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Dave Pitt @davethepitt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

There is a special place in Hell for delivery companies who give you a time slot of sometime between 7am and 10pm.

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mal 🌙 «vamp lizzer» @maldelune.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.

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Dave Pitt @davethepitt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

NO!!! This week can do one. First Dolly now Tim Curry. Don't dream it, be it. RIP Bab.

Tim Curry dressed as Frank 'n Furter in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. He has a whitened face, dark red lipstick, blue eye shadow and permed hair. He wears a corset and leather gloves and stands sideways on looking at the camera. One his upper right arm is a tattoo of a love heart with BOSS written above it.

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Dave Pitt @davethepitt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Some people come along and just make the world a better place. Be more Dolly. RIP Bab

A black and white image of a young Dolly Parton. She smiles, as always, while looking directly at the camera. The image is a medium shot and she holds her hands to her face.

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The only protection you may EVER need. InfoWars sunglasses, available for purchase today. bit.ly/4wBnP4v

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poets and prattlers @pandemonialists.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

This afternoon, PPP pulled 'Pass the Poetry Parcel' out of a dusty cupboard at 20 minutes notice when we learned one of our acts had written the wrong date in his diary and wasn't going to make it to #MidlandsFringe. Fashioned a show by the seat of our pants with all donations going to charity. 😊

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Dave Pitt @davethepitt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lies, Damned Lies and Truth... seems apt: open.substack.com/pub/davethep...

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Lies, Damned Lies and Truth

Seems apt.

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poets and prattlers @pandemonialists.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

We *almost* got a photo of one of the #MidlandsFringe dayglo roadside posters as we sped past it... but @emmapurshouse.bsky.social actually got a crystal clear image of her reflection in the car mirror, with a blurry poster in the distance. 😂 Can @davethepitt.bsky.social do better?

A photo of a car wing mirror. In its crystal clear and sharp reflection you can see a woman holding a phone and taking a photo. In the distance is a blurry roadside poster...

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Dave Pitt @davethepitt.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I've had enough and I resign to become a vole. #vole #TeamVole #VoteVole open.substack.com/pub/davethep...

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I've Had Enough

I resign

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Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Soccer was invented to trick Americans into learning where other countries are.

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Dave Pitt @davethepitt.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Band members in The Fall lasted longer than British Prime Ministers.

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Dave Pitt @davethepitt.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I'd just like to resurface this post of mine from 11th May

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Midlands Fringe @midlandsfringe.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

This is the brand-new BlueSky account for Midlands Fringe. 30 Fringe shows, 8 venues, 3 headline acts (tickets for those on sale already) from 17-26 July in Wolverhampton city centre. Full line up released on Friday June 26th. Website here: midlandsfringe.co.uk 😎

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Martin Paul Eve @eve.gd · 18/06/2026

Accurate.

Screenshot of a social media post by Angus McIntyre (@angusm@mastodon.social). The post humorously claims that the UK government's plan to teach 10 million British children how to use VPNs could become one of the largest IT education projects ever. It jokes that experts support the scheme because peer education and incentives will help it succeed, and includes a mock quote saying that, with the rise of autocratic governments worldwide, VPN literacy is more important than ever and that the project comes at the right time. The humour derives from the implication that government internet restrictions would encourage widespread VPN use among young people.

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Dave Pitt @davethepitt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Just before kick off has anyone checked where Salt Bae is? #WorldCup #LetIranWin

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poets and prattlers @pandemonialists.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

We've almost finished making our selection. So many variables to take into account... Will a show be a good match for a particular venue? What days is the performer available? How many other shows do we have in that genre? What makes this show unique? It's been a journey. But we're almost there. 😎

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Nick Stone @typejunky.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.

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poets and prattlers @pandemonialists.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Thank you to all the artists who applied to perform at this year's Midlands Fringe. The window for submissions is now closed, and we'll be working through them and selecting thirty shows over the weekend. This isn't going to be easy – the standard is really high!

The words 'Midlands Fringe Ay It!' on an orange/yellow poster with coloured zig-zag lines. 'Midlands' is in black text on an orange background; 'Fringe' is white on a hot pink background. The 'i' of Fringe is a microphone in bright yellow. 'Ay It!' is in hot pink on a yellow background. Overall, we'd describe this poster as 'vibrant'.

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poets and prattlers @pandemonialists.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

You've just three-and-a-half hours left, bucket lovers!!

