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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!)

@darthastris.bsky.social
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Writer of writings, drawer of drawings, editor of sounds. Here’s $20 go buy yourself a Star War. (old/queer/AuDHD/they/🔞NSFW/living in Japan for 20+ years) 🖤🧡🫐🌈🍖🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻 NOT ON TWITTER

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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 21m
What a dumb cunt. JFC.
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Domhnall Gleeson Haven @dgleesonhaven.bsky.social · 7h
NEW: Domhnall Gleeson on working with Adam Driver, Rian Johnson and JJ Abrams in Star Wars ❤️‍🔥 Domhnall confesses he wishes “General Hux’d lasted a little longer” 😭 Us too, Domhnall, us too!! 💔
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Four Point Five Cantina, ORSL @fourpointfivecantina.com · 30m
EAT YUB NUB, BITCHES Slava Ukraini
Ewok pounds helmets eat yub nub bitches
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 28m
Phone, what the fuck is a “thenth.” I’m so done with this fucking autocorrect (no doubt AI driven) bullshit.
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 29m
THIS JUST IN: The reason we have fewer cereal choices in Japan is BECAUSE COMMUNISM (not because, ya know, our stores are like a thenth of the size of American ones), according to my MAGA mother. 🙄
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 44m
Jesus Christ tho. Disney really throwing in the towel here.
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 49m
Good way to cop a block.
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 2h
Emperor Hux reporting for duty.
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 2h
YESSSS
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 2h
Also, they’re not even trying to pretend they don’t use AI for everything now.
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 2h
C’mon, man. At least TRY.
An official Star Wars t-shirt with First Order troopers and Darth Vader. You could’ve just made it Kylo? Come the fuck on.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 4h
Star Trek (1966) "The MIT Museum unveiled an extraordinary piece of television and cultural history: the original 33-inch Starship Enterprise model that helped define sci-fi and sparked generations of scientific ambition." It will remain on public display at the Museum through March 28, 2027. 🔽
The rediscovered original 33” model of the Starship Enterprise prior to restoration. Courtesy of Heritage Auctions/HA.com.
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 3h
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness!
static.klipy.com
Kylux Kylo Ren
Alt: Kylux AMV
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 3h
God, I love Kelly.
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GreekHeat 🏳️‍🌈 @greekheat.bsky.social · 4h
It’s been 20 years…
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Shoes
ALT: Shoes
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 3h
Also, like. That scene were everyone in Aliens wakes up from cryo sleep? I needed a moment.
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 3h
PEAK
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 3h
Ohhhhhhh it will revolutionize your Pokemon game. XD You can grab a bunch in just minutes if there’s a whole nest that pops. It takes a little practice to learn the move but on e you do you’ll never look back. XD
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 4h
meme with text at the top that reads: "Me, doing nothing all day because I have an appointment at 4".   Below the caption is a photo of a small Kermit the Frog plush toy sitting upright on a large gray textured couch. Kermit is holding a tiny teacup on a matching saucer, staring straight ahead blankly.  

