iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Hi @altmadison.bsky.social - how do we find the playlist you and Kat curated recently - the women of Lithium? I have been unable to find it!

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

I’m starting a task force to spread anti-Christian bias. Who’s with me?

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

The stupidest people in the world are convinced that Elon Musk is a genius. Do with that what you will.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

The year is 2027. The ruling class flaunts their wealth by pelting each other with eggs and toilet paper while farting and spitting.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

BREAKING NEWS: President Trump shit in his hand this morning and threw it at a photo array of people who oppose him, including journalists, Democrats, and all of the former members of his Cabinet. The excrement was yellow and soup-like and covered most of his team in addition to the photos.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I wish Trump was more concerned with the qualifications of his GED hires than the DEI hires.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

It’s my birthday, though the thought of celebrating anything right now seems difficult. Liquor will help.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Just got fired by a Truth Social post. I was the DEI coordinator of our nation’s rainbow facility, ensuring that rainbows were handed out on a 3:1 ratio to queer Americans.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

If you refresh the TikTok app, it’s now a Spirit Halloween.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I think it’s time for California to stop supporting welfare red states and focus their energy on long term fire prevention and state-specific initiatives.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Today is the four year anniversary of one of the most shameful moments in our nation’s history, which includes among its roster the start of the Civil War, the elections of Trump, and the introduction of Crystal Pepsi.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

When I drive by an attractive woman jogging, I always honk, roll my window down, and yell "I admire your commitment to your health!"

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Christmas Eve implies the existence of Christmas Adam, who ruins the party for everyone, blames it on Eve, and then makes out with Lilith under the mistletoe.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

The best friends in the world will see something that reminds them of you and just send it to you for no reason. And then you have the friends at a whole new level who send you gifts like this.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

The 7th season finale of Dating Kinda Sucks is out, and I'd love for you to check it out! This week we talked about traveling in Taiwan, dating in Tulsa, and answer a listener question -does she actually like her boyfriend? Check us out on any podcast app or YouTube today! pod.link/1360565233

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Dating Kinda Sucks

An honest, raw, and hilarious podcast about dating, sex, and relationships, hosted by millennial serial dater Sarah G and grizzled comedian Adam Avitable. Whether you're single, committed, or it's com...

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Authorities are now reporting that the assassin has dreamy eyes and smells like cinnamon sugar cookies.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Apparently my new favorite genre is “Pixie Gen Z Alternative Pop”

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Avitafest will be the most eclectically confusing mix of music you've ever listened to in your life, but free vodka Red Bulls for everyone! Clothing optional (obviously).

A music festival poster made up from my Spotify listening history, featuring Jax, NIN, Kesha, Billie Eilish, Marilyn Manson, Taylor Swift, and more.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

10pm at your parents’ house as an adult feels like 3am at your own apartment.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I’m thankful for vodka Red Bull.

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Helpful hotlines today: 1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey 1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce 1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin Happy Thanksgiving.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

As someone who's spending the day alone, I'm thankful that I don't have to teach anyone what tariffs are or explain that Obamacare is the same as the ACA today.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

403 years ago we had the first Thanksgiving. Can we finally admit that stuffing sucks and turkey is mid at best?

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Scroll for a minute without seeing a big account continuing to talk about “the other site” challenge.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Turkey is the worst part of Thanksgiving dinner that doesn’t involve your racist uncles.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

We’re not going back.

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Freddy Mercury died of AIDS 33 years ago today. With modern medical technology, he likely would have lived. Never forget how much progress against major infectious disease has been made in a short time. We are at risk now of rolling back much of that progress.

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God @thegodshow.com · 23/11/2024

Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

How do you even have fruitful discussions with boomer Trumper parents? My dad just told me that if they change the Social Security retirement age, he assumes anyone in their 60s will be “grandfathered in” to the original age. And then laughed that my generation was screwed. I just can’t anymore.

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Murph @murphtracks.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

1) Since Bluesky is lagging behind on moderation, here’s a fresh bIock/mute Iist of N*zi Content & Far Right Trolls. I’ve checked through them and most violate TOS, all are worth a bIock. Beware of the “parody” accounts pretending to be libs. Report content when possible. bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

I was going to be snarky about last night’s show, which ended up taking place in a vintage tshirt shop, but it turned out being an amazing night. It was a good reminder that any moment on stage is better than the moments you’re not.

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

BREAKING: social media platform that has existed for less than two years has yet to replicate a culture as sprawling as one that has existed for almost two decades

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Anyone watch the first season of Cross? It had its minor flaws but was otherwise compelling and a great adaptation of the books. I highly recommend it.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Gifting myself a little afternoon nap as a treat.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

It’s like choosing between my kids but I think #Taskmaster Australia might be my favorite series, over NZ and the OG.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Two new great questions to ask men on dating apps to weed out red flags (US edition): 1. What’s the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Care Act? 2. BlueSky or Twitter?

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Beard guys won’t go to therapy or wipe their ass but they’ll spend 3 hours trimming, straightening, oiling and conditioning their beards. Like, just imagine if you put that energy towards emotional growth. Or a clean bhole.

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

A Trump supporting, anti-trans, anti-gay Republican was elected commissioner of the county where I grew up. He won despite being in jail on election night for a sexual assault in Vegas. It’s now come out that the woman he assaulted was his daughter. fox59.com/news/indycri...

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Politician pleads guilty in sexual assault case after being elected to Hancock County Council

HANCOCK COUNTY, Ind. — A current central Indiana county commissioner has pleaded guilty in a Nevada sexual assault case, days after being elected to his local County Council. John D. Jessup – a cur…

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I’m so happy to be away from a site where Nancy Mace has posted more about a trans woman using a bathroom in a single day than I’ve posted anything in six months.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I am worned out. Has anyone considered moving to Sardinia and buying a house for a dollar?

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Midwestern institution and gas station Kum & Go is rebranding. Here are my suggestions for their new name. Your Car Swallows Jizzoline Brick N Spray Ruddfuckers Milk Milk Lemonade

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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/11/2024

i’ve been seeing people joining bluesky saying their feeds are dull or slow and want more people to follow, i put together a startpack of people i think are very funny, smart, i’m friends with, and people we had on western kabuki!

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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 19/11/2024

Due to the server issues some of your recent posts may have gotten fewer likes than they deserved Please accept this coupon to rectify this, which allows you to imagine you got 10 more likes on your post than you did

a coupon which says "10 likes*" and then in fine print says "* does not give you likes"

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Ben Silver 🚀⚓️💙 @thisisbensilver.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I think one of the reasons Bluesky is thriving is that they never made a rule that says dogs can’t play basketball.

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Here’s a great blocklist of transphobes and GC morons if you want to be proactive. bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Adam Avitable @avitable.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Lovely new skeeters, if you’re going to follow people, please make sure you have some type of bio and maybe even a skeet or two of your own, so we know a little bit about you. Makes it an easier decision to follow back.

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Ari Drennen @aridrennen.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

When is trans week of everyone shutting the fuck up about us?

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