Reposted by Your Main Man Davealex @dude.computer · 3hlmao @ this google review and owner response from a local sushi place 2111
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I was on the college campus yesterday and they still have that one guy who walks without swinging his arms, but rises to his tippy toes on every step. 000
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Aw man, thanks my friend! Hope the same for you 000
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Oh hell yea! I love Sera Cahoone! Perfect rec. 100
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If you like, send recs for music I should get on bandcamp tomorrow. 100
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 25/08/2026OMG!!! This is the Alpha Old Baby. The one we’ve been waiting for! Jesus I haven’t opened bluesky in ages and I arrive at this. What a freaking mitzvah. 010
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 27/06/2026That’s a good point actually. It only looks small because they’re stuffing a full mariachi band back there every time 120
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I don’t think the desk is adding much. They should just call it tiny amount of space 120
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 27/06/2026They should get a bigger one. There’s like 14 people back there. 120
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Tiny desk is so crammed full of people every time. It’s not right. 210
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Just gonna hang here and wait for the cool guys to start showing up 130
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 25/04/2026There’s only one answer to what would give up first if you really wanted to race: your competitors 010
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 18/04/2026That’s love, homie. Really appreciate that. Same for you in Austin. Got a whole shed of bikes for ya 110
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Can’t imagine how difficult this must be. So solid of you to be there for him. 020
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 18/04/2026God I love your setup so much! Also (can’t remember if I told this already) I picked up a pair of them cable actuated hydro brakes for my kid rig and I love them. Like, life is so much easier now 110
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 08/03/2026New tire day for the finest kidmmuter in America. 060
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 07/03/2026That’s terrific. Helping buddies feel more comfortable/safe/cool is pretty much what it’s all about. My riding fast days are behind me, but my riding nice days are many. Pic of Edith for proof of that. 110
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Beautiful. May the swift deployment be with you. (Btw I took your good advice and added cable hydros to the Fooj. This is a material upgrade and a good rec on your part). 210
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 13/02/2026It’s time to dust off the shaming spirit that defeated google glass. If you see some dingus wearing sunglasses with a camera in them, then you are free to make cop jokes at them 0145
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 09/02/2026The city put a big block of sandstone in this ditch by our house. And then someone painted it like an ice cream sandwich. 090
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I know everyone’s trippin about that Ratboys album. Here to tell you that I am also trippin about it. 010
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I mean “schlocky” is right there for you 101
Reposted by Your Main Man Daveonion person @junlper.beer · 27/01/2026one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen 844583569
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I like Talarico and he’s far better than Crockett. But there are so many times when he leaves me wanting more. He’s like a toddler trying to get up stairs and you wanna hold his hand so he get get to the right place. 010
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 18/01/2026If you’re one of those freaks who tries to indoctrinate their toddler, this one is pretty good on labor rights and collective bargaining. 030
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 18/01/2026I mean I would not like to be filmed in that way. All of the world judging me… 110
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 18/01/2026It’s wrong to broadcast that. Reminds me of when I saw black fish and they jacked the whale. 110
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I’m a little skeptical of the talky style singing, but we’ll see. Most of today I’m devoting to my basic bitch adoration for Zach Bryan and his new shit. 020
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 09/01/2026My sole point of interest is npr’s website saying RIYL: Cate Le Bon 100
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Am I gonna like that Dry Cleaning album? It’s on my listen list for today. 100
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 02/01/2026On average, I spend about 20 minutes per day thinking about the Bad Bunny halftime show. My guess for big guest surprise is Missy Elliott. It makes too much sense. 020
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Merry Christmas, everyone. I can already tell that the new year is for us balds. 090
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 19/12/2025A good gag would be to get a bunch of red and green condoms then come home and say “I got your red and green jimmies!” That’s a freebie from me to you 030
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Oh my, this gave me a lump in my heart. All love to little B 010
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 06/12/2025For over a decade we’ve kept the pepper grinder in a specific cabinet dedicated to seasonings. This week my wife moved the pepper grinder to the vitamin cabinet without telling me. She’s like the Heath Ledger Joker. 070
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Same! I think it’s been successful so far. I have a few quibbles, but overall it’s just fun as hell 020
Your Main Man Dave @daveswebsite.bsky.social · 30/11/2025My wife got me the Pentax 17 (fancy!) for my birthday. Here’s Edith on ye olde Fuji 400 120