Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Los Angeles people of a certain age: this week has been gross, let’s dance ourselves clean and be home at a decent hour. Join me and Kid Finesse tomorrow EVENING. www.eventbrite.com/e/the-early-... 0160
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026She knows she’s the first problematic political figure nobody will ever write a musical about and it’s KILLING HER 2380
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026“Real piece of shit you got here, be a shame if something happened to it.” 0213
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Not since 2 Girls 1 Cup have I felt this level of I ain’t watching that 5849
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026DJ’d at the Goldline last night, and @jessehawken.bsky.social knows I had to do it to ‘em. 2301
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Phishing texts are getting better at mimicking human communication patterns, and I like it! 1180
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026AIR FORCE 1 ESCAPE FOOTAGE OBTAINED, PLEASE SHARE 2282
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Also trans debate isn’t over, as we see by the three comments on the video, one of which is this. 2220
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons GIF 1411
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 30/05/2026The guy who does the song about a girl where everyone’s first impression of her is that she’s really innocent but when you get to actually talking to her you find out she’s kinda got a dirty mind has pulled out of the Freedom 250 Concert 7230
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I am 95% of the way toward a sub-2:00 marathon, the remaining 5% is running faster. 1724
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Christopher Nolan has defiled the ancient Greek tourism brochure The Odyssey. 2417416
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 16/05/2026For real how can you not know you look like a Smurf 3491
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 11/05/2026When I was 10 years old, the Bugs Bunny cartoons had jokes about Peter Lorre and Edward G. Robinson and we ate that shit up. 2218829
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Okay now see this is real, and it is so much sadder and dumber than the fake twitter posts about drive downhill to save gas or whatever 1270
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026The cop from the Village People is the only appropriate law enforcement official to bring down the Trump administration. 1392
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 01/05/2026“White man making this series of faces” has been the official Republican Party platform for my entire life 3668
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 29/04/2026It would be fun and great if the Times did a roundtable of people who never voted for him and they could casually and relateably point out that none of this shit ever happened. 1112314
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 23/04/2026The way we are shifting the culture in a Prefab Sprout direction this year 191
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I'm about to join @jimmypardo.com on stage for The @NeverNotFunny.com 20th Anniversary Spectacular! Watch live at nevernotfunny.com #NNF20 3350
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I’m sorry but this woman looks like Alfred E. Neuman. 10651
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026When you need to see the dumbest possible take, there is only one place to go. 121934
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Loves the Bible! Old Testament and New Testament equally! 3380
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I think president Trump is in 4D-X, in that my neck hurts, it’s costing me money, and it frequently feels like I’m being spat on. 30647
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 20/03/2026You could also just go the once and focus on why you need to be doing the most in even this category. 6875
Dave Holmes @daveholmes.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Hey thanks, weird ad, but I don’t see myself making use of this functionality. 1180
