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Dave Automata

@daveautomata.bsky.social
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He/Him. 39. Former Owner of 4 Lawnmowers. Part Time Cosplayer. Looking forward to being disappointed by Auburn again. You've likely seen me around the Greater Orlando Circle of Hell.

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Dave Automata @daveautomata.bsky.social · 1h
"I saw Obama and Biden at the gas station and they were making abortions and I saw one of the abortions and the abortion looked at me."
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Dave Automata @daveautomata.bsky.social · 1h
music.apple.com/us/album/nev...
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Never Let Me Down Again by Depeche Mode on Apple Music
Song · 1987 · Duration 4:48
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Dave Automata @daveautomata.bsky.social · 3h
Considering laws are pretty much useless these days, where can a fella buy some clenbuterol and some trenbolone, preferably with something equivalent to prime 2 day free shipping
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Fake Muppet Show Guests @fakemuppetguests.bsky.social · 5h
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Nikki Freeman!
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Pockits @pockitsdraws.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#dailypockits
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 8h
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 5h
Me 60% of the time scrolling here now that it’s October. I’m cool with it.
Comic panel of the ninja turtle Raphael saying “wow a demon babe.” There is an actual demon babe in the background
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Dave Automata @daveautomata.bsky.social · 4h
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pixelframe.design @pixelframe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
More retro anime logos are definitely needed on the site, here's the first step towards rectifying that - the Dragon Ball Classic Font & Logo Generator is live now!
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Dragon Ball Classic Font and Logo Generator
Recreate the classic 1986 Dragon Ball title card with your own text. Tightly packed blue and red letters, a stepped black shadow, letters in yellow circles, and an optional Shenron emblem come together in one high resolution graphic.
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Dave@Not-Convention Recovery @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 6h
i was shown a video of "anime from the 90s that nobody remembers" including utena and escaflowne and i will be closing instagram for the day
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Brandon Santiago @4brandonjs4.bsky.social · 6h
hAPpY OcToBEr 🎃 #erma #halloween
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 4h
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 4h
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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WNBA @wnba.com · 4h
YEAR 3, AND THE RESUME SPEAKS FOR ITSELF 📝 A look at the accolades Angel Reese has collected on her way to becoming the 2026 KIA Defensive Player of the Year. #KIADPOY | #WNBASeason30
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Dave Automata @daveautomata.bsky.social · 4h
I absolutely love this game, currently about 140 hours into it. I like it 10x better than Stardew, which I think is the closest thing you can compare this to. I know nobody reads my skeets, but if you do, check this game out.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 4h
A Choose Your Own Adventure book
Fourteen Beers At Chilis 
Brian fighting some ninjas
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The Onion @theonion.com · 4h
New Study Finds Ashing Cigarette Out Cracked Car Window On Cold Morning Still Best Way To Start Blue-Collar Workday theonion.com/new-study-finds-ashing…
New Study Finds Ashing Cigarette Out Cracked Car Window On Cold Morning Still Best Way To Start Blue-Collar Workday
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Meredith McClaren @iniquitousfish.bsky.social · 4h
Happy First Day of Halloween 🍂 Throwback cartoon. Circa 2023
A black and white illustration of me driving in my car happily. Beside me, buckled in, is a carved pumpkin. It's an old cartoon. But a goodie.
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Just Barely Barning On @hughdelendaest.bsky.social · 5h
I'm going to speak carefully here: If Ben Shapiro had any shame, he would invest in a strong rope and sturdy ceiling fan and then write a little note substack.com/@willsommer/...
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The Daily Wire Is Quietly Shooting a Pro-ICE Movie. We Got the Script.
Locals aren’t happy about the film’s take on the ICE shooting of Renée Good.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror] @nintendoamericax.bsky.social · 6h
September 30th vs October 1st
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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 6h
Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.”
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 9h
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Dave Automata @daveautomata.bsky.social · 5h
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 5h
look, if the pentagon wants IT security then they have to do what the rest of us do: hire trans furries who go to renfest don't ask me why, idk, i just know that data is insecure until sanctified by the holy aura of someone who checks at least one of those boxes. it's part of god's plan.
