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Your Main Man Dave

@daveswebsite.bsky.social
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I mean, the truck says it all

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alex @dude.computer · 3h
lmao @ this google review and owner response from a local sushi place

Sumo Japan
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Hairby queen
5 reviews
* 2 months ago
Dine in | Dinner | $30-40
Tried to overcharge and didn't get all food my ordered /told me my daughter had to pay adult price because she had breast very insulting/ there is a young lady in there that walks around and stir you the whole time your eating like she hungry
Food: 1 | Service: 1 | Atmosphere: 1
Noise level: Moderate noise

Sumo Japan (Owner)
2 months ago
How are you not ashamed of yourself?

We called the cop on you and even the female cop said that your younger daughter is going to 7th grade on the school that she works at and you're still here saying that she's 9 and the older daughter is 10 years old?

Great example of showing your daughters on how to lie to everyone in real life.

You should get a metal on your face says "the mother of the year"

Don't you ever come back to us.
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was on the college campus yesterday and they still have that one guy who walks without swinging his arms, but rises to his tippy toes on every step.
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Rip little buddy. We had a good run.
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Aw man, thanks my friend! Hope the same for you
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh hell yea! I love Sera Cahoone! Perfect rec.
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you like, send recs for music I should get on bandcamp tomorrow.
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cameron @famousceleb.co · 15/08/2026
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
OMG!!! This is the Alpha Old Baby. The one we’ve been waiting for! Jesus I haven’t opened bluesky in ages and I arrive at this. What a freaking mitzvah.
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
That’s a good point actually. It only looks small because they’re stuffing a full mariachi band back there every time
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I don’t think the desk is adding much. They should just call it tiny amount of space
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
They should get a bigger one. There’s like 14 people back there.
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Tiny desk is so crammed full of people every time. It’s not right.
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Just gonna hang here and wait for the cool guys to start showing up
Austin podcast studio
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
There’s only one answer to what would give up first if you really wanted to race: your competitors
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Yes! Did you race? Did you podium??
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Dude. It’s good.
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
That’s love, homie. Really appreciate that. Same for you in Austin. Got a whole shed of bikes for ya
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Can’t imagine how difficult this must be. So solid of you to be there for him.
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
God I love your setup so much! Also (can’t remember if I told this already) I picked up a pair of them cable actuated hydro brakes for my kid rig and I love them. Like, life is so much easier now
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The Ella Langley album is good.
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Just saw a waymo drive right into this
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Lol baguette means wand
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Just scheduled my James Van Der Peek
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
New tire day for the finest kidmmuter in America.
Fuji minivelo bikeFuji minivelo bikeFuji minivelo bikeFuji minivelo bike
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
That’s terrific. Helping buddies feel more comfortable/safe/cool is pretty much what it’s all about. My riding fast days are behind me, but my riding nice days are many. Pic of Edith for proof of that.
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Beautiful. May the swift deployment be with you. (Btw I took your good advice and added cable hydros to the Fooj. This is a material upgrade and a good rec on your part).
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
It’s time to dust off the shaming spirit that defeated google glass. If you see some dingus wearing sunglasses with a camera in them, then you are free to make cop jokes at them
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The city put a big block of sandstone in this ditch by our house. And then someone painted it like an ice cream sandwich.
Rock painted like an ice cream sandwich
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I know everyone’s trippin about that Ratboys album. Here to tell you that I am also trippin about it.
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I mean “schlocky” is right there for you
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/01/2026
one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I like Talarico and he’s far better than Crockett. But there are so many times when he leaves me wanting more. He’s like a toddler trying to get up stairs and you wanna hold his hand so he get get to the right place.
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I am not one of those freaks by the way
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
If you’re one of those freaks who tries to indoctrinate their toddler, this one is pretty good on labor rights and collective bargaining.
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I mean I would not like to be filmed in that way. All of the world judging me…
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
It’s wrong to broadcast that. Reminds me of when I saw black fish and they jacked the whale.
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Oh boy
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I’m a little skeptical of the talky style singing, but we’ll see. Most of today I’m devoting to my basic bitch adoration for Zach Bryan and his new shit.
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My sole point of interest is npr’s website saying RIYL: Cate Le Bon
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I’ve never listened to them before!
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Am I gonna like that Dry Cleaning album? It’s on my listen list for today.
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
On average, I spend about 20 minutes per day thinking about the Bad Bunny halftime show. My guess for big guest surprise is Missy Elliott. It makes too much sense.
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Undoubtedly, I’ll be getting fatter
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas, everyone. I can already tell that the new year is for us balds.
Me riding a bike.
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
A good gag would be to get a bunch of red and green condoms then come home and say “I got your red and green jimmies!” That’s a freebie from me to you
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Oh my, this gave me a lump in my heart. All love to little B
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
For over a decade we’ve kept the pepper grinder in a specific cabinet dedicated to seasonings. This week my wife moved the pepper grinder to the vitamin cabinet without telling me. She’s like the Heath Ledger Joker.
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Same! I think it’s been successful so far. I have a few quibbles, but overall it’s just fun as hell
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Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
My wife got me the Pentax 17 (fancy!) for my birthday. Here’s Edith on ye olde Fuji 400
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