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davematson.bsky.social

@davematson.bsky.social
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Imagine actually wanting attention, when you can just be left alone instead.

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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It's a banal point, but this is true of every organization and the entire culture.
The Patriarchy is a Wiener - Bart Simpson graffiti screenshot
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
You gotta get in the spirit of the season, Kay. I’m watching holiday movies right now!
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Bellagio
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Why does this truck have hdmi ports
Pickup truck with exhausts that look like HDMI ports
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I do keep forgetting I've been watching this show because it's not that interesting. That's kind of on you, netflix.
dont forget to finish the night agent
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
TruNorthBank logo beside unorth logo.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I had to tell them.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Obligatory
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
My linkedin feed thinks I need a work break at 7:27am to distract me with a puzzle? You know what LinkedIn? Maybe you are right! Also, can I get a hint on that puzzle from your AI bot. Just jump right in on all my limited cognitive functions please.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Not highly respected by the elephants. www.dailymail.com/news/article...
But the highly respected hunter's luck ran out last Friday while in the Lope-Okanda rainforest when his hunt stumbled into five female elephants with a calf.

African elephants are the largest land mammals and females can stand 12ft tall at the shoulder, weigh nearly four tons and run at speeds of up to 25mph

The startled elephant herd immediately charged Mr Dosio and his professional hunter.

The elephants were so well hidden in the dense undergrowth that they appeared 'as if from nowhere,' and the professional with the high-powered rifle was just flung aside.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Why would I ever want to time my dryer? Please get my clothes dry, it’s not for me to guess how long it will take. You guys work that out and let me know.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Duggie
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Caterday
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Duggie the cat
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
A genre I’d nor heard before
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Life hack: I do all my financing through anonymous lenders who text me. They cut out the middleman and pass on the savings to you. Always works out great!
Hello, no one can compete with my deals. I can pay off any balances and offer better terms. We do everything privately. How much can you use now?
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
We need much more enforcement. I get scam calls about loan eligibility every 10 minutes. This should be illegal.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I was curious about "white hydrogen" and if @volts.wtf had talked about it. Then Google AI search lied to me about it with a false attribution. Sources and trust matters, and Google sucks. I'm still interested in some reality-based analysis of this. www.usgs.gov/news/nationa...
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
when I get a fake paid paypal receipt I'm always torn between reporting a phishing attempt and just replying THANK YOU THE PEACHES WERE DELICIOUS!!
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Little man sleeping with toy stuck to his claw
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Duggie the cat. She is perfect.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
PLO double board bomb pots are the …. I dunno, good, I guess
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Bogo and Duggie.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The holidays are a hard time for many of us. It’s a great comfort to have friends who regularly check in on me.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Looks better before topping but came out great #cheesecakesofbluesky
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
dr teeth muppets
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Not that old Black Mountain 2019
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Important fight content: Perplexity.ai beats chatgpt in a unanimous decision in the fight for the better answer to when the fight starts.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Chappell Roan you gotta jump in with Chat Pile to sing on Why. Please give us this to look forward to.
Primavera Sound 2025 show lineup
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Confirming leftist judges like
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
Gotta go full Rorschach on GK.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
Gotta just deny the facts of this obvious intractable premise and go full Rorschach on GK.
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
Willing to give it a try. Send all your elephants to Massachusetts please. www.semafor.com/article/04/0...
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davematson.bsky.social @davematson.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
Gotta stop consensual recreational sex because we are a Christian nation. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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