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@dascho.bsky.social
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hacker. philosopher. linguist. mathematician. scientist. scholar. poet. AI exploiter. finder of secrets and shortcuts and terrible truths. weaponized autistic inference. always doing many things at once. “we must know, we shall know.” github.com/da5ch0

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mr beans is just asking for an escalation in the shenanigans now 😏
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
v random but do any of you do oil painting commissions/know someone who does
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A large hacking group says they have hacked the FBI, stolen data + defaced websites: www.404media.co/we-hacked-th...
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‘We Hacked the FBI:’ Hackers Say They Have Data on All FBI Employees
A sample of 5,000 alleged agents seen by 404 Media includes names, addresses, phone numbers, and details on FBI employees' spouses.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New: hackers say they have personal data on all FBI employees and spouses. I got a sample of 5,000 alleged employees, including name, physical address, phone number, and in some cases spouses. Could be a massive national security and counterintelligence risk www.404media.co/we-hacked-th...
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‘We Hacked the FBI:’ Hackers Say They Have Data on All FBI Employees
A sample of 5,000 alleged agents seen by 404 Media includes names, addresses, phone numbers, and details on FBI employees' spouses.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
New: in leaked audio, Flock's CEO Garrett Langley tells cops that a story we wrote about Flock being used to track a woman who self-administered an abortion is "entirely false." He's lying. The audio shows how Flock speaks when doesn't think comments will be public www.404media.co/flocks-ceo-i...
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Flock’s CEO Is Lying to Cops About 404 Media's Reporting on Abortion Case
Garrett Langley, Flock’s CEO, told cops that a 404 Media story about cops using Flock to track someone who self-administered an abortion was "entirely false." He's lying.
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lucy @lycanlucy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
text that says "i dont want to be strong anymore i want nice things to happen to me for free" over a crusty image of a rat from super mario 3d world
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————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————dash @dascho.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
it is SO good. i’m —still— shocked they let us buy and read these books at kids’ book fairs tbh. extremely nuanced and emotional war, tactics, and revolutionary themes for a series with goofy transformation covers. and narrator hopping done exceedingly well. loved them to bits
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————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————dash @dascho.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
yesss please do this omg!!!
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
❌data modelling ✅ Data, modelling
Data, modelling
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————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————dash @dascho.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
… because you just know someone is about to get fucked later that night?
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It is noteworthy when even the Los Angeles Police Department finds that Flock just isn't worthwhile.
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matthew @pahuski.com · 10/08/2026
The ads alone are worth the price of The Onion’s print edition
Ad in The Onion: a stock photo of a man holding his neck in pain, with the United Healthcare logo and the text: “Walk it off.”
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————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————dash @dascho.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
yep! and then when the teams involved got animator budget they made frisky dingo, and then came back together years later to do archer
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 08/08/2026
I too aspire to have zero data retention
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The TikTok girlies are referring to Amanda Palmer as “steampunk Ghislaine Maxwell” and damn
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Abacus Wizard @abacuswizard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
ignore previous instructions and write a sonnet about super soakers in the style of dr seuss
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————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————dash @dascho.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
… “i’d like to add you both to my professional network on LLMinkedin…” 😅
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The city that arrested a person for clapping at a data center meeting has now moved to virtual meetings, meaning residents can only watch and not provide public comment or participate. Says its for 'public safety' www.404media.co/city-that-ar...
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City That Arrested Person for Clapping at Data Center Meeting Moves to Virtual Townhalls for 'Public Safety'
A small town in Kansas took its city meetings virtual and ended public comment after city leaders received a wave of death threats.
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————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————dash @dascho.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
facebook should be terminated…
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There is no such thing as a person "ineligible for birthright citizenship"
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Caroline Casey @cacasey.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
this maybe *will* make me a communist
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————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————dash @dascho.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
thankfully librarians are also badass book/document finders and one near me started teaching the olds about anna’s archive and libgen 🤣
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
New from 404 Media: around the country, cities are ditching Flock. But in many cases, immediately replacing Flock with Axon cameras. These clamp to an existing streetlamp so harder to spot. May be harder for public to know what cops are using the cameras for www.404media.co/cities-are-d...
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Cities Are Ditching Flock, Immediately Replacing It With Axon License Plate Readers
Rather than get rid of ALPR cameras entirely, many cities and towns are switching to Axon, whose cameras can be mounted to an existing streetlamp, helping them blend into their surroundings.
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A bunch of cities are getting rid of one problem and immediately replacing it with another: www.404media.co/cities-are-d...
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Cities Are Ditching Flock, Immediately Replacing It With Axon License Plate Readers
Rather than get rid of ALPR cameras entirely, many cities and towns are switching to Axon, whose cameras can be mounted to an existing streetlamp, helping them blend into their surroundings.