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Dave Automata @daveautomata.bsky.social · 5h
static.klipy.com
The New Day Wwe
ALT: The New Day Wwe
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 6h
*At job interview* Interviewer: What are your greatest strengths? Me: I have the highest of IQs. I have the highest. I'm fine, and I understand that stuff. You know, my uncle was at MIT for 41 years, and you know, I'm a-I believe in genetics. Interviewer: …I’m sorry, is that an iced coffee?
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 6h
this literally sounds like the intro sequence to a call of duty game. "after the racist billionaire got access to secure pentagon systems, he launched a cyber attack on multiple governments. now, as part of the extraction team, you must shut down elon's grok and protect the planet."
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 7h
Are. Are is the verb you wanted there.
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Dave Automata @daveautomata.bsky.social · 7h
Anyways, it is finally October, the greatest month of the year. Stay Spooky 👻
It me, Michael Myers. Hanging out in your tool shed.
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Kuji (Comms Open!) @kujikawaii.bsky.social · 10h
With spooky season comes a witchy discount! $5 off color sketch/$10 off shaded comms if it involves a witch outfit of some kind~ existing characters/OCs both OK!
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Danielle Lalonders @dlalonders.bsky.social · 8h
they’ll put a Fortnite collab in your ass if you not paying attention
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Mark Lawson @born2beslicker.bsky.social · 7h
I thought I’d get through Dynamite in one piece but seeing Austin Creed break into tears over PAC got me, man #wrestlesky
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Rue Morgue Magazine @ruemorguemag.bsky.social · 8h
On this day in Horror History, THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE premiered in Austin, Texas in 1974.
A man wearing a mask made of human flesh standing by a window with sunlight pouring in.
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Timmy J @t1mxor3.bsky.social · 22h
This is the healthiest post-coaching path I have ever seen a professional head coach take. Ever.
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 10h
Rainy morning at golf course means cartoons #dragonballz
Inside of a golf club house tavern. Green walls with wood panels. Booth seats and been and the tv hanging in the corner is playing dragon ball z Kai.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 9h
Once again it is October, king of all months
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Dave Automata @daveautomata.bsky.social · 9h
Mike Tomlin's tour of his Minecraft city is the most cathartic shit i've seen on the internet in months.
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 19h
If one more Instagram ‘chef’ tells me not to use pre shredded cheese…that’s all I’m going to use for the rest of my life because fuck you that’s why
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Dave Automata @daveautomata.bsky.social · 9h
Lordt Hammercy
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StormaciousD @stormaciousd.bsky.social · 10h
I live in Pittsburgh and work for a sports company, and this 15 minute video of Mike Tomlin giving a tour of his Minecraft city is the longest I have ever watched him do anything, including coach a team
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EP 1: ROOFTOPS, PENTHOUSES, AND URBAN LIVING
YouTube video by Mike Tomlin
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 17h
Doomscroll your true thoughts. Be in a parasocial relationship with your inner beliefs. Buy the dip & invest in yourself. Commission artwork with a pen & paper, & be the one to draw it. Be your Only Fan.
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Crisppyboat @crisppyboat.ca · 30/09/2026
Futurama 🚀✨
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Dave Automata @daveautomata.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm surprised they just didn't call it Vault Tec
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol, is it?
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Alfred Reinold Baudisch @alfredbaudisch.com · 30/09/2026
Arena Gizmos, Final Fantasy 7 World Map animated water, waterfalls and shorelines; World Map event triggers (Junon Crater, etc); side-by-side view modes, to be used as research and reference; and more fixes to Resident Evil 2 and Quest 64. library.pardallgames.com/news/2026-09...
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Alfred Reinold Baudisch @alfredbaudisch.com · 30/09/2026
You can now compose scenes with models from the Pardall Games library, and you can share these scenes with a link. The arena has gizmos now: position, scale, rotate models. Open this link you are not going to regret it library.pardallgames.com/scene?p0=ids... #FinalFantasy #RetroGames #PS1 #PSX
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Dave Automata @daveautomata.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I guess i just gotta to go the smut timeline to cleanse the palate from fascism
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 30/09/2026
grindr bio of a guy who’s absolutely not getting laid
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 30/09/2026
These kinds of signs are the glue that hold society together.
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🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃 @shoshana.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Marco Rubio announces that the US Passport won't be delivered in plain USPS envelopes, but in a white and gold box so that thieves know exactly which packages they should steal.
Marco Rubio announcing that the passport will come in a white and gold box and not a plain USPS envelope
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