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Daske

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Don’t mind me, just grabbing something to drink and I’ll be out of your way.

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Three guys behind the plate at the cubs game left with 2 outs in the 9th. The weirdest flex I’ve ever seen.
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
We need to stop thinking republicans will do the right thing. We have no evidence that demonstrates anything but fealty to the party
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I swear that Konerko gave that ball to Reinsdorf at the rally downtown. I would not put it past pierzynski to lie to the pope.
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I will vote for the first candidate that promises to put it all back the way they found it.
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@radiofreetom.bsky.social I’m not saying you’ve never struggled with work. I’m saying that today’s job market And surrounding economy is tougher than the unemployment rate suggests.
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Spoken like someone who’s gainfully employed. Just for funsies, try talking to people looking for work.
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Earl of Minto GCB PC @sammysmoot1212.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Sobriety is the celebration of the ordinary. #Recovery
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Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Idk man, I think the journalists who have been traumatized the most were not sitting in that room tonight. The feds gassed the shit out of us, knocked us over, sent in the local PD to harass, detain, and hurt us, shot a teenaged photographer in the face and he lost an eye, and that's just in LA
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Is that… pride I feel in the Catholic Church? Surely He works in mysterious ways
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Remember when we all went crazy for the “let’s get ready to rumble guy?” We really had nothing going on back then.
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Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Wisdom from Jesse Jackson’s service yesterday: “You don’t forgive because they deserve mercy. You forgive because you deserve peace. Forgiveness is an emancipation.”
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Why the hell am I crying over men’s Olympic hockey? Fucking sports man…
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 30/01/2026
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I don’t see how we come back from this as a country.
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
This is a wild take that screams it was written by someone not paying attention to the past two weeks. www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
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Fraud scandal and ICE unrest scramble 2026 races in blue-leaning Minnesota
Republicans, who haven’t won a statewide race in Minnesota in two decades, see a moment to break through. But there are still many factors stacked against them.
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I’ve lived in corporate America long enough to never understand what a pivot table is and can now have AI do it for me.
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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Matt Shaw really beginning to doubt his "Jews will not replace us" poster.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I don’t want investigations, blue ribbon commissions, bi-partisan deals or anything that doesn’t include a reckoning. I want trumps inner circle in handcuffs, murderous ICE agents named and arrested. I want immediate revocation of all executive orders and a dismantling of everything Trump touches.
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
So, like, exhaustion is the end stage right? Outrage, anger, disillusionment, depression, then exhaustion. There’s nothing else after this? I don’t think I can handle another stage.
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Someone make sure Jeff Joniak gets oxygen before driving home.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Bravo, anonymous hero.
Signpost with distance to London (600) on top, France (100) below it, and a pair of underpants below that.
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I truly hope that when this dumb ass leaves the White House that a democratic president makes a great show of dumpsters lining the west wing and just tossing all his shit out the window.
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Who’s going to break it to the national media that literally no one outside New York cares about Mamdani?
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Pat Murphy looks like the guy who mutters “oh brother” loud enough for the entire Starbucks to hear when the person in front of him orders anything with almond milk.
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Unsolicited Flitwick.
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
time to go cardinal hunting for walking Busch.
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Tom Petty and the Mild Disappointments
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
It’s getting awfully hard to boycott companies for doing the wrong thing when it’s literally everyone.
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Kimmels suspension is the saddest and most scared I have been for this country. We’re not the America I was raised to believe nor are we the America my children deserve.
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Are the Emmy’s late for a flight? Take a breath gang! I have nowhere else to be tonight.
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Harrison Ford was robbed. Manhandled and robbed.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Media please shut the fuck up about deterioration of civil political debate. We have a massive lying and gaslighting problem that begins at the White House and ends with Kirk. That's what's making people desperate.
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
It would be hysterical if he died from the measles.
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
why do people say “looking for a needle in a haystack” when “straw buried” is right there
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
If my taxes don’t pave my roads or fix my bridges or keep my schools open 5 days a week or pay local teachers a living wage or help keep my hospital open or help my neighbor’s kid eat lunch or fund public television or my healthcare… Why the f’ck should I pay taxes?
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I feel this needs to be said: no one outside New York City cares about your dumb mayoral race. It could be Ronald McDonald running against the undead body of Richard Dawson and no one would care.
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Priority one for any democratic majority in the future needs to be the deportation of Stephen Miller back to home country of Hell.
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Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Black smoke means the Vatican has a rich fuel mixture due to a clogged filter or fuel injection issue. White smoke means that the Vatican has a coolant leak or head gasket issue.
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
We as a nation need to stop caring about “the polls.” They simply don’t care. His approval could go to negative infinity and literally nothing will change. Make life miserable for his supporters. Help the targeted. Do something other than tsk tsk.
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Defector @defector.com · 09/04/2025
Oh, shut the fuck up:
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Oh, Shut The Fuck Up | Defector
Hmm, it appears that the nation’s economy is collapsing at Timberwolves-like speed. That big fat trade war that the U.S. launched a few days ago has quickly proven to have the opposite of its…
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Shout out to divorce: the only event in which you can enjoy the full rainbow of negative emotion with minutes.
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hey Apple, do you want to explain why three common misspellings for fascism are coming up with no replacements available?
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
More hyped for thunderbolts than FF. Sentry stans unite!
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Durk 🏳️‍🌈❤️‍🔥 @durkadurk3.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
If you told me this was Tulsi Gabbard, I would believe you
Julie Louis Dreyfus in Thunderbolts
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Daske @daske.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
“Hey sorry your loved one was massacred by a lunatic, but how’s about we give you a ticket to the superbowl? That’s sounds fun, right?”—NFL to new Orleans victim families probably
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
the fact that im in charge of my own decisions is baffling and whoever hired me should be in a lot of trouble
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