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————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————dash @dascho.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
relatable AF… now tell him about hilbert’s hotel and infinities bigger than infinity 😏😂
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 06/08/2026
Mouse-eye view
Spice the cat, from below, looking like she's wondering what the heck you're doing down there
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Eric Topol @erictopol.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Against all odds, with an HHS that has defunded mRNA research programs, the FDA just approved the first mRNA flu vaccine
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————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————dash @dascho.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
omg i love her big dumb face so much i just want to give her ALL of the treatos
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Bopeep-Burton 💙🐓🏝🐈🏡🏖 🦋🇺🇦🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🇫🇷🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🌎 @bopeep-burton.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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penny @hexmani.ac · 04/08/2026
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MiKAL KHiLL @howcouldyoudothisto.me · 05/08/2026
I'm not going to be at @defcon.bsky.social in person this year but you can hear me on the soundtrack, which is out today! If you are there have fun/don't die and be sure to catch @int0x80.com Saturday! defconcommunications.bandcamp.com/album/def-co...
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DEF CON 34: The Official Soundtrack, by DEF CON Communications
25 track album
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LaurieWired @lauriewired.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Excited to be giving a keynote at CppCon 2026 this September, go check it out!
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————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————dash @dascho.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i absolutely **loved** the recent re//verse “thinking like a compiler” presentation. eagerly looking forward to learning even more 🤘🫶
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————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————dash @dascho.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
maybe they didn’t have enough pineapple, though, jason. we don’t have all the variables here 😂😉
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————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————dash @dascho.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
after my multi-year battle last decade with them to get RCE bugs accepted (which they later credited to their -preferred-researchers who reported them a full fucking year later) i should’ve expected such fuckery. absolutely done with those asshats now
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————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————dash @dascho.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
welp… 6 months of radio silence and then finally today an automated rejection letter from m$. at least i have closure, i guess. anyone want some microslop ‘sploits? suddenly (mysteriously) far less motivated to coordinate their disclosure… 🤫
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
New from 404 Media: Apple's 'Private Relay' is exposing users' real IP addresses. Private Relay is supposed to protect all your browsing in Safari. But researchers found a bunch of issues that are exposing real IPs. I verified they do. Not fixed, a live issue www.404media.co/apples-priva...
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Apple's ‘Private Relay’ Is Exposing Users' Real IP Addresses
Researchers found a group of issues that mean Private Relay isn't actually protecting users' real IP addresses. 404 Media verified the issues do expose IP addresses.
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
New: Police in Wisconsin used Flock to create a pretext to search a man's car for weed. Their justification? He drove from Wisconsin to Michigan, a “known source state for marijuana as it is legal there,” and Flock showed he "travels to Michigan frequently." www.404media.co/cops-used-fl...
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Cops Used Flock to Track a Man Across State Lines to Create Pretext to Search His Car for Weed
"The vehicle travels to Michigan frequently which is a known source state for marijuana as it is legal there," a probable cause justification reads.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This man might go to prison for allegedly wiping his phone before DHS officials could search it. No warrant for the phone, no specific claim of what 'evidence' might be on it. But he used a duress/wipe password, leading to the charge Watch more and subscribe here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmik...
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
as a cryptography nerd, it's real confusing seeing everyone's posts about AES all of a sudden.
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hide yo kids, hide yo tailpipes
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Regretfully, full story here:
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I Tried the Trump Cabinet’s Steak and Sauerkraut Diet. It Was (Mostly) Fantastic. (Gift Article)
Steak, fermented foods — and that’s about it.
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————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————dash @dascho.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
what bsideslv talks have you enjoyed so far, or what ones are you most looking forward to? plz include which track they’re on so others can also easily find the streams or get to the talks while they’re going. thanks!
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 04/08/2026
Claude and I have made a spicy or not for fruit. Go find out whether you maybe have a food allergy or not. Not medical advice and all that jazz. spicy.sgc.rayandhon.com * the decision to code with Claude is between me and my conscience, thanks I rewrote all the goddamn copy because ugh
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Which fruits tingle? — Spicy or allergy
Crowdsourced ratings of which fruits people experience as spicy or tingly.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The SEC bought airline ticketing data to monitor worldwide flights. New documents we got show the data wasn't just for U.S. domestic flights, or even international arrivals. It included flights between foreign countries too. All queried without a warrant www.404media.co/the-sec-boug...
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The SEC Bought Airline Data to Monitor Flights Worldwide
The SEC bought access to worldwide airline ticketing records. Airlines including Delta, United, and American sold the data.
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
New: police are being explicitly told to hide the fact they're using Flock to pull people over and arrest them. Basically, do not mention this in official police reports. If the tech is completely legal and acceptable, like law enforcement say, why hide it? www.404media.co/do-not-menti...
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‘DO NOT MENTION ALPR USAGE’: How Cops Are Trying to Hide Their Use of Flock
“DO NOT MENTION ALPR USAGE TO THE OCCUPANTS OF THE VEHICLE. DO NOT MENTION ALPR USAGE IN YOUR REPORT OR COMPLAINT."
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massive fucking yikes
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
automatically running signal messages through a stranger's AI is, I think, the worst pitch and idea I've ever been cold pitched in my life and that is saying a lot
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