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@davematson.bsky.social
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Imagine actually wanting attention, when you can just be left alone instead.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/10/2026
Wait. What? www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ten...
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Ten Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost in a Role
November 5, 2021 (her b-day) 1/13/23
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember when the president of Cornell got so mad at some anti-Israeli-genocide protestors on campus he tried to hit some of his own students with his car?
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A democratic congress should force Amazon to make this season, since the government bullying the media is perfectly acceptable now. Who will campaign in this?
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The world would be a better place if everyone got a chance to shoot their shot based on unconditional & completely delusional levels of family support. She did nothing wrong. boxd.it/15mww
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Untold Raygun: Breaking Badly (2026)
Nobody, least of all Rachael Gunn, expected to be an Olympian. But as Raygun’s performance at the 2024 Paris Olympics went viral overnight, so did an avalanche of memes, misinformation, and conspiracy...
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day to all the little old ladies in Flaaawriduh.
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Julia Azari @juliaazari.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Gonna die on the hill of active voice
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Jennifer @jenwith1n.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Normal people: “woke is when you’re aware of systemic injustices.” Centrists: “ugh these people care about all these different things with nothing in common other than that they exist because of systemic injustices!”
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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Today in @thenation.com: a harrowing piece written from inside the Dilley ICE detention center by Maryam Tahmasebi, a green card holder who's been locked up along with her husband and son for months despite none of them committing any crime. www.thenation.com/article/soci...
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One Woman’s Message From the Hell of ICE Detention
My husband, son, and I have been locked up for months—despite being permanent residents with no criminal record. It is an unendurable, unending nightmare.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Glad she is out, but the fact that she was detained for 7 days is horrific. For no reason whatsoever. This happens to plenty of people who don't get this level of protest and support from unions and their US Reps. Abolish ICE
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Psychotic abuser logic. For anyone who’s dealt with a sociopathic narcissist, this is chilling. Not beating the allegations, buddy.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
“Hassle is regressive” Excellent articulation of poverty traps.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A lot of people are into refurbishing these days. But I’m still mad about the person who didn’t furbish it correctly the first time.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I just learned who this guy "Anthony Fauci" is, and I don't get why people are so mad. I'm sorry that the gyms were closed during covid19, and you got a "Fauch pouch" you still haven't worked off. But it's been 6 years, you've had enough time to fix your diet and exercise, it's time to move on.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
honestly fair. Not my first choice, but I'll take more auchinclosses over whatever weirdos are out there in those big empty states.
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Annie M Leonard @anniemleonard.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Resistance comes in many forms.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Flock vandalism is having a moment. People are pissed, and as an agent of an out of control overreaching, incredibly unpopular government, these systems are an easy target for civil disobedience. wnyt.com/top-stories/...
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Troy Police investigating after three Flock cameras destroyed
Three Flock cameras have been destroyed in Troy, and police are now investigating.NewsChannel 13’s Zach Richter has learned that investigators believe the vandalism happened between 11:30 p.m. and mid...
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My toxic trait is that I think everyone in pharma commercials has a better life than me. They are playing outside and smiling! What drug is that, and how do I get it?
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Women on dating sites say they want a partner in crime, and a man who plans things. Yet whenever I suggest a few get-to-know-you light misdemeanors, I get blocked!
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wow they got Burna Boy to do the halftime show. That’s really hard to do! Even his agent can’t reach him most of the time since he changes his phone number so often.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’m hearing the new Alvin and the Chipmunks movie is going to take a dark turn for the franchise. Chipwrecked will be loosely based on Society of the Snow. Too soon to talk Oscars 2028?
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Rich people are weirdos.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Whatever the problem is the answer is never going to be more cops. Not homelessness, not driving laws, not public intoxication (the one kind that is bad), not solving crimes or even stopping them. The only problems cops solve is too many people alive and outside of prison.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The tv show Silo is very bad in S3. They took away all the character struggle & human drama in place of the convoluted mystery that is hard to follow, and then they drop in the AI overload to do ridiculous exposition about the evil plan.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Absolutely brain dead policies. A little imposter syndrome for this guy would save lives. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/14/u...
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Opportunities Narrow for Women as Hegseth Blocks More Promotions (Gift Article)
