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Carl Malmgren

@databladet.se
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I like to code I host the Minecraft server databladet.se Current fandom: #ElixirLang

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Jim Nielsen @jim-nielsen.com · 08/10/2026
Free app idea: It’s a timer. When you write blog posts, it adds time. When you code your blog, it subtracts time - at 2x the rate! If you’re out of time, your codebase is locked and you can’t work on it until you’ve poured more time into writing. I’d hate it & I’d be your first subscriber lol
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Rik Schennink @rikschennink.com · 06/10/2026
Just crawled from under my rock and learned about the CSS `shape-ouside` property to wrap text around shapes. developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/W...
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Saša Jurić @sasajuric.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Last week at Goatmire I gave an extended lightning talk titled "The Emperor's New Clothes". It will be released as a four-part series, starting with this pilot episode. Special thanks to Iryna Kostiuk for recording it. Enjoy!
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rj @rj.dcellgames.com · 06/10/2026
I actually literally do not think they realize what they've done here. Sonic isn't just a game with fans. It's basically embedded in the fabric of the internet. Since I clicked the link ten minutes ago, two THOUSAND more people joined. And it only has five channels to post in and four moderators.
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Zach Daniel @zachdaniel.dev · 04/10/2026
Made some massive optimizations to compile times, memory usage, and disk size of #AshFramework applications. 🎉 Benchmarks on my own large app. #ElixirLang
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laika 🌀 @holoswirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a digital drawing of a collage of stamps with tigers on them. All the tigers have blue stripes, a unihorn, wings, and spikes along the tail. There are also two closed letters in between the stamps with a rainbow and tiger head sticker holding them shut.
Stamp one: A tiger flying through the sky with a rainbow in the background
Stamp two: A close up of the tiger, putting a paw up
Stamp three: A tiger jumping down with four leaf clovers decorated around, with a rainbow in the background
Stamp four: Two tigers kissing with a rainbow and a heart in the background
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Nadya Voynich @nadyavoynich.com · 02/10/2026
Just hypnotised by this cute web crawler #buildinpublic #webcrawling #CSS #JavaScript
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 02/10/2026
Please stop anthropomorphizing computers. They cannot "run" a program, because they don't have legs
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 01/10/2026
truculence ball
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
made a sandwich with this bread before i realized its smug ass was covered in mold. fuck you, bread
a slice of wheat bread with a mold pattern that looks infuriatingly like a smiley face. this bread is a piece of shit
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Carl Malmgren @databladet.se · 30/09/2026
I just held my first ever lightning talk at the #goatmire after-party. Telling the story of making functional props for a local Shadowrun LARP. It was so much fun and also AAAAHHHHH!
me on stage holding one of the props, a white triangular box with a screen.A wide shot of the crowd, with me on stage in the center
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Carl Malmgren @databladet.se · 30/09/2026
What a fantastic day of #goatmire! If you're not here, what are you doing?!
Odin (Lars) standing on stage in a puff of smoke, book in hand, accompanied by his trusted raven.
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Christophe @genserver.be · 30/09/2026
Go to #goatmire for #elixirlang talks, and then there's this weirdass viking talking about boats. What the heck.
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Tobias Pfeiffer @pragtob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#goatmire is amazing and special as usual! But also the badge this time... Hot damn.
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
IT'S COZY SEASON
a drawing of a cat asleep in front of a fireplace in a cozy room
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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hilkojj @hilkojj.nl · 22/09/2026
17 days until launch!! Watch the *alternative* trailer, voiced by Not Just Bikes. store.steampowered.com/app/3031880/...
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Carl Malmgren @databladet.se · 22/09/2026
Imagine all your belongings being human themed
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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daniel wraith @danielroe.dev · 20/09/2026
this is a relief. I was worried I was too anodyne or that I hadn't made myself clear enough.
an email from 'Anonymousemail' sent 3 minutes ago at 11:15. It reads:

