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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 20h

⬇️ Kylo, on returning to Hux's office having realised he forgot his helmet, only to find that Hux decided to try on said helmet, and now, judging by the frantic scrambling and hissing, can't figure out how to remove it.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The saddest little meow-meow to ever meow

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Hux was relaxing in the warmer waters at the shoreline before Kylo stumbled over the rocks and started POINTING at him like he's never seen an Arkanisian's aquatic form.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

In September 2022, I tweeted a silly little thread about centaur Kylo trying and failing to get farrier Hux to shoe him without revealing that he's a centaur. Four years later, I've FINALLY polished it up and got it on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/92525926

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The car portion of my commute ended before I could hear Domhnall on Radio 2 😞

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I commissioned @klodwig.bsky.social to illustrate vampire Kylo goading carpenter Hux into trying out his new luxury coffin with him. Gotta make sure it's comfortable 😤

Beautiful illustration by Klodwig, of vampire Kylo, dressed in his Victorian gentleman's finest, lying in a coffin beside carpenter Hux, who seems alarmed by the close proximity.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Trudgen considers reposting frogs to be his sacred mission

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It's pretty obvious from Hux's swollen belly where Naga!Kylo put all those eggs, no hunt required.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The Discover tab gets a lot of shit but today it taught me that Spanish speakers refer to JK as "La Gran Terfidad" 🤣💯

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Vampire hunter Kylo calls every patrol a 'stake out mission' and wiggles his eyebrows at reformed vampire Hux to see if he got the joke.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Kylo Amidala absolutely bribed the airline staff to 'lose' that bag

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The next person who comes to me with an option instead of a decision is going to make me cry

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I commissioned @kyloremus.bsky.social to illustrate his powerful and intimidating ruff

An edit of Kylo Ren wearing an underbust corset and a big frilly ruff, by @kyloremus

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Trudgen single-handedly keeping this shop afloat with his menagerie of stylish amphibians

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Train travel adverts are always like "look at all the stuff you can do cos you don't have to drive!" but actually you can only do things that require no elbow-room or privacy.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I had comments from nearly a year ago that I hadn't noticed or replied to ☠️☠️☠️

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Immortal vampire Hux seduces him every time Kylo gets reincarnated because he LOVES watching this transformation

Twitter post from @maddiesackler showing side-by-side stills of Adam Driver shirtless in Girls (2012) and Misty Green (2026), captioned 'hot boyfriend to hot daddy'

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Genuinely thought he'd caught something from Millicent. Had no clue humans could make that noise. Doctor had to nervously explain that omegas might purr when they feel safe and protected - and that's when Hux KNOWS this is rubbish, cos it happened while he was lying on Kylo Ren's chest...

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Hux took Kylo's body for a haircut. Meanwhile Kylo took Hux to the gym, tried to benchpress his usual weight and nearly died. Phasma only saved him cos she thought he was Hux.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

A reluctant General Hux being sent to remove Kylo and Rey from Ahch-To

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

And one time, when he indulges a rather base instinct while watching, he accidentally discovers something HOLEsome about his co-commander... archiveofourown.org/works/49648153

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

THIS IS WHY WE DON'T JUST "LET AI" DO CAPTIONS

Screenshot of an anime clip posted to twitter, with the English subtitles correctly showing that the Japanese word 'kamisama' should be translated to 'gods', and twitter's AI auto-generated captions translating it to 'God'

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Ronnie is the living embodiment of "he's a little confused, but he got the spirit"

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

He recognises the hat from when the man's father came snooping around his ruined temple thirty years ago - but unlike that pilfering raggamuffin, the son seems to KNOW what he's looking at. His steps are cautious but purposeful. He's avoiding the traps with ease. He didn't wander in by accident...

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Just two merfolk popping up to thank Captain Hux and his crew for their assistance! I commissioned Amp (@kyloremus.bsky.social) to illustrate the final scene from my latest MerMay Kylux fic, To the rescue! archiveofourown.org/works/85885241 Can HIGHLY recommend Amp for all your editing needs!

Edit of mermaid Rey and Ben half above the surface of the ocean. The end of Rey's tail is visible behind them, but Ben is keeping his tentacles carefully hidden. Edit by Amp (@kyloremuss)

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Kylo did wonder why there were two chairs in Hux's office...

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I don't think I'll be able to do the Kylux Big Bang. I was ✨️so excited✨️ when it was announced, but my brain is just... empty. I don't have any 5-15K ideas, and if I did, I doubt I'd be able to get them written.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Aerobics Hux teaches a jump-rope fitness class called 'skipping school'

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I have, by the skin of my teeth, KEPT my self-made pledge to update 'An octopus story in eight parts' during MerMay: archiveofourown.org/works/85885241 (To the rescue!, T, 5.7K)

Captain Armitage Hux in a 17th Century navy uniform, brandishing a sword and looking Very Serious (edit by Amp)

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

he's not sharing those peanuts either

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Same as always: Hux completely forgets, Kylo remembers (he's used to it, he knows that when he escorts Hux to a romantic seafood dinner Hux will look politely puzzled for the first five minutes. Kylo quite enjoys timing how long it takes Hux to figure out the occasion)

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Realised this fic confirms my writing speed is 100 words a day and now I'm sad

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Yooooooo I finally finished my fic for this! Thought it was gonna be like five tweets but then it spiralled JUST enough to stick on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/83976801

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Smells like trouble - notlikelybutpossible - Star Wars Sequel Trilogy [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Very rude that when you write a fic you have to END it. In like, a narratively satisfying way. With a satisfying line that tells the reader it's ending. Fuck.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

The Prince of Arkanis, beaten, starved and locked in a tower by his abusive father, is finally rescued by the mysterious knight Kylo Ren.

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I commissioned @klodwig.bsky.social to create a gif of Hux poking blob!Kylo from 'With friends like these, who needs enemas?' and MY GOD, the wiggles are ADORABLE! 🖤🖤🖤 Fic link: archiveofourown.org/works/74646331

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Even if you take the report at face value, it's claiming there's no evidence of harm OR benefit from prescribing hormones to 16-17 year olds with gender dysphoria, but admitting there IS a risk of harm from NOT offering this treatment. Therefore they're going to stop offering hormone treatment????

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

General Hux keeps stepping on Kylo's tentacles. At first Kylo thinks it's accidental. Hux, irritating little man that he is, makes a habit of getting too close, sneering or shouting right up in his face. Kylo keeps his tentacles politely hidden under his robes, of course,

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notlikelybutpossible @notlikely.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Been watching TNG. Need Kylo the Q to keep showing up and fucking with straight-laced, serious captain Hux of the USS Finalizer. They've had so many 'instances' that Hux just scowls and rolls his eyes at Kylo whenever he appears.

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