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Dave Holmes

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Editor-at-Large, Esquire. Here’s a funky introduction of how nice I am.

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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
cocksure.substack.com/p/hundred-da...
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Hundred Days, Day Fourteen: 100% Endurance
Adding habits, digging in, and turning the intensity up for a new chonk.
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey so the video with the guy getting the message from his goddaughter that begins “please don’t tell my mom about this” and then reading it out loud to THE INTERNET may also contain some important lessons about consent?
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We did it cocksure.substack.com/p/hundred-da...
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Hundred Days, Days 10 and 11: The Whole Truth About REDACTED
A fun and emotional day doing something something
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pretty damning stuff.
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A notable lack of glitz in his overall thing for the last ten years
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looks like someone picked the wrong day to be an absolute spatula.
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Haven’t heard that one either!
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
read and share, in the state of your choosin’ cocksure.substack.com/p/what-we-ta...
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What We Talk About When We Talk About “I Have Never Heard ‘Choosin’ Texas’” Even Though It’s Been The Number One Song For Five Hundred Years
Everyone has a hot little theory about what it all means. Mine is the correct one.
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have never needed anything like I need your take on “shave ice.”
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m sorry GET MACED
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Someone was spiky to me at an event so now my principles are the opposite of what they used to be” is such a goofy thing to be proud of.
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh my god is that the cure
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Day Two of Hundred Days and we’re doing it Frou Frou style. Subscribe! Join! Tell a frond! cocksure.substack.com/p/hundred-da...
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Hundred Days, Day Two: Breathe In
One of the most effective tools for nervous system regulation is free AND YOU’RE ALREADY DOING IT.
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As of today 9/22, there are 100 days left in 2026. What do you say we crush them? cocksure.substack.com/p/hundred-da...
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Hundred Days: And We’re OFF
Let’s get revenge on this crummy-ass year by ending it really, really well.
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It is a real indictment of our times that the name “Braden Peters” needed to be douched up.
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thanks, Adam! MTV Europe was always so cool.
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As of tomorrow, there are 100 days left in 2026. Gonna put together a little 100-day health/wellness/sanity sprint to the finish on my IG and Substack. Stay tuned for details. I feel like 2027 is going to need good people at max potency.
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A few unorganized thoughts on a great artist for a very sad Friday morning. substack.com/@cocksure/no...
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Duncan Sheik and The End of Outside
I am absolutely one hundred percent all fucking set on “life is fragile” messages from the universe, are you with me?
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stitch it on a pillow, screen-print it on a t-shirt, spray paint it on the front of your own house. THIS is the message.
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You’re a chemtrails.
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So you could say the incident affected his judgment?
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
But maybe it’s a pig or goat who is a sexy secret agent, did you ever think of that
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hazy mornings, a fire pit, a small group of eccentric regulars each with their own unique perspective on the world, how can we make this happen
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
On demand on Pluto AND Tubi.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/09/2026
JD Vance is glitching out
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Studs
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
oh word did they really
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
America, you got Grunch’d.
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/DdPVhel...
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Dave Holmes on Instagram: "Studio City Farmers Market Report 9/13/26. Look, you think I don’t want to bring MY dog?"
69 likes, 4 comments - daveholmes on September 13, 2026: "Studio City Farmers Market Report 9/13/26. Look, you think I don’t want to bring MY dog?".
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was already never forgetting, but thanks substack.com/@cocksure/no...
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Never Enough
My 9/11 personal essay, as required by federal law.
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Los Angeles people of a certain age: this week has been gross, let’s dance ourselves clean and be home at a decent hour. Join me and Kid Finesse tomorrow EVENING. www.eventbrite.com/e/the-early-...
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Woof.
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wait. What?
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A) are we in hell B) why isn’t hell more fun
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When I say “I have some quick thoughts on the dumb thing from today,” is the dumb thing from today you‘re thinking of the same dumb thing from today I’m thinking of, or a different dumb thing from today? Click and find out! And subscribe if you wanna! substack.com/@cocksure/no...
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Dave Holmes (@cocksure)
Song du Jour for September 8, 2026 is “Tell The Truth” by Jude Cole. So you know who is running his fool-ass mouth again, talking about how he was Down There The Day It Happened (no he wasn’t) and how...
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The listeria-contaminated cream cheese is the photo on the right
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Been having some adventures at 45rpm lately. substack.com/@cocksure/no...
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Dave Holmes (@cocksure)
Song du Jour for Monday, September 7, 2026 is “Toy Boy” by Sinitta. I’ve been looking through LA’s used records stores for good 45s, because the next time I DJ at Goldline I want to have a bunch at th...
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Alec Baldwin in this movie is embedded within me in ways I will spend the rest of my life trying to understand
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Studio City Farmers Market Report 9/6/26 www.instagram.com/reel/Dc9HpbX...
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Dave Holmes on Instagram: "An inspiring Studio City Farmers Market Report this morning, as a traumatized community begins to heal. Featuring @nickviall @iamscottwolf and the pretzel guy whose name I d...
722 likes, 60 comments - daveholmes on September 6, 2026: "An inspiring Studio City Farmers Market Report this morning, as a traumatized community begins to heal. Featuring @nickviall @iamscottwolf an...
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
She knows she’s the first problematic political figure nobody will ever write a musical about and it’s KILLING HER
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
take it up with tori spelling
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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pixelframe.design @pixelframe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is a big one and took a while! The Avengers: Doomsday Font & Logo Generator is live now - definitely don't tag Marvel with what you make.
pixelframe.design
Avengers Doomsday Logo Font Generator
Create custom Avengers: Doomsday logo graphics with chrome lettering, dual green outlines, and metal divider lines — enter your own text and download the finished image.
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My old MTV colleague Julie Reading has an excellent podcast called The Ambition Code, it’s about life and learning how to roll with its punches and figuring out how to remain creative through all of it, and I was honored to be a guest this week. Give it a go! open.spotify.com/episode/4Ndp...
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Dave Holmes + A Life Written Outside the Lines
The Ambition Code · Episode
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yesterday’s and today’s wordles put together suggest something troubling, definitely approaching tomorrow with trepidation.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Prefab Sprout fitting right in with Against All Odds and Depeche Mode lol, it might be happening, Sproutmaxxing era
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Jill Lightner @jilllightner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Street art in her honor from SE Seattle
A glittery tinsel-fringed illustrated portrait of Dolly Parton on a telephone pole. There's a cartoon voice bubble with a quote from her that says "find out who you are and do it on purpose."
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Some thoughts on a life beautifully lived www.esquire.com/entertainmen...
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Dolly Parton Was Family
The American legend, who has died at 80, operated in pure joy, empathy, and sincerity. She became as successful as a human being can be by never holding any of it back.
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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/08/2026
It straight up pisses me off that Dolly Parton was doing this stuff for the past 30 years while the biggest assholes in the world became billionaires whose only charitable contributions are to their own tax-exempt organizations (that they receive tax benefits for donating to & "volunteering with".)
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Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We take to the streets, right?
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