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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster)

@dary.bsky.social
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🇮🇷 | CPA | Failed Congressional Candidate | Won on Judge Judy | Rancid Vibes | Ratio’d the President once on an app that we don’t mention here | CSGO Skin Addict

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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Went to get my first haircut in 4 years and they said I had to make an appointment on their app first.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Morning
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
That’s sick. Can we get direct messages anytime soon?
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
Elon is a fuckwit but I’d like to say the fact this app still doesn’t have direct messages is laughable.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Popping back on the app to ask for direct messages again. Thanks
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
O still no chat function? Be back in a month.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Just seeing if we have group chats yet
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
doing numbers on bluesky (20+ likes) feels like making all my buddies at the bar laugh while doing numbers on twitter feels like accidentally alerting The Predator to my location
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 29/06/2023
there's a few more left if you want to join the extremely exclusive crab ashtray club www.etsy.com/listing/870982344/deco…
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This Decorative Trays item by Nurrisuniqueproducts has 8267 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Taiwan. Listed on Jun 29, 2023
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
2 invite codes, we are so on baby
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Farmer @farm.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
Madeira, Portugal 🇵🇹
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
Still no invite codes so that’s fun
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
Im simply begging for messages and invite codes so I can uninstall that hell hole
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Micah @mic4h.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
You trying out for deadliest catch?
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Alder @alder.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 06/05/2023
I explained the reason behind Fuck Alf (and my culpability) right here faineg.substack.com/p/how-i-acciden…
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How I Accidentally Ruined Bluesky With Pictures of Sexy Alf
Yeah, it was me. And I haven't had this much fun on the Internet in years.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
Yea need to start upping invites or make Bluesky open because Twitter is absolute full blown 4chan bullshit.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
Fully aware I look like the Morton’s salt girl
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
Fit check Friday amiright
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
I do be going back as treat sometimes lol
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
You either get permanently suspended from a platform or live long enough to watch it become Facebook.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
Also shout out to this joke understander
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
The time I sent this tracks with your statement lmao
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
I’m about to break the ToS
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
🎶 thissss is the life I live 🎶
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
Because after one of his last interviews headlines ran with “Elon says twitter is breaking even” while completely ignoring he said he halted paying any bills.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
Also “it seems all metrics are going up” is def some $8 clout shit
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
Isn’t it “breaking even” because they’re not paying any bills lmfao
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
I dread my existence but I do be liking waking up with my doggies all around me.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
@mcuban.bsky.social sell the Mavs
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
I can’t explain it but this fit kinda goes hard.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
Remember those bullshit ass thins they released?
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
I saw this but thought I was in twitter and immediately thought man bluesky would love this.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
I’ve made it 16 hours with no tobacco and this is not a treat.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
Lakers or Warriors
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
Lmfao sir 😂 🤝
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
Do you think Jesus Christ could microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn’t eat it?
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 02/05/2023
I think what makes this platform different than every other social media platform is that everyone on this website is incredibly serious. Reskeet if you agree.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
I need like 3 other people who talk about sports and/or gaming then I have no reason to leave.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
People who are habitually late to meetings are actually the worst people on Earth. Idc argue with a wall.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
I need like 8 invite codes and direct messages to be added. We literally just want to move our group chat off of Twitter and we all refuse to text one another.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
We should be able to add music to our bluesky profiles
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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
I once had no students show up to my class, tweeted about it, went viral globally and I was on the news from the US to Japan and everywhere in between, and it subsequently resulted in me getting fired from the job. www.boredpanda.com/no-one-shows-up-…
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This Professor’s Tweets After No One Showed Up To His Class Are Going Viral
What does a professor do when no one shows up to class? Tweet. A professor tweets. Well, at least that's what professor Adam Heath Avitable does.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
I acted like I was George Bush on Twitter and it made the daily show.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
Hannibal nearing the end of the week:
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
My midlife crisis is going to be an inability to accept I missed my window to be a streamer and spend 2 years just absolutely grinding trying to get 20 subs.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
There is just no way that in 2023 we are STILL watching LeBron and Curry play each other in the playoffs.
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Dary (Globally Recognized Shit Poster) @dary.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
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