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Dave Pitt @davethepitt.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

There's less than a day left to apply for your spot at Midlands Fringe 2026. Successful applicants get a venue to perform their show, £75 and the bucket (Not a real bucket; the contents of the bucket. Which may be more money. Or not. Depends on your audience) www.midlandsfringe.co.uk

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Dave Pitt @davethepitt.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I'd never heard of the book Careless People until I found out Meta had silenced the author and now I've gone and bought a copy. If you hadn't heard of this book until Meta tried to silence the author and can afford it maybe you should buy a copy as well. www.hive.co.uk/product/sara...

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Dave Pitt @davethepitt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

This is happening on Sunday and plenty of room in the virtual room.

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poets and prattlers @pandemonialists.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Four days left to get your applications in for this year's #MidlandsFringe 😎

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404 Media @404media.co · 02/06/2026

SCOOP: An internal Microsoft strategy document says that the plan for its just-announced “Scout” personal assistant AI is to “make people addicted” to the tool before rolling out additional functionality, 404 Media has learned.

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Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New AI Assistant, Internal Documents Reveal

Planning documents for "Scout" say the plan is to "make people addicted" to the tool before adding new features.

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poets and prattlers @pandemonialists.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

The clock is ticking... If you want to apply to perform at this year's Midlands Fringe, head over to www.midlandsfringe.co.uk and fill in our online form. This window closes gently but firmly on Friday June 5th. 😊

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poets and prattlers @pandemonialists.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

All the open-mic spots have been snapped up, but there's still room to join our audience. Drop us a line, and we'll squeeze you in! 😊

a pink-and-yellow poster, with an image of a Black man wearing a black shirt. Text reads: Yes, We Cant, online. Featuring Roy McFarlane, current National Canal Laureate. 'Alf Ender, Kate Noakes. PAYF event. Sunday 7th June, 7.30pm.

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Dave Pitt @davethepitt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Tony Blair has said something but seeing as he hasn't said it under oath in a war crimes trial at the Hague I've ignored it. I think everyone else should too.

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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Lying is bad unless you do it via AI. False advertising is bad unless you do it via AI. Plagiarism is bad unless you do it via AI. Losing billions of dollars for no good reason is bad unless you do it via AI. Robbing cities of water is bad unless you do it via AI. You’re just embracing the future.

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

i can usually tell when the aliens are fake in a movie

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Dave Pitt @davethepitt.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Have you got a fringe show and need somewhere to perform which guarantees payment?

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poets and prattlers @pandemonialists.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

We're delighted to announce that #MidlandsFringe2026 is now open for artist applications. You'll find the online form here: www.midlandsfringe.co.uk 😊

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Emma Purshouse @emmapurshouse.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

#MidlandsFringe 30 shows taking place in Wolverhampton in various pubs, cafes, and Arena Theatre. All happening Friday 17th to Sunday 26th July 2026. We're looking for 40-50 minute performances from actors, magicians, spoken word artists, comedians, storytellers... www.midlandsfringe.co.uk/apply

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Midlands Fringe - Apply

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Gary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Sources said that when Streeting walked in, Starmer walked out from behind him, shouted I’M THE DADDY and walloped Streeting over the head with a sock with 3 pool balls in it

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Dave Pitt @davethepitt.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

It's kind of cute and funny and insane that the moment someone becomes a town councillor the first thing they want to legislate on isn't bins or public transport or even adult social care. It's aliens.

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Dave Pitt @davethepitt.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

It's amazing how many politicians and would be politicians of all political strips think they can run a country but are incapable of paying their taxes.

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Dave Pitt @davethepitt.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

When we've had Truss, Johnson and will potentially have Farage I've got to say the one who scares me more than all of them put together is Streeting.

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Dave Pitt @davethepitt.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I think the UK should just declare itself ungovernable and agree to have a new Prime Minister every year. Then every ten years have a Prime Minister of Prime Ministers where they all compete in a It's a Knockout competition hosted by Gregg Davies and Sue Perkins. Winner gets a car and a holiday.

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/04/2026

LLMs are based on pattern matching. It's complex, but at its heart it scans a vast database of text and uses probability calculations to return a result that resembles what an answer looks like. Sometimes it's correct but it's always a question of probability, not intelligence. You can't fix that.

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11/09/2023

david david tennant landlord

david tennant as the tenth doctor looking delighted

david tennant as the villain of netflix hit series Jessica Jones looking very mad

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 19/04/2026

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

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Bad Hand Books @badhandbooks.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

When you use AI to do your writing, you are telling your audience: “I deserve your attention, but you do not deserve my effort.”

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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 18/04/2026

satellite image of the Strait of Hormuz

the “I assure you we’re open” sign from Clerks. this is such a boomer joke I’m sorry

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

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