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 3h
Gonna need D Chew to report in, STAT.
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Noppy @thomasnoppers.com · 7h
Biddy Blas soon
a photo of a line art drawing of star wars racer blorbo biddy blas just sitting on a racer and having a drink.
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 3h
Almost had to throw down in a dumb cunt in the Buckee’s parking lot for leaving her dogs in the car. It’s fucking 97°F out. Stupid cunt. She turned up like 10 seconds before I was about to smash her windows in.
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 4h
Yeah. I liked Stormy and Kimber too.
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 4h
My second crush was Veers. But also Ripley and Sarah Connor. 😂
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 4h
Ohhhh, you don’t do the fast catch trick? If you hold the ball with one finger and the slide your other across the bottom of the screen (like you’re pulling out the berry menu) you can throw the ball and then let go and click run away. Sometimes it doesn’t catch but if it does then you skip ALL!😅
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 4h
Pizzazz was my GIRL. (And that IS who I was playing with! lol I thought Jem was a lame ass goody two shoes. XD)
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 4h
Awww, he’s not sad tho, he’s relieved! Because Sloane accepts him for who he is and isn’t a dickass like Brendol. 😅
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amp @kyloremus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
edit of the day: you know it for comms or support ko-fi.com/kyloremusss
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jookey spooky @jakeybakey.gay · 11h
Someone has probably seen a picture of you and said "SMASH" and you don't even know it
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Leah @leah.myatproto.social · 11h
It's not good for you. It's really not.
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 9h
Fuck yeah!
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🔜 NYCC - Drs. Smite & Evil, Inc. 🧬🦋🧪 @porgs.bsky.social · 23h
Here is a video I got of Amandla speaking 😊 and I just barely caught Rian mentioning The Acolyte in the first couple seconds 😅
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David @davis0444.bsky.social · 15h
Ryan Kutcher, Jean Daniel, Jack Harrer, Jim Kerouac
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arfvader @arfvader247.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"F*ck nudes, show them your scars and your weapon inventory" qimir strategy: all
six images 
1. top left, qimir exiting the water naked, bottom half obscured by the water
2. top right, qimir in his layer, flaunting his back scar
3. middle left, qimir tapping his helmet 
4. middle right, qimir's saber on top of fresh set of clothes
5. bottom left, osha pointing qimir's saber towards a naked qimir (only back is visible)
6. bottom right, osha carressing qimir's cortosis helmet a top a table
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 9h
Them shits better come sold separately too, or I’m gonna RIOT.
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 9h
It’s fun! I do it every year during the May the 4th festivities!
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 10h
Galactic Racer "The game is a combination of our love of racing and our love of Star Wars. We come at it as fans, and we see those details too, and it's just that we have the wonderful privilege to be able to put some of them into action. The tactile nature: bashing something to get it to work."
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 9h
Yay! National Coming Out Day! I’m travelling so I can’t do more art but have this old piece of babby Hux coming out to Rae Sloane. (Aurebesh reads: May you be loved)
Grand Admiral Rae Sloane hugs a crying, relieved Cadet Hux after he comes out to her. Aurebesh reads: May you be loved
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The DC Homos @dchomos.bsky.social · 15h
Happy National Coming Out Day to those who have come out, those who will come out, and those who can’t (just yet). You are loved!
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jaybirb @jaybirbbbb.bsky.social · 10h
This might be my favorite cosplay I’ve seen at NYCC this weekend
A person in a big inflatable Pikachu costume. Inside the face mask you can see another, smaller Pikachu face as though it is a Pikachu wearing the Pikachu costume
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Toys Tracker - New Releases & Discounts @toystracker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New release [Amazon, $20.00, 04/03/27]: Super7 SilverHawks ULTIMATES! Wave 08 - Stand Action Figure 🛍 r.amzlink.to?btn_ref=org-... ⏰ 03:49:55 #ad
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Psi/Ben @psientologist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
New dolly arrivals. I enjoy that they are making toys just for me. Also pictured is my original VHS
Two new Super7 action figures in packaging. Darkstorm and Leoric of the very short run cartoon Visionaries.Leoric alone next to a “Junior Video Club” VHS that features him on the cover
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🏳️‍⚧️ It's a KnollBelle thing to do🏳️‍⚧️ @knollbelle.bsky.social · 12h
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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 12h
A six-word horror story by Kylo Ren:
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VULKK @vulkk.com · 11h
Star Wars: Galactic Racer is a new take on the Racing genre. Speed, crashes, banter, and everything you could ask for in a racing game and more! It's amazing. But, it's not for "absolutely all" #StarWars fans. OUR REVIEW: vulkk.com/2026/10/10/s...
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 10h
Happy to buy the set, assuming it’s not 100 damn dollars, and doesn’t sell out instantly to scalpers. :/
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 11h
Well now I need 10k of concert pianist Ben with violinist Armie.
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Shiny the Wark 🔞 @shinywark.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
re-uploading because I misspelled their name. I'm sorry Biddy Blas, you deserve so much better.
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Darth Astris (COMMS OPEN!) @darthastris.bsky.social · 11h
Yup. All this time and still no Ben Solo. No Hux TVC. :/
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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 11h
This doofus thought he could just throw a blanket over All That and convince a farrier that he's a regular-ass horse...
Photoedit by @kyloremus of centaur Kylo (shirtless, of course)
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