For the first time in more than a decade, no active-duty female Navy officers are likely to be promoted to admiral this year.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
ICE should be abolished. This is all intentional. While Alejandro Mayorkas was in charge of homeland security, agents committed plenty of abuses, but did not regularly murder people.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I’m passionate about the indoors.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I love the indoors
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Bellagio
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
OMG. The entire movie is a completely unsubtle satire of working class struggle and the inability to see the oligarchy. Missing that is even dumber than seeing Tony Soprano and Walter White as decent guys trying to do right by their families, and not sociopaths.
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onekade @onekade.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I must once again say it: If you want to live in a shitty state that has shitty public services and low/no income taxes, there is a large menu of options for you to choose from. Do not try to turn Massachusetts into one of those states. Goodbye
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Once more, the point of having military guards in full dress at the White House Nitro Circus sponsored by Black Rifle Coffee Company isn’t that this all presents a coherent vision of America. It’s a show of dominance, of publicly degrading our symbols and institutions to proclaim that they own them.
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Matthew Guariglia @mguariglia.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I am begging people to realize that police do not use this technology is not a "jumping off point" or an "investigative lead"--the computer spits out a name and police arrest that person without follow up. How many people have to spend months in jail "by accident" before we consider the danger?
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A Flock license plate reader linked a San Diego man to a violent crime. He was five miles away.
A San Diego man spent one month in jail for a crime he didn't commit, after San Diego Police misinterpreted a hit from a license plate reader.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 04/06/2026
What if they just made an entire guy out of red flags?
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Fuck yea, I love reading the news.
IG account headline: "Everyone Thought Capybara Was Blind, But Vet Revealed He Was Just Ignoring Them"
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Why does this truck have hdmi ports
Pickup truck with exhausts that look like HDMI ports
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 28/05/2026
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I do keep forgetting I've been watching this show because it's not that interesting. That's kind of on you, netflix.
dont forget to finish the night agent
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I hope he's getting some of that 1.7B fund for victims of weaponization of the legal system.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Fun to realize that the Federal government has become 100x this stupid and shortsighted.
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Josh Caress @joshcaress.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
So glad to have been there for this. Now you can read or watch the event for yourself, check it out! Signed, “Audience Member”
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I had to tell them.
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It is my duty to inform you that there are baby capybaras at the Sacramento Zoo
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The Wire Deadwood Patriot The Leftovers Sopranos Better Call Saul Breaking Bad The Americans Giri/Haji Twin Peaks Justified The Good Place Fleabag Hogans Heroes Rectify
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
If they can indict an insufferably straight-laced former FBI director on literally nothing, the rule of law is irrelevant, and anyone at all can be targeted at any time by these fascists.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
My linkedin feed thinks I need a work break at 7:27am to distract me with a puzzle? You know what LinkedIn? Maybe you are right! Also, can I get a hint on that puzzle from your AI bot. Just jump right in on all my limited cognitive functions please.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Survey of the Increasingly Miserable Technobillionaires in the XAmazonMeta Bunker, Year 2032 by Nancy Matson thebelladonnacomedy.com/survey-of-th...
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Survey of the Increasingly Miserable Technobillionaires in the XAmazonMeta Bunker, Year 2032
We’re focused on self-care until we reassert supreme power.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Not highly respected by the elephants. www.dailymail.com/news/article...
But the highly respected hunter's luck ran out last Friday while in the Lope-Okanda rainforest when his hunt stumbled into five female elephants with a calf.

African elephants are the largest land mammals and females can stand 12ft tall at the shoulder, weigh nearly four tons and run at speeds of up to 25mph

The startled elephant herd immediately charged Mr Dosio and his professional hunter.

The elephants were so well hidden in the dense undergrowth that they appeared 'as if from nowhere,' and the professional with the high-powered rifle was just flung aside.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Incredible Massachusetts history that more people should know! That's why Boston's Fanuel Hall should be renamed Elizabeth Freeman Hall. A world-famous, historic building should be named for an American hero of freedom, not a slave trader.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-...
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If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises
“Well it was the fucking Museum of Science, so how the fuck do you think it was? It was superlative. It was a testament to our region’s proud tradition of ra...
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Does anyone know if the straight of Hormuz is open yet?? We’re leaving the Maldives now and my captain says it’s dicey but I have a pickleball game Monday on the 115th floor of the Burj Kalifa that I don’t want to miss. Tia.
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