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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I was on the college campus yesterday and they still have that one guy who walks without swinging his arms, but rises to his tippy toes on every step.

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Rip little buddy. We had a good run.

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If you like, send recs for music I should get on bandcamp tomorrow.

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Tiny desk is so crammed full of people every time. It’s not right.

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Just gonna hang here and wait for the cool guys to start showing up

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Just saw a waymo drive right into this

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Just scheduled my James Van Der Peek

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

New tire day for the finest kidmmuter in America.

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

It’s time to dust off the shaming spirit that defeated google glass. If you see some dingus wearing sunglasses with a camera in them, then you are free to make cop jokes at them

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

The city put a big block of sandstone in this ditch by our house. And then someone painted it like an ice cream sandwich.

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I know everyone’s trippin about that Ratboys album. Here to tell you that I am also trippin about it.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/01/2026

one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

I am not one of those freaks by the way

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

If you’re one of those freaks who tries to indoctrinate their toddler, this one is pretty good on labor rights and collective bargaining.

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

On average, I spend about 20 minutes per day thinking about the Bad Bunny halftime show. My guess for big guest surprise is Missy Elliott. It makes too much sense.

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Merry Christmas, everyone. I can already tell that the new year is for us balds.

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

For over a decade we’ve kept the pepper grinder in a specific cabinet dedicated to seasonings. This week my wife moved the pepper grinder to the vitamin cabinet without telling me. She’s like the Heath Ledger Joker.

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

If you drop a spotify wrapped on here Chotiner is gonna get your ass.

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Recently had my fuel pump replaced and after retrieving my truck the mechanic sent an automated “are you satisfied?” text. I responded that the check engine light was on and he replied with a YouTube video showing how to discern the check engine light codes on a 1994 Toyota. What a fucking boss.

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Drew @4484.cool · 08/11/2025

RFK running through a wall like a cartoon when he hears the news

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

No matter what happened tonight, Curtis Sliwa is still mayor to his 17 cats.

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arr @arr.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

I have a complicated relationship with Oasis because Noel Gallagher is the worst lyricist who ever lived and he plays guitar like John Squire wearing oven mitts, but when the Big Guitars hit right before the second chorus of Champagne Supernova I'm always like

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

The list of defendants by nickname in the NBA poker game indictment is so good. You always wanna have that one guy in your crew with the feeblest name. Spanish G The Wrestler Black Tony Juice Flappy

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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

[trying hard to be an ally] Sex is work.

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

These mid-October bike rides to daycare with my daughter are sone of the best times of my life.

Forward view of bike handlebars and roadway.

Small child riding in a safety seat above the rear wheel of a bike.

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

The outline of Maryland is utterly dog ass. Where the Potomac River nearly touches the northern border is the apex of cartographic embarrassment.

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Patrick @nocontent.online · 03/10/2025

its bandcamp friday, i haven't really made much since my last release, which ended up being (un)surprisingly emotionally draining? anyway i'm quite proud of it, and i'd love for you to check it out (and mad love to those who already have!) patrickryandriscoll.bandcamp.com/album/group-...

patrickryandriscoll.bandcamp.com

Group Objects, by Patrick Ryan Driscoll

9 track album

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

The architecture critic at WSJ is so fucking good. I’m a dilettante when it comes to buildings and spaces, but Michael J. Lewis is holding my hand and telling me about beauty. This one hit (gift link). www.wsj.com/arts-culture...

wsj.com

Calder Gardens Puts Sculpture in a Loosely Sketched Context

Designed by Herzog & de Meuron and landscape architect Piet Oudolf, a new indoor-outdoor space dedicated to Alexander Calder is an airy if aloof addition to Philadelphia’s cultural forum.

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Fella Langley 🔻 @violethour.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Tylenol= Autism Aspirin= OCD Advil= ADHD NeoSporin= Furry Band-Aids = Gay Multivitamin= Manga Probiotic= Hentai Prebiotic= Yaoi Elderberry Gummy= Yuri Emergen-C= Vore

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 25/09/2025

the oldest pic in my camera roll is this pair of jeans that say angel on one ass cheek and devil on the other. i don't know where it came from and i haven't deleted it because i think i would get a curse doing that

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Really funny that the best Turnstile song is Graduate by Third Eye Blind.

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

All day Nourished by Time. This album, my god.

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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 18/08/2025

Radiohead would be 5x better if they had more songs about securing a powerful amulet instead of about how their girlfriend is mad at them for drinking out of the hose

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Just took a wasp sting to the neck. Tried to be cool about it because there were girls around (wife & daughter)

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

For Austin pals: the new Lost Well is quite good.

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

A “friend” sent me a pic of his family at the Seattle gum wall on Friday and today I sat in some god damn gum on a bench.

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Interesting problem: there’s a firefly in my room

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Mamdani will bring back the horizontal video and that’s how you know he’s for us.

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

This Childers album ain’t it. He made this for Phish fans.

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

With the exception of Amy Winehouse, I don’t usually feel any particular way when musicians die. But I do love Sabbath and I do love this bananas mural that used to be up at East Cesar Chavez and Broadway St.

Ozzy Osbourne depicted as a centaur offering a basket of cupcakes to a pair of unicorns.

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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Pretty effin pumped about that new Tyler Childers on Friday

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