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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster)

@dary.bsky.social
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🇮🇷 | CPA | Failed Congressional Candidate | Won on Judge Judy | Rancid Vibes | Ratio’d the President once on an app that we don’t mention here | CSGO Skin Addict

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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Went to get my first haircut in 4 years and they said I had to make an appointment on their app first.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Morning
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
Elon is a fuckwit but I’d like to say the fact this app still doesn’t have direct messages is laughable.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Popping back on the app to ask for direct messages again. Thanks
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
O still no chat function? Be back in a month.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Just seeing if we have group chats yet
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
doing numbers on bluesky (20+ likes) feels like making all my buddies at the bar laugh while doing numbers on twitter feels like accidentally alerting The Predator to my location
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 29/06/2023
there's a few more left if you want to join the extremely exclusive crab ashtray club www.etsy.com/listing/870982344/deco…
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Decorative Crab Ashtray Two-piece Crab Ashtray Crab Cigarette - Etsy
This Decorative Trays item by Nurrisuniqueproducts has 8267 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Taiwan. Listed on Jun 29, 2023
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
2 invite codes, we are so on baby
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Farmer @farm.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
Madeira, Portugal 🇵🇹
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
Still no invite codes so that’s fun
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
Im simply begging for messages and invite codes so I can uninstall that hell hole
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Micah @mic4h.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
You trying out for deadliest catch?
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Alder @alder.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 06/05/2023
I explained the reason behind Fuck Alf (and my culpability) right here faineg.substack.com/p/how-i-acciden…
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How I Accidentally Ruined Bluesky With Pictures of Sexy Alf
Yeah, it was me. And I haven't had this much fun on the Internet in years.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
Yea need to start upping invites or make Bluesky open because Twitter is absolute full blown 4chan bullshit.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
Fit check Friday amiright
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
You either get permanently suspended from a platform or live long enough to watch it become Facebook.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
The time I sent this tracks with your statement lmao
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
I’m about to break the ToS
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
🎶 thissss is the life I live 🎶
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
I dread my existence but I do be liking waking up with my doggies all around me.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
@mcuban.bsky.social sell the Mavs
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
I can’t explain it but this fit kinda goes hard.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
I’ve made it 16 hours with no tobacco and this is not a treat.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 02/05/2023
I think what makes this platform different than every other social media platform is that everyone on this website is incredibly serious. Reskeet if you agree.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
I need like 3 other people who talk about sports and/or gaming then I have no reason to leave.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
People who are habitually late to meetings are actually the worst people on Earth. Idc argue with a wall.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
I need like 8 invite codes and direct messages to be added. We literally just want to move our group chat off of Twitter and we all refuse to text one another.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
We should be able to add music to our bluesky profiles
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
I once had no students show up to my class, tweeted about it, went viral globally and I was on the news from the US to Japan and everywhere in between, and it subsequently resulted in me getting fired from the job. www.boredpanda.com/no-one-shows-up-…
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This Professor’s Tweets After No One Showed Up To His Class Are Going Viral
What does a professor do when no one shows up to class? Tweet. A professor tweets. Well, at least that's what professor Adam Heath Avitable does.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
Hannibal nearing the end of the week:
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
My midlife crisis is going to be an inability to accept I missed my window to be a streamer and spend 2 years just absolutely grinding trying to get 20 subs.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
There is just no way that in 2023 we are STILL watching LeBron and Curry play each other in the playoffs.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
Very good!!! This is what people want!
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
O man the public humiliation kink has his bluesky
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
I’m simply a 32 year old man who has not purchased new clothes in 7 years because I consider it a waste of money but have just spent one of my clients retainers on CSGO gambling. This is the adulthood they don’t talk about.
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Pericles @pericles.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
Well where is it?
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
I haven’t done my taxes since 2018 here is every bank statement. WHY
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
Boomers giving me printed bank statements/reports must stop immediately.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
Was confused at the 1 star reviews in the App Store then it all made sense.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
How long until Elon fires off a tweet that they’re now called “teets” because he’s jealous of skeets?
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
Not even gunna lie I had no idea what rust was so I originally thought they were talking about the video game and that we had a server of bluesky users for this survival game I was very excited for 3 minutes before realizing that made no sense.
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 29/04/2023
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 29/04/2023
I'm really worried that this site is becoming an echo chamber where everyone just agrees on stuff like "trans people deserve rights" and "healthcare is good" without thinking about it
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🚬🗿 @ekstasis.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
we’re listening
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President Joe Biden gives you a tutorial on how to get a goth GF. I really enjoyed making this one, please subscribe if you like it too! AI Voice and Video made by me. This video is for entertainment purposes only. The voice used in this video is AI-generated and is not real. The views and opinions expressed in this video are not meant to be taken seriously. #memes #joebiden #ai
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