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please, for the sake of humanity, never publish anything ever again, no matter how short or long, no matter how well thought out you thought your thoughts might be. the amount of pure stupidity resounding through your voice alone is enough to categorize you as unwell and literally retarded. imagine being you. absolute loser with loser energy through-and-through. also, nuxt is/will always be lame. ugh.
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zeu @zeu.dev · 19/09/2026
a reminder that i got called slurs for saying that linux is what they call “woke” and that DHH isn’t a good guy. do NOT normalize bigots in our tech communities. it isn’t political, it’s just human decency. retract all omarchy funding. be good.
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Marsu @marsusu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finally got around drawing this animation idea based on the video of a very hungry rabbit.
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Disney renaissance movies used to look different. They were planned to be printed on 35 mm film -- that's how they were first released. Modern editions skip that last step in the process. It was a highly developed, overlooked craft, as we explore: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/disneys-fi...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sports are the best form of entertainment because you can invest 2.5 hours into something only to lose. They should make a movie that you can lose.
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Lars Wikman @lawik.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Adorning the very top of the Elixir website. We rise! elixir-lang.org #goatmire #elixirlang
elixir-lang.org
The Elixir programming language
Elixir is a dynamic, functional language designed for building scalable and maintainable applications. Simple from zero to scale, running on the battle-tested Erlang VM.
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Gus Workman @gworkman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The cat is out of the bag: we’re doing badges again for #Goatmire 2026! Each attendee will get a digital badge in their goodie bag, powered by #AtomVM and #ElixirLang. Featuring an ESP32, LCD, keyboard and some fun onboard sensors Join us for Goatmire in Varberg, SE Sept 27th - Oct 3rd to get one!
A white 3D printed plastic device with an LCD at the top, with six boxes each corresponding to a special shape button the keyboard (below the LCD).
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amos @fasterthanli.me · 13/09/2026
> "data" centers > looks inside > mfw compute
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Hazelnoot @hazelnoot.dev · 11/09/2026
JVM garbage collector flags are just astrology for sysadmins
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a psychic medium is conducting a seance at a table with a small group of people. With his head lowered, the medium says, “we will now attempt to contact the spirit realm.” Panel 2: a wraith-like ghost is sitting on the toilet in a well-lit bathroom, idly scrolling on its phone. The phone is ringing. Panel 3: displayed on the phone screen is an incoming call 
 from “Creepy Psychic Guy”, whose default contact photo is one of those fuckin bitmoji emoji faces - i can’t stand those things. Anyway the ghost declines the call.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Protect trans kids.
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Dorgan @dorgan.ar · 08/09/2026
Sometimes Elixir's `with` gets so ugly that I wish it was more acceptable for me to use this into every project github.com/doorgan/here...
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heresy/lib/heresy.ex at main · doorgan/heresy
Heretic utilities for Elixir. Contribute to doorgan/heresy development by creating an account on GitHub.
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Meta removed one of my comics from due to ‘copyright infringement’. It doesn’t tell me what copyright, only some weird hotmail email address I can email of the person who struck me. Tell me what copyright this comic infringes? Review requested. Anyone have any experience with something similar?
Original comic that got removed for unknown reasons. It was written and drawn by me, featuring only characters created by me
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Igu @iguwarf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
chus I made during the last month
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this is not a place of honor
Screenshot of terminal output showing Jujutsu (jj) revision graph with convoluted commit lines and branches
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 04/09/2026
New commandment
Medieval rendition of the “You are not immune to propaganda” Garfield meme. Garfield is drawn in a lithograph style on a blue background, and the text says “Thou are not immune to propaganda.”
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
you know what time it is 🌟 kianamaiart.store
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
FULLY ANIMATED EPISODE 1 IS OUT NOWWWW 🌟 youtu.be/6_7L80WaIuU?...
youtu.be
Pretty Pretty Please I Don’t Want to be a Magical Girl (EP.01 ANIMATED)
YouTube video by Kiana Khansmith
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gg @ggdg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
fl studio continues to mystify me with such interface features as "knob that you turn until it says 'yes.'" what are you talking about
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puck_psx @puszke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I've released an all-in-one tool that lets you extract textures from any perspective, turn them into seamless textures, and use them on your 3D models. #gamedev #indiedev #gamedevtools #itchio #indiegame
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Aggro Crab 💥🔪 @aggrocrabgames.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
REBOUNDER. A new game developed by ThirtyThree, published by Aggro Crab. Rebounder is a hand-crafted precision platformer about a roughneck worker recruited for a hazardous job on a distant planet. Nail the run. Deliver your line. Dropping 2027.
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
date
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Services I provide for my cats
Chicago streets and sanitation truck with the first s missing so it says treets and sanitation
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alicia 🍳 NYCC AA I-24 @acorviart.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
a murder [ #art ]
Illustration of a crow on a branch, surrounded by the old windows XP ghosting error screens, all duplicating the crow's face so it looks like there's a murder of crows.
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ShouXin手訫 @shouxin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s the weekend! Let’s stretch a little with these cats. Cats seem to know better than we do how to truly relax. Stretch your legs, loosen up, and let go of the week’s tiredness. I hope these little cats bring a bit of ease and a good mood to your weekend😊 #shouxinsketch #cat #sketch #sketchdaily
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PH @saddestbossista.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
im never topping this, this is my peak (old post)
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Linux Guy @lasergiant.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
kubuntu is uncslop
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