81787.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cried all offseason for a contract just to get outplayed by Deshaun Watson Smh
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That top line so far is very fun #GoBolts
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Goddamnit Bucs. I’m getting kicked out of survivor in week 2!?
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If the Bucs knock me out of survivor, at least 8 of us are getting knocked out together.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🎃🦇
Purple pumpkin with bats all over it
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Working on some pumpkins today 🎃
Pumpkin cutouts. One is purple and one is green. The green pumpkin is now a Frankenstein face
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m existing on caffeine and spite this week
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every fucking time
Selena - “latinos”
Yolanda Salazar (the bitch that murdered her” - “Latinos for trump”
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
George Fouracres on Ted Lasso!? Get that check baby.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Go fill up now while you still can. Gonna keep trying to stretch my PHEV tank another month or 2. Even after my last top off I haven’t paid over $4/gallon this year.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Had such a chaotic day at work. Flat out told my manager “maybe the fields weren’t as bad as I remember.” Finally sitting down after finishing up class and chores, realize I’ve had a sock on inside out all day. I’m going to lay down in bed and rot.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I see Ed Sheeran is getting the full fuck you from all the Irish acts he had on his tour
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My mom may have to go to court to testify about a canvasser that was signing marijuana petitions in place of the real people. So you know, FRAUD. They won’t change anything to accommodate the election and she’s pissed. Basically praying this guy takes a deal. Sounds like 3 years was on the table…
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m willing to believe in hell just so I know Ron DeSantis winds up there
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Norcross @floridanorcross.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
that was a lot of energy for a sour cream commercial
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The dolphins were bad enough my uncle called me to bitch. Everyone at his house for week 1 wasn’t enough. He needed to spread his anger outside the county limits.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I have once again joined an NFL survivor group at work. Last year I got taken out by the Bills losing a shocking game. This year I’m just picking the opponent of the Jets or Browns. We’ll see how far I get. We’re all just trying to beat the director for bragging rights.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don’t ever remember getting one of these before. But they were out canvassing today and left a bag full of flyers. Truly the only one I care about is the voting guide. Thanks @pascodemsparty.bsky.social ! More voting guides everywhere possible! Not everyone researches their ballot like me.
Pasco County
Democratic Party
Voter Guide
General Election: Tuesday, November 3
Federal Office
United States Senator
Angie Nixon
angienixon.com
Representative in Congress
District 12
Kimberly Overman
kimberlyoverman.com
Representative in Congress
Leela Gray
leelagray.com
Representative in Congress
District 15
Robert People
peopleforcongress.com
State Executive Office
Governor & Lieutenant Governor
David Jolly & Gwen Graham
davidjolly.com
Attorney General
Jose Javier Rodriguez
jir.vote
Chief Financial Officer
Annette Taddeo
annettetaddeo.com
Commissioner of Agriculture
Joey Mendoza Atkins
joeyforflorida.com
State Legislature
State Senator District 21
Jordan Hensley
votehensley.com
State Representative District 53
Tony Claude
claudeforhd53.squarespace.com
State Representative District 55
Zach Funkhouser funkhouser55.org
State Representative District 56
Jose Freites
freitesforstatehouse56.com
Pasco County
County Commissioner District 2
Stephanie Vazquez
stephanievazquez.com
School Board District 1
Kimberly D. Coward
kimberlycoward.com
Ballot Measures
Amendment 1: Budget Stabilization Fund VOTE - TBD
Amendment 2: Exemption of Tangible Personal Property on Agricultural Land
VOTE - TBD
Amendment 3: Increased Homestead Exemption; Lower Cap on Increases in Non-
Homestead Property Assessments
County Referendum: "Penny for Pasco" Sales Tax Renewal
VOTE - YES
Paid for by the Posce County Demecrati ixecutive Committer
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The twin bro of someone that works with my hubs just got busted using flock cameras to stalk an ex girlfriend. Of course he’s a cop. Their work group chat has been popping off all night. 💀 “Man he really looks like so and so.” “It’s literally his twin you moron.” May be my favorite exchange so far
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think lightning just caused a house fire in our neighborhood. Good gawd what is going on lately!? 😭
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I just wanted a tea, but it feels odd to have this on the front of the drive thru convenience store when they barely change the signage. How damn bad is the fentanyl out here!?
Country Cooler drive thru convenience store with a narcan poster on the front
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
She only agreed to help and let me use her house for crafting if we could do a Miami Dolphin themed pumpkin, she didn’t see I already had a bottle of aqua in my bag when I showed up. 🐬🏈
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Took my mom’s old campaign signs and I’m making stackable pumpkin decorations for Halloween. First coat on the candy corn stack.
Yellow, orange, and white pumpkins stacked on top of one another. They resemble a large candy corn.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is also very random but I drove by my childhood home today. And in the front is a (now) giant tree. The owner of this dairy planted that tree in the front yard for us. He was a family friend. He went out hunting and dug up some saplings to replant, it’s the only one that survived. 🌳
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How I have to get my fix living amongst so many naner puddin haters. Good lord this ice cream hits every time.
SUTTON MILK
OKEECHOBEE, FLORIDA
Banana Puddin
Contains: Wheat, Egg & soy
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I forgot I picked rodeo weekend to visit home. Yeehaw. 🤠 🐴
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Having to adjust the rate on a Ramaswamy spot to comply with lowest unit rate. Was on a call when the case came in. Read it and realized I said “EW!” Out loud. At least it was a coworker on the same wavelength that also said “EW!”
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you’re really pissed off about them trying to rat fuck elections, be a poll worker. Sign up and get paid. It’s a long day, but competent people really help the process go so much smoother. Start out small and also get paid to attend training. You’ll learn a lot and maybe do it again. Learn
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My mom is the designated “mail ballot retriever” for their county. She’s always at the post office during the voting window. I’m going to visit her this weekend and I already know vote by mail is going to be the majority of what we talk about. She’s going to desperately need a bitch session.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/09/2026
“After several difficult seasons, we wanted to give Jets fans a shade of green that lets them proudly show their support.” — Hymie Elhai, team president
theonion.com
Jets Hope To Sell More Merchandise With New ‘Philadelphia Eagles’–Themed Jerseys
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Hoping that imagery strongly associated with success and winning will reignite fan enthusiasm, the New York Jets unveiled a line of “Philadelphia Eagles”–themed alternate jerseys T...
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Beer league opposition brought 2 ringers and lost 7-6. So nasty at the end with a dust up that was damn near a fight and then the same shit heads laid a bad body check with seconds left. Our buddy got the GWG just before that. Oh well, fuck ‘em. It’s literally beer league, simmer down jerks.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today Work 630-530p Class 530p-645p Bud’s Beer League Game 715-? Ready to get dinner. What a long day. My Tuesdays SUCK right now with 12 hours of work/school.
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Omg it’s me! Someone was down in Key West and brought us back an entire bag full in the cutest tote bag. 💙☕️
A tote bag that reads 

I like
Baby's Coffee,
my dog, and
maybe 3 people.
WWW.BABYSCOFFEE.COM
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Well the dog just peed on an earthworm on the patio that freaked out and wiggled as fast as it could back into the earth
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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Switching schools in the spring and I’m knocking out some of the required modules. Feels like it’s never a good sign when there’s a solid 10 slides about sexual assault and a multi question quiz about consent.
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